Martha Stewart

[gerardo]

How many agree with me that Martha Stewart is most likely a twisted Domme ?
I think she's be awesome as a Dominatrix. Could you imagine how strict she'd be ???
It makes my lips numb just thiking about it.

 

[rosco rathbone]

You are not the first to have had this thought, matey.

 

[InnerDarkness]

and her form of Domination would be PERFECT...no flaws anywhere!

 

[lark sparrow]

lol this made me laugh. One of my exs, whom I lived with for 5 years, is so like Martha Stewart in spirit it's scary, she even looks like her with the exception of big blue eyes. Too bad she wasn't a sadist as well as a control freak... could have been a beautiful, longer lasting thing!

 

[redelicious]

Just think of the sexy play-things she might fashion from lace doileys and other household items. . .

She is downright scarey.

 

[gerardo]

Perfect Paddling

I can just imagine Martha delivers a spanking and leaves the subject with a nice waffle pattern on the buttocks. Just perfect for an evening at a the BDSM get together later that evening. Had it been formal, a herring bone pattern would have been preferable.

 

[BrightFlower]

A friend of mine was at a bar a few years ago where Martha met up with some of her friends. Apparently she was dressed head to toe in black leather, has a mouth that would make a sailor blush and kept buying drinks for everyone.
I can't seem to match that vision up with the one where she shows up how to organize our linens.

 

[gerardo]

Oh God I'm in love

Oh God Bright Flower now I adore Martha ! I can only imagine her all in leather with spike heeled boots with silver chains. So strict ..so demanding ..and so aloofly superior.
Mmmmmmm my dream Woman.

 

[thickspear]

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[gerardo]

..and now she's angry too

..and now Martha got convicted and I understand she is very angry and resentful. Ohhhhh how I'd love to have her Domme me tonight ! I can only imagine how deliciously wicked she'd be !

 

[wantasexmuse]

y'all make her sound like Elizabeth Bathory with a tasteful decorating scheme.

Would not mind being tied with a rope she made from hemp grown in her own backyard.

 

[gerardo]

Had to look it up

I had to look up that reference rosco rathbone. Quite a "profile" on that Elizabeth Bathory. I wouldn't want to encounter HER. No way is my Martha anything like that !
Martha just demands obedience to her strict rules - she may be a bit harsh with her discipline, but she's no Elizabeth Bathory.

Martha ..call me if you need anything <S>

 

[wantasexmuse]

but wasn't it kinda worth the trouble.... Unless you are very hardcore it did not pay to be a buxom peasant girl in her neighborhood

 

[erotic_writer_girl]

wanders if...

martha stewart wants to come and clean my house for me....

EWG

 

[sabersedge]

It's a Good Thing.




She said.

 

[gerardo]

That's beautiful sabersedge !

"It's a good thing"

Why didn't I think of that one ???