Masturbators Anonymous...

[ooftygoofty]

Hi, I'm John, and I masturbate at least once a day.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Hi. My name is Joe, and I am a recovering perpetual masturbator. It has been a week since I last masturbated. I thought I was doing pretty well--I wiped all the porn off my hard drives; deleted the smut links from my Favorites; tossed out all my lubes and lotions and oils, Vaseline and Crisco and butter, too. Then I stumbled in here, thinking, Oh! A support group! Imagine that! A safe harbor on a lonely Saturday night. How lucky for me! Too late did I realize, this is no support group!!! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a "date" with a jar of Jif.....

 

[Cleardiamond]

Hi. My name is Joe, and I am a recovering perpetual masturbator. It has been a week since I last masturbated. I thought I was doing pretty well--I wiped all the porn off my hard drives; deleted the smut links from my Favorites; tossed out all my lubes and lotions and oils, Vaseline and Crisco and butter, too. Then I stumbled in here, thinking, Oh! A support group! Imagine that! A safe harbor on a lonely Saturday night. How lucky for me! Too late did I realize, this is no support group!!! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a "date" with a jar of Jif.....

Hahaha.. we support the habit.. and push you to do it more often and longer sorry you fell in with the wrong crowd on this one

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Hahaha.. we support the habit.. and push you to do it more often and longer sorry you fell in with the wrong crowd on this one

Not as sorry as me--I only have crunchy peanut butter.

 

[AproposPro]

Absolutely.
That's probably why I masturbate so much...
If I could just ride roller coasters every day, I'd just do that instead...

 

[Cleardiamond]

Absolutely.
That's probably why I masturbate so much...
If I could just ride roller coasters every day, I'd just do that instead...

MMMmmMM thanks for postin.. added to my sig.. sooo awesome!

 

[realcitykid]

My toys...

I want to hear all about your toys, Cleardiamond.

 

[Cleardiamond]

I want to hear all about your toys, Cleardiamond.

Ooo you do huh?

My Two current FAVORITES:

Vibrator & Butt Plug

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/vitasprings_2139_126787327 http://content2.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/butt-plugs/crystaljelliesanaldelight-ia-m-ib-m744_1178683-170x170.jphe




So what do you think?​

 

[DonQuixoteindfw]

Ooo you do huh?

My Two current FAVORITES:

Vibrator & Butt Plug

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/vitasprings_2139_126787327 http://content2.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/butt-plugs/crystaljelliesanaldelight-ia-m-ib-m744_1178683-170x170.jphe




So what do you think?​

Very nice pair of toy's you have there CD, I'd love to see you play with them some time.

 

[Defluo Animus]

only twice today, i seem to be slowing down, too much playing football

 

[realcitykid]

Ooo you do huh?

My Two current FAVORITES:

Vibrator & Butt Plug

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/vitasprings_2139_126787327 http://content2.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/butt-plugs/crystaljelliesanaldelight-ia-m-ib-m744_1178683-170x170.jphe




So what do you think?​

I think they look like fun. Do you use both at the same time?

 

[Cleardiamond]

I think they look like fun. Do you use both at the same time?

hehehe.... FUCK YES

 

[realcitykid]

hehehe.... FUCK YES

Tell us about the sounds you make when you do.

 

[Cleardiamond]

Tell us about the sounds you make when you do.

Hmmm... Sounds cannot be given proper justice via message.. lol
... so you will just have to use your imagination

 

[realcitykid]

Hmmm... Sounds cannot be given proper justice via message.. lol
... so you will just have to use your imagination

Sad, but true. Have you ever been tempted to leave a recording of yourself using Lit's 800 number?

 

[just4friends]

if you do...

Sad, but true. Have you ever been tempted to leave a recording of yourself using Lit's 800 number?

Try to catch the sound of how wet these toys get you, and please tell us to go look for your sounds. If you want us to join you, just give us an idea of the right moment to cum with you.

That vibe looks like it would do a double time on your g-spot!

 

[Cleardiamond]

Sad, but true. Have you ever been tempted to leave a recording of yourself using Lit's 800 number?

SHUT the FUCK UP.. that does NOT exist

 

[Cleardiamond]

Try to catch the sound of how wet these toys get you, and please tell us to go look for your sounds. If you want us to join you, just give us an idea of the right moment to cum with you.

That vibe looks like it would do a double time on your g-spot!

hahha.. we'll see about that...

and yes the vib gets the GSpot sooo hard.. I go weak in the knees

 

[just4friends]

no no... it does!

SHUT the FUCK UP.. that does NOT exist

Go to Literotica... stories.... audio. If you've never been, it can be addictive. You could help of us poor addicts with one new version each week.... Our little group could all cum together for your helpful guidance.

 

[ADIDAS00]

Wonderful toys cleardiamond, I'm having all sorts of thougt runnin through my head. I'm due to start mb'ing, thanks for the help!

 

[just4friends]

weak in the knees?

hahha.. we'll see about that...

and yes the vib gets the GSpot sooo hard.. I go weak in the knees

Please do not do this while operating heavy machinery or while operating vehicles in motion.... or... while standing.

 

[realcitykid]

SHUT the FUCK UP.. that does NOT exist

Oh, yes it DOES!!

http://www.literotica.com/audio/audioindex.shtml

You'll see there the link to the toll-free number, as well as the link to the audio stories.

 

[realcitykid]

Go to Literotica... stories.... audio. If you've never been, it can be addictive. You could help of us poor addicts with one new version each week.... Our little group could all cum together for your helpful guidance.

Yes, we could! You could tell us when your recording is up, and we could report having cum to it, in lurid detail.

 

[Cleardiamond]

Oh, yes it DOES!!

http://www.literotica.com/audio/audioindex.shtml

You'll see there the link to the toll-free number, as well as the link to the audio stories.

OMG.. WOW.. Interesting..

Please do not do this while operating heavy machinery or while operating vehicles in motion.... or... while standing.

I won't... .. My vision gets too blurry

Go to Literotica... stories.... audio. If you've never been, it can be addictive. You could help of us poor addicts with one new version each week.... Our little group could all cum together for your helpful guidance.

OOMMGG.. that would be ridiculous.. and i'm sure against my rules

 

[Cleardiamond]

Yes, we could! You could tell us when your recording is up, and we could report having cum to it, in lurid detail.

MMmmm. I do love the thought of that...