So, I went to an Italian restaurant for a pizza. I just want a cheese on toast, really. I'm a cheapo like that, but a part of me said to me, ''Gowan, get some shrooms and salami and the stuff.'' I didn't listen to it, though.
I called a waiter toorder a red wine, and can you believe it? the cunt asked for my id. I'm 29 for fuck sake. So, I yelled at the fucker and told him to bring me a fucking tabasco.
