Masturbating while driving?
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A story about a handjob while driving
Set in New England, the novel focuses on an arrogant, obese lawyer named Billy Halleck, who has recently fought an agonizing court case in which he was charged with vehicular manslaughter. While he had been driving across town, his wife Heidi distracted him by giving him a handjob, causing him to run over an old woman who was part of a group of traveling Gypsies. Billy is acquitted thanks to the judge, who is a close friend of his. However, as Billy leaves the courthouse in his affluent Connecticut town, the old woman's ancient father, Taduz Lemke, strokes Billy's cheek and whispers one word to him: "Thinner." The word, and the old man's behavior, startle Billy.
From this point on, Billy quickly loses weight; the loss becomes more and more rapid and he realizes that Lemke has cursed him. He also learns that the judge who gave the unfair verdict was also cursed by the old man — scales start growing on his skin. The town police chief who helped soft-pedal the charges against Billy is cursed with a horrifyingly extreme case of acne. Both men eventually commit suicide.
With the help of his friend Richie "The Hammer" Ginelli, a former client and Mafia figure, an emaciated and desperate Billy tracks the Gypsy band north along the seacoast of New England to Maine, where the stage is set for a confrontation between himself and Lemke, resolving the issue of the curse and the blood-debt owed by Billy.
After Richie terrorizes the Gypsy camp, Lemke agrees to meet with Billy. Lemke has brought a pie with him and adds blood from Billy's wounded hand to it, saying that the curse can be transferred to someone else but not destroyed. The weight loss will stop for a short time and then resume unless another person eats the pie, which will strike him/her with the curse and allow Billy to regain his health. Lemke begs Billy to eat it himself and die with dignity, but Billy instead takes it home, discovering along the way that Richie has been murdered by the Gypsies. He intends to give the pie to Heidi, whom he has come to blame for his predicament; the next morning, though, he finds that both she and his daughter Linda have eaten from the pie. Realizing that both of them are now doomed, he cuts a slice for himself so that he can join them in death.
Set in New England, the novel focuses on an arrogant, obese lawyer named Billy Halleck, who has recently fought an agonizing court case in which he was charged with vehicular manslaughter. While he had been driving across town, his wife Heidi distracted him by giving him a handjob, causing him to run over an old woman who was part of a group of traveling Gypsies. Billy is acquitted thanks to the judge, who is a close friend of his. However, as Billy leaves the courthouse in his affluent Connecticut town, the old woman's ancient father, Taduz Lemke, strokes Billy's cheek and whispers one word to him: "Thinner." The word, and the old man's behavior, startle Billy.
From this point on, Billy quickly loses weight; the loss becomes more and more rapid and he realizes that Lemke has cursed him. He also learns that the judge who gave the unfair verdict was also cursed by the old man — scales start growing on his skin. The town police chief who helped soft-pedal the charges against Billy is cursed with a horrifyingly extreme case of acne. Both men eventually commit suicide.
With the help of his friend Richie "The Hammer" Ginelli, a former client and Mafia figure, an emaciated and desperate Billy tracks the Gypsy band north along the seacoast of New England to Maine, where the stage is set for a confrontation between himself and Lemke, resolving the issue of the curse and the blood-debt owed by Billy.
After Richie terrorizes the Gypsy camp, Lemke agrees to meet with Billy. Lemke has brought a pie with him and adds blood from Billy's wounded hand to it, saying that the curse can be transferred to someone else but not destroyed. The weight loss will stop for a short time and then resume unless another person eats the pie, which will strike him/her with the curse and allow Billy to regain his health. Lemke begs Billy to eat it himself and die with dignity, but Billy instead takes it home, discovering along the way that Richie has been murdered by the Gypsies. He intends to give the pie to Heidi, whom he has come to blame for his predicament; the next morning, though, he finds that both she and his daughter Linda have eaten from the pie. Realizing that both of them are now doomed, he cuts a slice for himself so that he can join them in death.
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I read that. Stephen King, right?
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I have on many occassions. 
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Sure. Sometimes in my wheelchair I just can't sit still...
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It has to be hard to keep the concentration going.
I have on many occassions.
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This will be an interesting one
San Antonio women?
Hi. I'm Johnny. I live in San Antonio, Texas. I was just curious to know if there are women here who masturbate while they drive? Either as a driver or a passenger? I'd love to hear from any San Antonio women who like to jill in a car/truck/van whatever. Please reply here.
Hi. I'm Johnny. I live in San Antonio, Texas. I was just curious to know if there are women here who masturbate while they drive? Either as a driver or a passenger? I'd love to hear from any San Antonio women who like to jill in a car/truck/van whatever. Please reply here.
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just bumping up my post. any horny women in San Antonio or elsewhere in Texas who like to jill in a car while they drive? or ride? would love to hear from some Texas women who like to jill in a car. or if you're a woman anywhere in the world who jills while you drive or ride, please reply & tell about it. how often do you do it? ever been seen? or watched while you're jilling?
just bumping up my post. any horny women in San Antonio or elsewhere in Texas who like to jill in a car while they drive? or ride? would love to hear from some Texas women who like to jill in a car. or if you're a woman anywhere in the world who jills while you drive or ride, please reply & tell about it. how often do you do it? ever been seen? or watched while you're jilling?
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Lmao ...
