Married Sexual Positions?

[Guest]

The results of in-depth studies have determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is "doggie style".

The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead!



BAAAAD Joke - and certainly not true in my house - but I thought it was funny and wanted to share!

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

The results of in-depth studies have determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is "doggie style".

The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead!



BAAAAD Joke - and certainly not true in my house - but I thought it was funny and wanted to share!

love it

 

[ChefChip]

what about the positions I think about with my friend's wife?

 

[deerejohn]

So sad, but so true.

 

[bknight2602]

The results of in-depth studies have determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is "doggie style".

The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead!

BAAAAD Joke - and certainly not true in my house - but I thought it was funny and wanted to share!

Unfortunately in many instances this is very true, but I suspect that the ratio is 50-50 concerning SO playing dead!

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Nope not in this house......I'm the begger.....lol

dixi

 

[Nomadic Lady]

Honeyy are you awake...Sweetie....Pumpkin....Sweet Cheeks....hey asshole are you awake or what.....rufffff..ruffff

 

[WhatsHerName]

Hahahaha thanks for the laugh....I have never played dead..hell I am usually the one doing the beggin'

 

[ChefChip]

I'm here, you have something to say to me?

 

[SimGuy]

Which reminds us of why the condoms are also packaged in boxes of twelve.....

For the married guys
- one for January
- one for February.....

 

[Guest]

Now THAT is sad . . .

 

[Nomadic Lady]

I'm here, you have something to say to me?

Meeeeowwww...*as I resume the position*

ahhhh....reminiscing of the good old days when buying comdoms in bulk put a smile on your face.

 

[ChefChip]

which positon, and can I get a good look at it?

 

[Nomadic Lady]

which positon, and can I get a good look at it?

lol....What!!!.....Take a look at it...... That means turn on the light....aaaaaaaaaa