Masturbators Anonymous...

[realcitykid]

MMmmm. I do love the thought of that...

I might even be tempted to post a recording of me listening to you . . . Would you like that? Want to hear me cum to the sounds of you masturbating?

 

[Cleardiamond]

I might even be tempted to post a recording of me listening to you . . . Would you like that? Want to hear me cum to the sounds of you masturbating?

*faints*

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I wasn't planning on playing... but something got me in the mood.

 

[Cleardiamond]

I wasn't planning on playing... but something got me in the mood.

*bats eyelashes*

Looks around... "who me?" ...

 

[Dionysian Beast]

*bats eyelashes*

Looks around... "who me?" ...

No, not you

 

[realcitykid]

*faints*

I want to hear what you sound like when you work that butt plug into your ass.

 

[Cleardiamond]

I want to hear what you sound like when you work that butt plug into your ass.

hhahah.. that is not a sound I would capture you dirty man.

 

[realcitykid]

hhahah.. that is not a sound I would capture you dirty man.

No, you filthy girl! The sounds that come out of your mouth. LMAO!!

 

[Cleardiamond]

No, you filthy girl! The sounds that come out of your mouth. LMAO!!

Haha.. I knew what you meant.. I just meant.. that I don't think that is an attrative sound.. the gasping and sighing.. or wait I guess you would enjoy that..

 

[realcitykid]

Haha.. I knew what you meant.. I just meant.. that I don't think that is an attrative sound.. the gasping and sighing.. or wait I guess you would enjoy that..

Gasping and sighing is always good. Any sound that says "this kind of hurts and it's hard to do but I really want it in there" is fine by me.

 

[just4friends]

listen to a few recordings...

Haha.. I knew what you meant.. I just meant.. that I don't think that is an attrative sound.. the gasping and sighing.. or wait I guess you would enjoy that..

find something you like.... and then think about whether you'd even consider doing it ... unless it breaks the rules...... but.... now that you know they are there. ENJOY!

 

[ahungrymind]

for your listening pleasure

*faints*

realcitykid's idea sounds like fun.

I'd love to do it too, do you want to hear me cum to the sounds of you masturbating?

 

[blklthrjkt]

realcitykid's idea sounds like fun.

I'd love to do it too, do you want to hear me cum to the sounds of you masturbating?

Sounds like an auditory orgasm already!

 

[Cleardiamond]

realcitykid's idea sounds like fun.

I'd love to do it too, do you want to hear me cum to the sounds of you masturbating?

Its just alot to grasp.. I didn't know the 1-800 # existed.. I am intrigued by all the dirty sound clip replys that you naughty boys seem so willing to make..

find something you like.... and then think about whether you'd even consider doing it ... unless it breaks the rules...... but.... now that you know they are there. ENJOY!

To be determined.. lol

Gasping and sighing is always good. Any sound that says "this kind of hurts and it's hard to do but I really want it in there" is fine by me.

hehehe yea.. those sounds... seems like you already know what they should/would be.. you dont NEED a recording

 

[just4friends]

To be determined.. lol


well... listen to some. Some might be really real... some not. Some set things up a bit more before perhaps drifting into real fun for the recorder.

perhaps... you are not very noisy during sex??

and....... no...... imagining is not the same as really hearing! Heck men can barely deal with being deprived of SIGHT during actual real sex or masturbation.

 

[Cleardiamond]

To be determined.. lol


well... listen to some. Some might be really real... some not. Some set things up a bit more before perhaps drifting into real fun for the recorder.

perhaps... you are not very noisy during sex??

and....... no...... imagining is not the same as really hearing! Heck men can barely deal with being deprived of SIGHT during actual real sex or masturbation.

Haha.. well I am going to peruse the audio files today..

I AM FUCKING NOISEY.. trust me... lol.. I'm sure I can find someone to vouch for that..

yea yea.. i guess women are just gifted with stellar imaginations..

 

[just4friends]

gifted...

Haha.. well I am going to peruse the audio files today..

I AM FUCKING NOISEY.. trust me... lol.. I'm sure I can find someone to vouch for that..

yea yea.. i guess women are just gifted with stellar imaginations..

Women are wonderful in ALL ways! Even double tasking... or more for you...

Nice to know you are noisy!

 

[NeedfulThings]

I am NeefulThings, and I stimulate my clitoris to earth-shaking orgasm as often as possible. I use my fingers, a vibrator (or two), the seam of my jeans, pillows, water- whatever is at hand. I love having an entire day- or night- to myself. On those rare occasions, I start with a long, hot shower. I wash my entire body, meticulously shave my legs, under my arms and, of course, my pussy. Then I use an exfoliating scrub all over. I dry off and then massage scented body butter into every inch of my skin. Then I worship my silky smooth and scented body with my hands. I like to place a mirror between my legs so I can watch myself swelling and dampening in arousal as I hold my breasts and play with my nipples. When my clit is aching, I begin stroking it gently, barely touching it. I like to tease myself like this until I almost cum. I stop touching myself and read a few great Literotica stories- although I must be careful at this point because, if a story is hot enough, it will get me off without the help of my hands. Finally, when I can no longer take it, I like to fuck myself with my favorite rabbit vibe- filling my dripping little cunt while the ears give my clit the attention it needs. I usually cum HARD and loud within ten seconds that first time... Then I spend the rest of the day floating from one orgasm to the next, the last of which is obtained from my shower head as I'm washing the sweat and juices off my body.
I promise to fit in as much "me time" as is possible this week and keep myself wet and eager for more...

 

[ahungrymind]

Haha.. well I am going to peruse the audio files today..

I AM FUCKING NOISEY.. trust me... lol.. I'm sure I can find someone to vouch for that..

yea yea.. i guess women are just gifted with stellar imaginations..

talk is cheap

I'd love to hear you.

 

[ahungrymind]

I am NeefulThings, and I stimulate my clitoris to earth-shaking orgasm as often as possible. I use my fingers, a vibrator (or two), the seam of my jeans, pillows, water- whatever is at hand. I love having an entire day- or night- to myself. On those rare occasions, I start with a long, hot shower. I wash my entire body, meticulously shave my legs, under my arms and, of course, my pussy. Then I use an exfoliating scrub all over. I dry off and then massage scented body butter into every inch of my skin. Then I worship my silky smooth and scented body with my hands. I like to place a mirror between my legs so I can watch myself swelling and dampening in arousal as I hold my breasts and play with my nipples. When my clit is aching, I begin stroking it gently, barely touching it. I like to tease myself like this until I almost cum. I stop touching myself and read a few great Literotica stories- although I must be careful at this point because, if a story is hot enough, it will get me off without the help of my hands. Finally, when I can no longer take it, I like to fuck myself with my favorite rabbit vibe- filling my dripping little cunt while the ears give my clit the attention it needs. I usually cum HARD and loud within ten seconds that first time... Then I spend the rest of the day floating from one orgasm to the next, the last of which is obtained from my shower head as I'm washing the sweat and juices off my body.
I promise to fit in as much "me time" as is possible this week and keep myself wet and eager for more...

Well that sounds lovely.

 

[DonQuixoteindfw]

I am NeefulThings, and I stimulate my clitoris to earth-shaking orgasm as often as possible. I use my fingers, a vibrator (or two), the seam of my jeans, pillows, water- whatever is at hand. I love having an entire day- or night- to myself. On those rare occasions, I start with a long, hot shower. I wash my entire body, meticulously shave my legs, under my arms and, of course, my pussy. Then I use an exfoliating scrub all over. I dry off and then massage scented body butter into every inch of my skin. Then I worship my silky smooth and scented body with my hands. I like to place a mirror between my legs so I can watch myself swelling and dampening in arousal as I hold my breasts and play with my nipples. When my clit is aching, I begin stroking it gently, barely touching it. I like to tease myself like this until I almost cum. I stop touching myself and read a few great Literotica stories- although I must be careful at this point because, if a story is hot enough, it will get me off without the help of my hands. Finally, when I can no longer take it, I like to fuck myself with my favorite rabbit vibe- filling my dripping little cunt while the ears give my clit the attention it needs. I usually cum HARD and loud within ten seconds that first time... Then I spend the rest of the day floating from one orgasm to the next, the last of which is obtained from my shower head as I'm washing the sweat and juices off my body.
I promise to fit in as much "me time" as is possible this week and keep myself wet and eager for more...

All I can say is Damn that made me horny, gotta go beat off now...

 

[NeedfulThings]

SOOoooo Happy to be of Service! :->

 

[Cleardiamond]

I am NeefulThings, and I stimulate my clitoris to earth-shaking orgasm as often as possible. I use my fingers, a vibrator (or two), the seam of my jeans, pillows, water- whatever is at hand. I love having an entire day- or night- to myself. On those rare occasions, I start with a long, hot shower. I wash my entire body, meticulously shave my legs, under my arms and, of course, my pussy. Then I use an exfoliating scrub all over. I dry off and then massage scented body butter into every inch of my skin. Then I worship my silky smooth and scented body with my hands. I like to place a mirror between my legs so I can watch myself swelling and dampening in arousal as I hold my breasts and play with my nipples. When my clit is aching, I begin stroking it gently, barely touching it. I like to tease myself like this until I almost cum. I stop touching myself and read a few great Literotica stories- although I must be careful at this point because, if a story is hot enough, it will get me off without the help of my hands. Finally, when I can no longer take it, I like to fuck myself with my favorite rabbit vibe- filling my dripping little cunt while the ears give my clit the attention it needs. I usually cum HARD and loud within ten seconds that first time... Then I spend the rest of the day floating from one orgasm to the next, the last of which is obtained from my shower head as I'm washing the sweat and juices off my body.
I promise to fit in as much "me time" as is possible this week and keep myself wet and eager for more...

Uhhh.. WOW.. What a wonderful way to say hello! Dammmmmn.. Mmmm Now I'm horny too.. fuck fuck fuck.. must go find my toys..

talk is cheap

I'd love to hear you.

Haha. .I know. I know.. patience is a virtue that is usually rewarded

SOOoooo Happy to be of Service! :->

*Claps*

 

[sandcannon]

I am NeefulThings, and I stimulate my clitoris to earth-shaking orgasm as often as possible. I use my fingers, a vibrator (or two), the seam of my jeans, pillows, water- whatever is at hand. I love having an entire day- or night- to myself. On those rare occasions, I start with a long, hot shower. I wash my entire body, meticulously shave my legs, under my arms and, of course, my pussy. Then I use an exfoliating scrub all over. I dry off and then massage scented body butter into every inch of my skin. Then I worship my silky smooth and scented body with my hands. I like to place a mirror between my legs so I can watch myself swelling and dampening in arousal as I hold my breasts and play with my nipples. When my clit is aching, I begin stroking it gently, barely touching it. I like to tease myself like this until I almost cum. I stop touching myself and read a few great Literotica stories- although I must be careful at this point because, if a story is hot enough, it will get me off without the help of my hands. Finally, when I can no longer take it, I like to fuck myself with my favorite rabbit vibe- filling my dripping little cunt while the ears give my clit the attention it needs. I usually cum HARD and loud within ten seconds that first time... Then I spend the rest of the day floating from one orgasm to the next, the last of which is obtained from my shower head as I'm washing the sweat and juices off my body.
I promise to fit in as much "me time" as is possible this week and keep myself wet and eager for more...

Yep, that got me hard.

 

[Cleardiamond]

Yep, that got me hard.

*shocked*




.... hahahaha .... [insert sarcasm here]

hey sandcannon.. how are you today? Horny yet?