Massage anyone? Ladies only, please...

[KRCummings]

I only put my little prick where it's welcome and invited.

Do you shit all over every thread or just mine?

Every thread. I'm equal opportunity.

 

[workinginpa]

I am very good. What about yourself? We should catch up sometime.

Yes, we should.
I just recently stopped in, after a long pause from Lit.
Of course, I got sucked right back in. You know how it goes...

 

[workinginpa]

Every thread. I'm equal opportunity.

OK then. Carry on...

 

[plasticman33]

I am very good. What about yourself? We should catch up sometime.

Good...better...best! I've been trying to catch up with you for a couple of years now!

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

Good...better...best! I've been trying to catch up with you for a couple of years now!

Right here I am. Whatcha gonna do if I let ya catch me?

 

[plasticman33]

What's happenin' PMan?
Olive oil is ESSENTIAL.
If you use just about anything else it will taste like shit. Most lotions smeel great but taste terrible. Can't go wrong with the olive oil.

I heard that Crisco makes a great lube too!

 

[workinginpa]

Good...better...best! I've been trying to catch up with you for a couple of years now!

I've used your sig quote twice in the last week. So true...

 

[plasticman33]

Right here I am. Whatcha gonna do if I let ya catch me?

Probably pass out from shock!

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

Probably pass out from shock!

Well, hell, where is the fun in that? Hmm...could I molest your unconscious body??

 

[plasticman33]

Well, hell, where is the fun in that? Hmm...could I molest your unconscious body??

LOL, that would bring me back to life!!

 

[workinginpa]

LOL, that would bring me back to life!!

PMan, I'll open a second table for you if I get too many clients...
Now,
Back to recruiting.
Massage anyone?

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

PMan, I'll open a second table for you if I get too many clients...
Now,
Back to recruiting.
Massage anyone?

Dammit, plastic. I think we are interrupting his recruiting efforts.

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

I have a feeling a massage today would put me to sleep, or make me even more unmotivated than I already am.

Good luck in your quest for a body to massage.

 

[workinginpa]

I have a feeling a massage today would put me to sleep, or make me even more unmotivated than I already am.

Good luck in your quest for a body to massage.

Did you read the story?
It's not a sleepy one at all...

 

[plasticman33]

Dammit, plastic. I think we are interrupting his recruiting efforts.

OK, you can be first on my table! No charge for G spot massages!

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

OK, you can be first on my table! No charge for G spot massages!

But I'm betting that there is still a price to pay. Not that you'd hear me complain.

 

[workinginpa]

OK, you can be first on my table! No charge for G spot massages!

Please have Milky stop at my table, first, for her labia / clitoral tongue massage.
After that you can have her at your station.

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

Did you read the story?
It's not a sleepy one at all...

I did, but it is one of those days that if I laid down, regardless of where, or for what reason, I think I would fall asleep.

It was an intriguing story though.

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

Please have Milky stop at my table, first, for her labia / clitoral tongue massage.
After that you can have her at your station.

Oh, c'mon boys. I could take ya both at once.

 

[workinginpa]

Oh, c'mon boys. I could take ya both at once.

I'm sure you could, but I can't have any interference when I'm creating. An artist needs his space ya know.

 

[Image]

As I recall you offered me at least one paragraph in that story just after posting it... Must have missed my response

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

As I recall you offered me at least one paragraph in that story just after posting it... Must have missed my response

What? Were you cheated, Image? Aww...come to me, beautiful. I'll make it all better.

 

[workinginpa]

As I recall you offered me at least one paragraph in that story just after posting it... Must have missed my response

I stand behind my offer... Pun intended

 

[workinginpa]

What? Were you cheated, Image? Aww...come to me, beautiful. I'll make it all better.

Now, now... No one is being cheated here.
I would be happy to do both of you.

 

[Mansa Musa]

Everyone feels the need to act on their fantasies but most of us know better. I certainly haven't gone out looking for 20 black men wearing Howard the Duck costumes to gang bang me all night.

We needed costumes? Damn!!!!