Evil Attorney
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Yes, people have probably seen this before. Here it is again.
Major Differences Between Karate and Sex:
1. Even ugly Karate-ka score regularly.
2. In Karate you have a Sensei to tell you what you're doing wrong, and you get to practice first before trying it out for real.
3. You can practice Karate with strangers without getting a bad reputation and you don't have to spend $30 in the bar getting to know them first.
4. You are not being insulting if you insist that your Karate partner wear protective gear.
5. No one expects a Karate bout to last much longer than two minutes and you don't have to worry afterwards if the other Karate-ka enjoyed it or not.
6. In Karate you don't have to get your own equipment until you decide whether or not you like it.
7. You usually practice Karate in a big, brightly lit room with lots of people in it.
8. The person you're practising Karate with won't mind if your buddies stand around and cheer for you.
9. It is almost impossible to catch a disease from a kata.
10. Finally, and perhaps most significantly, in Karate if your opponent doesn't come, you win.
and from another list...
1. You can do karate as much or as little as you want, you get to decide.
2. You can count on it at least 4 times a week.
3. In karate you don't have to compliment the other person on their new uniform.
4. In karate, you can play with the same people every day for a year and it's never the same twice.
5. You don't have to buy the other person dinner to get a partner.
6. In karate you don't feel guilty about winning the ugly ones.
7. After an unusually long and difficult karate class you can still ride your bike home.
8. In a karate match you only have a few minutes before you have to climax.
9. If you get all scratched up in a karate match, you can brag about it to your wife.
10. The goal in karate is to stay erect as long as you can.
11. You don't mind if your parents come to watch you in karate.
12. People cheer when you score.
13. You can score without any foreplay.
14. In a good weekend of karate you can go with 6 or 7 different people and it only costs you twenty bucks and you may get a prize at the end.
15. In karate the other person has to pay attention throughout, even if they're done scoring.
16. Scoring on the wrong competitor won't get you shot.
17. You can be pretty certain that nine months after a karate match the other guy's lawyers won't call, asking for half of your pre-tax income for the next eighteen years.
18. The other guy will probably not invite you to the ballet.
19. The other competitor doesn't demand that you shave before the match.
20. You have a coach to tell you when to enter, when to drive, and when to get up again.
21. In karate you have a referee who makes sure the other person is safe so you don't need protection.
22. If you don't score in a karate match, the other guy doesn't ask you if you've had that problem often.
23. You can grapple with everyone in class the same night.
24. In karate you have to practice all the positions, not just the one you like.
25. In karate the other person can't stall or refuse to engage.
Coed Naked Martial Arts, Its more fun on the mat.
Major Differences Between Karate and Sex:
1. Even ugly Karate-ka score regularly.
2. In Karate you have a Sensei to tell you what you're doing wrong, and you get to practice first before trying it out for real.
3. You can practice Karate with strangers without getting a bad reputation and you don't have to spend $30 in the bar getting to know them first.
4. You are not being insulting if you insist that your Karate partner wear protective gear.
5. No one expects a Karate bout to last much longer than two minutes and you don't have to worry afterwards if the other Karate-ka enjoyed it or not.
6. In Karate you don't have to get your own equipment until you decide whether or not you like it.
7. You usually practice Karate in a big, brightly lit room with lots of people in it.
8. The person you're practising Karate with won't mind if your buddies stand around and cheer for you.
9. It is almost impossible to catch a disease from a kata.
10. Finally, and perhaps most significantly, in Karate if your opponent doesn't come, you win.
and from another list...
1. You can do karate as much or as little as you want, you get to decide.
2. You can count on it at least 4 times a week.
3. In karate you don't have to compliment the other person on their new uniform.
4. In karate, you can play with the same people every day for a year and it's never the same twice.
5. You don't have to buy the other person dinner to get a partner.
6. In karate you don't feel guilty about winning the ugly ones.
7. After an unusually long and difficult karate class you can still ride your bike home.
8. In a karate match you only have a few minutes before you have to climax.
9. If you get all scratched up in a karate match, you can brag about it to your wife.
10. The goal in karate is to stay erect as long as you can.
11. You don't mind if your parents come to watch you in karate.
12. People cheer when you score.
13. You can score without any foreplay.
14. In a good weekend of karate you can go with 6 or 7 different people and it only costs you twenty bucks and you may get a prize at the end.
15. In karate the other person has to pay attention throughout, even if they're done scoring.
16. Scoring on the wrong competitor won't get you shot.
17. You can be pretty certain that nine months after a karate match the other guy's lawyers won't call, asking for half of your pre-tax income for the next eighteen years.
18. The other guy will probably not invite you to the ballet.
19. The other competitor doesn't demand that you shave before the match.
20. You have a coach to tell you when to enter, when to drive, and when to get up again.
21. In karate you have a referee who makes sure the other person is safe so you don't need protection.
22. If you don't score in a karate match, the other guy doesn't ask you if you've had that problem often.
23. You can grapple with everyone in class the same night.
24. In karate you have to practice all the positions, not just the one you like.
25. In karate the other person can't stall or refuse to engage.
Coed Naked Martial Arts, Its more fun on the mat.
just adding some real life, comparison's to this thread 
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