Matchmaking The Matchmaker

[Laurel]

Since Marxist has gone above and beyond the call of duty by matching fine Literoticans with other fine Literoticans, I think we collectively have a duty to find him that special someone. Post your suggestions here, along with the reason you think the person would be a good match for our matchmaker. One person per post, and each suggestion must come with a reason!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Marxist should be matched with me because I've been after his macrochocopenis longer than any woman on lit.

It's becoming pathetic how I follow him around like a puppy dog.

Therefore, I should get him.

 

[Problem Child]

I choose miles.

 

[Guest]

 

[cymbidia]

I was gonna say "Cheyenne" but that's kinda mean and smart-assed. They'd both hate it. The only winner would be divorce court in that pairing. The gods know we've got enough sad sack divorce stories going on around here without looking for another one, right?

I withdraw the suggestion before it's even uttered.

Guess i'll go now.

 

[Guest]

 

[RawHumor]

So who's it gonna be??

How about Weevil/Scruffy? He could make Marxist one of his bitches.

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

I vote for Carlton to be with Zamdrist. Cause I wanna divorce. I'm not a monogamist. Plus, he took the duck out of the panties, it's turned into some kind of snake. I'm phobic.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Call me vicious, but I think ya'll should match that two-bit, neglectful, promise-breaking, undependable, unreliable, doesn't-follow-through, lying welsher with me.

I promise not to subject him to the "date" hell and just have him pick me up at home.

We can do a Lit get together in N'awlins and give him one of those really cool jazz funerals.

 

[estevie]

I choose miles.

I was going to say that...they were meant for eachother! I mean, what 2 people get along better than those 2?

 

[kotori]

Call me vicious, but I think ya'll should match that two-bit, neglectful, promise-breaking, undependable, unreliable, doesn't-follow-through, lying welsher with me.

I promise not to subject him to the "date" hell and just have him pick me up at home.

We can do a Lit get together in N'awlins and give him one of those really cool jazz funerals.

And I was going to suggest this, but after the plans you made for Azwed, I thought better of it.

At least this date has music.

 

[jass1960]

Marxist and ppman - now that would be a match made in heaven!!

 

[bluntforcemama]

I second Miles.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Now, I don't want him to die. I just want him to finish what he started. The man is a skeeze.

Change my vote to miles.

 

[estevie]

How about a mini orgy?

Shadowsource, Miles, Cheyenne and Marxist?

That would be a 3-some...Shadow and Marxist are the same person!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[jass1960]

Actually, I would like to see Marxist fuckover some of the biggest bitches on the board.

....and they would be?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Frederick Engle.

 

[Marxist]

Why thank you one and all. Very nice. Really. I mean it.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

A quickie for the black fella.

How bout you take on Penis Williams?

I'm sure there would be some hot loving going on... and you know you'd enjoy it.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Marxist]

CB,

I fucked my chances with you a long time ago. But damnit baby, just give me one mo' chance....baby, baby, pleeeeze.

I'd drink a tub of yo' bathwater...just leave out the lotus blossoms...