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[1sweetlover]

How about a Huge brown trash bag and write M&M's on the side of it... Leave it up to a mom to see if I am safe for consumption.

I vote safe!!! Hey Web!!

 

[WebTraveller]

I vote safe!!! Hey Web!!

Hey! How are you? Hmmm.. maybe I'm onto something with this costume. Get a yellow bag too... because sometimes you feel like a nut and... Wait, wrong candy.

 

[1sweetlover]

Hmmmm...Well,you don't want to expose yourself in front of the kids, so you could go with a Michael Myers mask and a pair of old fashioned cowboy long johns, with the butt flap open ... you can then give the Mum's a flash as you go back in the house ... but don't bend over, there may be a 'stiff' breeze tonight

Hey Em! How are you honey?

 

[1sweetlover]

Hey! How are you? Hmmm.. maybe I'm onto something with this costume. Get a yellow bag too... because sometimes you feel like a nut and... Wait, wrong candy.

Did you say nut??

 

[brickroadray]

Hey Em! How are you honey?

Hi sweet!!! Been awhile since I been in here. How you been?

 

[1sweetlover]

Hi sweet!!! Been awhile since I been in here. How you been?

Hey Ray!! Where you been hiding?? Hope you are well!

 

[WebTraveller]

Did you say nut??

Me? No... *innocent look*

 

[EnglishEm]

Hey! How are you? Hmmm.. maybe I'm onto something with this costume. Get a yellow bag too... because sometimes you feel like a nut and... Wait, wrong candy.

So this bag...will it have a hole for the Mum's hand's to go into? Do you really want some woman to be grabbing your nuts?...Sounds painful to me!

Hey Em! How are you honey?

Sweet! I'm fine hon...John is sore tho

 

[1sweetlover]

Me? No... *innocent look*

Yeah, right and I'm innocent too!!

 

[1sweetlover]

So this bag...will it have a hole for the Mum's hand's to go into? Do you really want some woman to be grabbing your nuts?...Sounds painful to me!



Sweet! I'm fine hon...John is sore tho

Awww...poor thing...you kiss it and make it better?

 

[WebTraveller]

So this bag...will it have a hole for the Mum's hand's to go into? Do you really want some woman to be grabbing your nuts?...Sounds painful to me!

I think the only real test would be a taste test...

 

[WebTraveller]

Yeah, right and I'm innocent too!!

Oh, I know you are! I can't imagine you being anything but.

 

[EnglishEm]

I think the only real test would be a taste test...

In that case, perhaps a stick of candy would work better?

 

[EnglishEm]

Awww...poor thing...you kiss it and make it better?

I can't kiss it! I don't want to get it infected! Still, it isn't as sore as yesterday

 

[WebTraveller]

In that case, perhaps a stick of candy would work better?

Jaw breaker maybe?

 

[EnglishEm]

Jaw breaker maybe?

Only if it has 'gum' in the middle!

 

[1sweetlover]

Only if it has 'gum' in the middle!

Creamy filling?

 

[WebTraveller]

Ok, to the both of you... what candy would YOU go as?

 

[TheBigandBaldGuy]

Hi all! Hope everyone's weekend is going well. Mine thus far has been spectacular!!

 

[EnglishEm]

Ok, to the both of you... what candy would YOU go as?

I think a big bar of rich chocolate...something that needs to be unwrapped slowly and savoured

Hi all! Hope everyone's weekend is going well. Mine thus far has been spectacular!!

Hello! Did you pass your test?

 

[TheBigandBaldGuy]

Hello! Did you pass your test?

I did indeed! Which is one reason this weekend has been so awesome. The celebratory blow jobs afterwards were just the very delicious icing on my already tasty cake!

 

[AnitaMann]

I did indeed! Which is one reason this weekend has been so awesome. The celebratory blow jobs afterwards were just the very delicious icing on my already tasty cake!

mmmmm - DELICIOUS, indeed!

 

[1sweetlover]

I did indeed! Which is one reason this weekend has been so awesome. The celebratory blow jobs afterwards were just the very delicious icing on my already tasty cake!

Congrats BBG!!

 

[TheBigandBaldGuy]

Congrats BBG!!

Thanks, 1sweet! It was a BITCH of a test but I'm with it now forever!! Yay!!

 

[manofsteel52]

I'm always prepared - wear mine on a specially adapted belt

It's always good to be prepared!