Materbation

[Guest]

 

[RebeccaLeah]

I have heard that there are some people who are Tri-sexual...

They'll try anything sexual - ba da bump! (I tried to type the drum sound...oh well )


So, if I use my left hand and then I use my right hand would you say I was cheating on my hands? And if I use my right hand to masturbate and my left hand to caresss any other part of my body ~ does that mean I am having a 3some?

Jesus Honey. That made my mouth drop open....and I still can't decide if it's shock or lust...Com'ere so I can find out.

 

[impressive]

i can lick my cock!

So can I!

 

[impressive]

And if I use my right hand to masturbate and my left hand to caresss any other part of my body ~ does that mean I am having a 3some?

I can guarantee you that neither hand is idle when I'm playing -- whatever you choose to call it!

 

[tolyk]

This is a very illogical arguement, besides the parts from Joe.

Sure, I can warp and twist any definition in the dictionary to create an arguement about something, doesn't make it right. As Joe said, a person defending their sexuality isn't always about confidence. Hell, sometimes it is about pure and simple pride. Some people just like to be vocal about their sexuality, and others just like to argue about what sexuality is (you'll notice these if you read this entire forum again)

It was indeed good for a laugh, (Thanks Sweet ) but highly illogical.

 

[Liar]

Speaking of masturbation...


Late Night Jerks
a little Liar poetry ditty

Night bus
snaking suburbia,
with the inner city leftovers
heading for a hung over
sunday morning.

"Ya'know it's weird..."

A kazoo whine,
like a sentient duck,
two seats behind.

"...how it goes,
ya'know,
with hands."

2 am tipsy,
but eloquent enough
to pass this wisdom on
to his grinning mute friend,
while I try to filter out
the babble.
I focus but in vain
on a murderous migraine.

"I'm a southpaw ya'know..."

Oh really? Shut up.

"...write with it, type, paint, pick stuff.

So you have an opposable thumb after all?
Do parrots have those really?
Shutupshutup...

"But ya'know..."

Shut up, shut...oh I give up.
All right! Spill it, spit out!

"...I finger pussies with the right,
and jack off too,
ya'know."

Bus stop
closing in,
humming down,
hissing doors.

I descend to asphalt,
an amused smile
spreading.

Because I realise
...ya'know...
me too.



#L

 

[poohlive]

No, Joe, I just know how you are sometimes about terms and definitions... and I didn't want some weird argument about how I intended this word or that. Glad you agree. I thank you...


Sweet, that was my point. Masturbation is pleasurable because your body made sex pleasurable so you could produce children more often.


But, that's beside the point. Just cause sex was, originally meant for procreation, doesn't mean it can't be used, like a tool, in any sort of relationship. Homosexuals can't reproduce with each other, and they'd found stimulating ways to be with each other, and there's nothing wrong with that.

The question still lies... is masturbation homosexual on some plane? I don't know, maybe... Do people have homosexual tendencies inside them? Somewhere, yes. If it's truly genetic, as some people claim, then I think yes, it has to be in everyone... just recessive instead of dominate.
Just like brown hair. Everyone has that gene in their body, but for some reason, genetically with all the makeup, it turned out black, or red, or blonde... doesn't mean the genes aren't there. They just aren't dominate.

 

[Honey123]

Speaking of masturbation...


Late Night Jerks
a little Liar poetry ditty

Night bus
snaking suburbia,
with the inner city leftovers
heading for a hung over
sunday morning.

"Ya'know it's weird..."

A kazoo whine,
like a sentient duck,
two seats behind.

"...how it goes,
ya'know,
with hands."

2 am tipsy,
but eloquent enough
to pass this wisdom on
to his grinning mute friend,
while I try to filter out
the babble.
I focus but in vain
on a murderous migraine.

"I'm a southpaw ya'know..."

Oh really? Shut up.

"...write with it, type, paint, pick stuff.

So you have an opposable thumb after all?
Do parrots have those really?
Shutupshutup...

"But ya'know..."

Shut up, shut...oh I give up.
All right! Spill it, spit out!

"...I finger pussies with the right,
and jack off too,
ya'know."

Bus stop
closing in,
humming down,
hissing doors.

I descend to asphalt,
an amused smile
spreading.

Because I realise
...ya'know...
me too.



#L

Right on, brother!

Hands that play
twice a day
Does it mean?
Would you say?
Can that make me gay?

 

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[Honey123]

I am pretty sure on Northwest it is.

Rhino...is that a picture of your faggoty hands?

By the way, I am quite interested in how you can lick your own cock?

 

[Guest]

 

[sweetnpetite]

Or (and you're not going to like it, but it is the moderate and rational argument)...

Possibility.

I look out into the world, with my knowlege and book learning and everything else, and I observe, and I learn and I form impressions, and I learn practical things that I am able to apply to reality, and I test them, and I see that they are true and accurate, that they work.

I have to eliminate some of the 'possibilities' in order to come up with something representing a world view or an understanding of all the stimulie.

I do not live in a laboratory with every possibliity that hasn't been proven 100% false floating around with me and given validity. I don't accept every possiblity simply because it hasn't been disproven by scientific methods.

I, unlike some, form definate *ideas* about things, and then I defend them. I do not refuse to *assert* anything unless it is proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. I don't think a person who thinks like this could ever possibly sit on a jury, or make any sort of important decision. ALL of the facts will never be in. We must make up our minds based on what is available.

And I have much *More* available than a dictionary and a degree in logic.

I have life experience, observation, and a bunch of other big words that I just can't think of right now. But mostly, I'd like to point out that beyond the ability to *learn* I also have the ability to *think* And I can think beyond the limits of a world of such limitless possiblities where so much is *possible* that nothing ever is.

With me Joe, sometimes it is. It just freakin' is. :frustrated:

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by sweetnpetite
And I have much *More* available than a dictionary and a degree in logic.

I have life experience, observation, and a bunch of other big words that I just can't think of right now. But mostly, I'd like to point out that beyond the ability to *learn* I also have the ability to *think* And I can think beyond the limits of a world of such limitless possiblities where so much is *possible* that nothing ever is.

Me, too.

 

[maggot420]

what if youre a masterbating hermaphrodite? does that give you a free pass to be a bisexual? Or would you have to be inherently bisexual anyway? Does this mean there can be no homosexual hermaphrodites? And if there can be no masterbating homosexual hermaphrodites...masterbation cant be homosexual.

this is just my humble attempt at sophistry