masturbating with vegetables

[lookingfor_ruth]

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[belle1025]

Well i hope you still play a little I've an exquisite 2005 bordeaux that means attention?


Of those, I don't recommend corn. These days I choose to express my creativity sans vegetables.

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Of course.. Playing is still done around here.

Bordeaux as in wine? My favorite is Riesling. Erotica. 2005.

 

[backyardbbq]

here is a quick list I came up with I am sure there are more

Household items
Rolling pin
Smirnoff Ice bottle
Coke glass bottle
Cucumber
Water bottle
Travel shampoo bottle
Bath and body works ribbed spray bottle
Golf ball
Mini nerf football
Panties

 

[groovytay]

I enjoy various things in addition to food. I will say, however, it is most enjoyable when my partner participates. Btw, the video posted was great!

 

[StormCat]

I do that also.

Here are some that I picked up today in fact.

http://images2c.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp538%3B6%3Enu%3D3252%3E%3A45%3E3%3A2%3EWSNRCG%3D3494794%3A5%3B32%3Anu0mrj

You use your iphone down there?

 

[coastal-boy]

You use your iphone down there? That is hot!

does the call drop?

 

[innocentscribbles]

You use your iphone down there? That is hot!

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who wondered that!

And I was really wondering what the Romano cheese would be used for until Belle clarified a few posts later. I stared at a block of Parmesan in my fridge for the longest time thinking, "Do you grate it? Melt it and do a drippy wax thing? I just don't know!"

 

[belle1025]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who wondered that!

And I was really wondering what the Romano cheese would be used for until Belle clarified a few posts later. I stared at a block of Parmesan in my fridge for the longest time thinking, "Do you grate it? Melt it and do a drippy wax thing? I just don't know!"

LMAO!
Although it is a hard cheese, I highly doubt it's hardness would equate to any type of pleasure.

Yes, indeed the only item in my pictures which were used for sexual gratification were the pair of green curved cukes. And fun they were.

 

[innocentscribbles]

LMAO!
Although it is a hard cheese, I highly doubt it's hardness would equate to any type of pleasure.

Yes, indeed the only item in my pictures which were used for sexual gratification were the pair of green curved cukes. And fun they were.

I have to admit that, after this thread, I haven't been able to eat a salad this past week without just a little giggle. I haven't resorted to creative vegetable entertainment, but all the cukes and carrots in my favorite House Salad look like so much more than tasty lunchtime treats, now.

 

[belle1025]

I have to admit that, after this thread, I haven't been able to eat a salad this past week without just a little giggle. I haven't resorted to creative vegetable entertainment, but all the cukes and carrots in my favorite House Salad look like so much more than tasty lunchtime treats, now.

I always look at vegetables through different eyes since my first experience masturbating with them. I once came come from the Farmer's Market with a GIGANTIC zuchinni. My boyfriend's eyes light up immediately.

I was at the market with my mom who kept saying, "Wow! That's a huge zuchinni. What are you going to do with all that?". If only she knew...

I should post a picture of that huge thing. I think I have one.

 

[groovytay]

StormCat is so right...the phone!

I especially enjoy using my phone when he is texting me. Talk about an amazing vibrator!

 

[belle1025]

StormCat is so right...the phone!

I especially enjoy using my phone when he is texting me. Talk about an amazing vibrator!

If you have an iphone you can get a vibrator app! It turns the iphone into a vibrator with much stronger vibrations than the regular ones you'd get if you simply from putting the ringer on vibrate. I've used my iphone vibrator during meetings. Makes boring meetings way more tolerable.

 

[skimpy09]

Be careful the iPod might get stuck. I'm just saying Personally your cucumbers are a little too curved for my pleasure, but I agree if someone can't figure out what to do with them from the picture perhaps they shouldn't be putting anything in any openings.

 

[bradley5620]

Pic?

I always look at vegetables through different eyes since my first experience masturbating with them. I once came come from the Farmer's Market with a GIGANTIC zuchinni. My boyfriend's eyes light up immediately.

I was at the market with my mom who kept saying, "Wow! That's a huge zuchinni. What are you going to do with all that?". If only she knew...

I should post a picture of that huge thing. I think I have one.

I gotta see that huge cucumber girl.

 

[Becca232_uk]

Hope no one minds a newbie jumping in.
I remember a long hot summer, where I would peel and freeze bananas for masturbating.....omg the cold just added a whole new layer of sensation.

 

[Dribbles78]

Very nice to hear Becca, something you continue to do?

 

[mynameisben]

Just make sure to wipe them all off before the nurses come to wheel them back into lockdown for the night.

 

[DeceptiveSpeed]

My girlfriend has a fondness for the occasional english cucumber. She said she used to try a lot of things when she was younger, but now when she's feeling kinky she'll go with the cuke.

 

[Becca232_uk]

Very nice to hear Becca, something you continue to do?

Whenever the mood arises.....

 

[KaseDupont]

This is strangely attractive to me

 

[stl914]

For those contimplating the use of a glass soda or beer bottle, may I advise a bit of caution. Years ago I read about one unfortunate soul who did just that and had to go to the emergency room for extraction. It seems that the vigorous pumping action of the bottle created just enough suction that the bottle took up residency. Now how do you tell the ER admitting nurse why you are there??

 

[1sexygal]

as a horny 19 year old girl who (unfortanaly) still lives with her parents, yes, i have used different household objects. my current "toy" of choice is an old flashlight with the batteries taken out. it goes in handle first. although, i have only had sex once, so im not very big down there. but the ridges on the handle (so it doesnt slip out of your hand) feel veery good, no matter the size. but when i move out, my plan is to buy a dildo, butt plug, and anal beads. so unless your in a simaler sitution as me, go ahead and spend 20 bucks, and get something "real".

 

[ttm_mtt]

as a horny 19 year old girl who (unfortanaly) still lives with her parents, yes, i have used different household objects. my current "toy" of choice is an old flashlight with the batteries taken out. it goes in handle first. although, i have only had sex once, so im not very big down there. but the ridges on the handle (so it doesnt slip out of your hand) feel veery good, no matter the size. but when i move out, my plan is to buy a dildo, butt plug, and anal beads. so unless your in a simaler sitution as me, go ahead and spend 20 bucks, and get something "real".

I suggest the old fashioned hair brush handle. Lots of different styles out there, so find one that you like might take some time. But is also, completely innocent to find laying around a bedroom. Be sure to wash it when you are done.

 

[1sexygal]

lol, i would hope so! otherwise your hair would smell like ur pussy!

 

[DepravedMama]

Years ago, I let my husband fuck me with a well-washed and unpeeled banana. He took it to work the next day and ate it, lmao!

Very recently, I decided to indulge one of his fantasies/porn likes, and bought a large cucumber (what you guys call an English cucumber). I won't go into the whole situtation as it played out, as it'd take a while, but I can assure you it was FUN (it felt much better than I'd anticipated, too!) and he reacted very well indeed, lol.

I'd be happy to experiment more with different items, should he so desire!