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Im a very open to trying new things sexually. Although I havent had sex in over a year and in need of penetration. Has anyone ever used vegetables or any household objects that has satisfied their needs?
 
In short, yes.

Since this is the how to section I am assuming you are asking how one goes about doing it. Simply the same way you would use sex toys to masturbate you can utilize household objects and vegetables.
 
There's a whole section on using household objects, including veggies, in post #6 of The Blank Manual sticky.

Just make sure you use objects that aren't likely to injure you, cause infections, get lost or stuck. Condoms are a must for anything that might contain sugars, chemicals, bacteria or is porous (e.g. bananas, scented candles, pesticide- or bacteria-laden produce, smooth wood, etc.).

All in all, it's probably cheaper long-term and definitely a whole lot safer to use appropriate sex toys, rather than random objects. Even glass (pyrex-type) toys can be had for very little money these days, so you might want to consider going that route instead.
 
As suggested above, slipping a condom on whatever you use is a very good idea. I have been known to take particularly well-formed produce home from the market for reasons not necessarily connected with dinner, but I make sure that they are scrubbed clean and made protected.
 
BongoGal said:
As suggested above, slipping a condom on whatever you use is a very good idea. I have been known to take particularly well-formed produce home from the market for reasons not necessarily connected with dinner, but I make sure that they are scrubbed clean and made protected.
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God, why do I find this whole conversation so erotic!?
 
crazyboy2006 said:
You see, according to the OP, she needs to see pictures of how you actually masturbate with those... so I think the most appropriate pictures to post would be how you would perform the activity.

Just sayin'.
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Well, if the OP is unable to grasp an understanding of how one would go about using the vegetables to masturbate I will provide an illustrated tutorial. Perhaps. I'd need a photog.
 
I think there are alot of readers out there who are completely oblivious to what we're even talking about, so yes I think that would be a good idea. I love opportunities to educate our community.
 
Those cucumbers are all very well as penetrators (not sure about the asparagus ;) ) but what about good veg to penetrate? (Seriously. Never thought about it till now, but I'd give it a go for a giggle.)
 
fenghuang said:
Those cucumbers are all very well as penetrators (not sure about the asparagus ;) ) but what about good veg to penetrate? (Seriously. Never thought about it till now, but I'd give it a go for a giggle.)
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The only thing I was showcasing was the cucumbers. The asparagus and arugula were not part of the masturbation fun. ;)

Summer Squash
Zuchinni
Plaintains
Bananas
Eggplants
Corn
baking potatoes
carrots
different size and shape squashes
I once made "Anal beads" with grape tomatoes on a string.

I had to be creative in my masturbation as a teenageer.
 
Ever since a former significant other mentioned the produce idea to me I can't help but think about it when I am in the produce section. Thinking which items would be perfect to change things up a bit. We have used carrots and cucumbers. Besides vegetables we used a beer bottle as well.
 
belle1025 said:
The only thing I was showcasing was the cucumbers. The asparagus and arugula were not part of the masturbation fun. ;)

Summer Squash
Zuchinni
Plaintains
Bananas
Eggplants
Corn
baking potatoes
carrots
different size and shape squashes
I once made "Anal beads" with grape tomatoes on a string.

I had to be creative in my masturbation as a teenageer.
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Yeah, but don't those stretch you out a good bit... and isn't that bad?
 
Wow is all I must say to the video. I took everyone's advice while exploring with cucumbers. It felt great despite the tight squeeze. I look forward to exploring with new items and hope to have some help with it.
 
well...I've been told...

fenghuang said:
Those cucumbers are all very well as penetrators (not sure about the asparagus ;) ) but what about good veg to penetrate? (Seriously. Never thought about it till now, but I'd give it a go for a giggle.)
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a sun warmed melon or water melon with a properly sized hole......
 
the wife has used several different veggies and household items like bottles. pretty much anything long and round shaped has been in her ;)
 
lookingfor_ruth said:
Summer Squash
Zuchinni
Plaintains
Bananas
Eggplants
Corn
baking potatoes
carrots
different size and shape squashes
I once made "Anal beads" with grape tomatoes on a string.

I had to be creative in my masturbation as a teenageer.
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seriously bella! i hope you still dont have to be creative? corn! you were a resourceful teenager![/QUOTE]


Of those, I don't recommend corn. These days I choose to express my creativity sand vegetables. :D
 
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