Matial Arts moves... With a sexual bent...

[Ravenloft]

I use my Circumsized Dragon on you, you filthy mongrel!

Followed by the Attack of the Broken Monkey!

Then I will finish you off with the Jism Sak!

Fear the Sprawling Poodle!!!

 

[Guest]

I counter strike with a hung long dong....

Followed by a sweaty ballzack attack.....

And defending agianst the Jisim Sak with my comdomizing shield!

 

[Valdimer]

Unregistered was me Ravensan.....

 

[Ravenloft]

Hahahah! You fool! You did nothing to counter the Sprawling Poodle! You are a man seduced! Muahahaha!

 

[Guest]

*Speaking in bad Japanese voice dubbing*


You bastard! *lips still moving*

How can I defend myself agianst an attack such as that? *lips still moving*


I will use my deletion attack! Keeeeeeeyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! *does crazy japanese martial arts style flying kick*

 

[Valdimer]

Unregistered is me agian Ravensan.......My computer will feel my wrath soon enough..

 

[Ravenloft]

Your deletion attack is useless against the sprawling poodle! Nothing beats the sprawling poodle!

 

[Valdimer]

*Does crazy japanese style flips in the air, grabbing a blanket*


Ahhh, but this does! *stil in bad japanese voice dubbing*

*Throws blanket over the damned sprawled dog*


Hahahahahaha! You're plan is foiled! Keeeeeeyyyaaaaaaaaa!!!!! *Waves hands in the air, makes some really wierd faces, and does kicks too.*

 

[Ravenloft]

Hahahahaha! Foolish dog! You have come within range of the dreaded purple pecker!

 

[Valdimer]

The purple pecker! GAH!

*Does condomizing attack, quickly covering the purple yogurt slinger*


Hahahahaha! Fool! You have been foiled agian!

 

[Ravenloft]

Dastardly dog! My every attack countered! But you will not be able to resist the attack of my spitting snake head!