Masturbators Anonymous...

How often do you mastubate?

  • Monthly

    Votes: 28 1.2%
  • Weekly

    Votes: 104 4.6%
  • Couple Times a Week

    Votes: 572 25.2%
  • Daily

    Votes: 767 33.8%
  • Couple Times a Day

    Votes: 505 22.3%
  • Hourly

    Votes: 9 0.4%
  • As often as fucking possible

    Votes: 283 12.5%

  • Total voters
    2,268
I've been told I have a porn star dick...is that good? ;-) what would u like to do with it?
 
My name is Uboat1. I masterbate at least 1 time every day. I cant seem to help myself to stop. So, I continue on.

I think we should get our group together for a M.A. group session.
 
Good Monday evening to all! Time to get started. I have to get a good long session in tonight since I'll be gone for a week for business. Let the fun begin :)
 
farewell

THIS will be the LAST message I post for a very long time..

.. some crazy shit with a friend on here went down today.. I don't even know where to start. for those of you I've gotten to know.. its been fun but sometimes things just get out of control..

I am a good person, a good woman, a loyal wife, and most importantly a sensitive soul... that is why I can't take the drama or the bullshit..

have a good time.. goodbye lovers :kiss:
 
THIS will be the LAST message I post for a very long time..

.. some crazy shit with a friend on here went down today.. I don't even know where to start. for those of you I've gotten to know.. its been fun but sometimes things just get out of control..

I am a good person, a good woman, a loyal wife, and most importantly a sensitive soul... that is why I can't take the drama or the bullshit..

have a good time.. goodbye lovers :kiss:

We are gonna miss you! Hope everything works out. :rose:
 
THIS will be the LAST message I post for a very long time..

.. some crazy shit with a friend on here went down today.. I don't even know where to start. for those of you I've gotten to know.. its been fun but sometimes things just get out of control..

I am a good person, a good woman, a loyal wife, and most importantly a sensitive soul... that is why I can't take the drama or the bullshit..

have a good time.. goodbye lovers :kiss:
We will all miss you.
 
I hate it when internet drama drags out into real life. Such a waste of a hot masturbator.

Also, past 2. Gonna need to work on that third.
 
THIS will be the LAST message I post for a very long time..

.. some crazy shit with a friend on here went down today.. I don't even know where to start. for those of you I've gotten to know.. its been fun but sometimes things just get out of control..

I am a good person, a good woman, a loyal wife, and most importantly a sensitive soul... that is why I can't take the drama or the bullshit..

have a good time.. goodbye lovers :kiss:

Wow, you'll be missed.
 
THIS will be the LAST message I post for a very long time..

.. some crazy shit with a friend on here went down today.. I don't even know where to start. for those of you I've gotten to know.. its been fun but sometimes things just get out of control..

I am a good person, a good woman, a loyal wife, and most importantly a sensitive soul... that is why I can't take the drama or the bullshit..

have a good time.. goodbye lovers :kiss:

And here I was, just starting to get to know you! What a shame. I hope everything works out OK.
 
Hmmmm, male, over 60, horny all of the time. If I could I would masturbate everyday, at least 2 or more times. With life so busy I have to try and sneak in a quick release when ever the opportunity rises. Which it seems to do alot. I stroke it at work, in the shower, driving,
movie theaters, where ever I can. Been caught only once. Nothing feels better than a long
slow take your time masturbation and a mind blowing orgasm. Maybe I have time right now.
I promise to do it more.
 
I ditched into the bathroom at work right after I go off and stroked myself to a huge cumshot. I am at it again, got my cock in my hand and I am stroking it so good.
 
THIS will be the LAST message I post for a very long time..

.. some crazy shit with a friend on here went down today.. I don't even know where to start. for those of you I've gotten to know.. its been fun but sometimes things just get out of control..

I am a good person, a good woman, a loyal wife, and most importantly a sensitive soul... that is why I can't take the drama or the bullshit..

have a good time.. goodbye lovers :kiss:

you will be missed. I enjoyed your posts on here.

I had a nice wank before logging on...a morning erection that needed taking care of. Reading this new about you makes me sad.
 
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Thanks Kellieanne. I had some time to play with my Fleshlight this weekend so I didn't miss my important sessions. But now I'm back to play with my Lit friends and I'm currently very slippery.

I have a fleshlight as well...they do make a change from using your hand. Used to use it all the time when I bought it. Not as often now.
 
THIS will be the LAST message I post for a very long time..

.. some crazy shit with a friend on here went down today.. I don't even know where to start. for those of you I've gotten to know.. its been fun but sometimes things just get out of control..

I am a good person, a good woman, a loyal wife, and most importantly a sensitive soul... that is why I can't take the drama or the bullshit..

have a good time.. goodbye lovers :kiss:

Bummer... :(

CD you were helping me with my 4 time a day habit with your stories and postings and all...

Just remember there is the Ignore List in your control panel.

Be well.

:rose: :heart:
Kiwi
 
I have a fleshlight as well...they do make a change from using your hand. Used to use it all the time when I bought it. Not as often now.

How do you find it? Does it feel better than a hand? is it worlds apart from an actual pussy?
 
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