Man shoots self after being denied sex by girlfriend

[epiphany65]

Almost a candidate for a Darwin Award...

OCTOBER 2--Denied sex by his girlfriend, a Florida man yesterday responded by shooting himself, threatening the woman, and then passing out on the kitchen floor (after hitting the oven on the way down). Jonathon Guabello, 29, was apparently under the influence of booze and Xanax when he shot himself in the right shoulder with a rifle in the Fort Myers apartment he shared with his girlfriend of five months. According to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report, the couple had returned home after fighting at a local bar and "Guabello wanted to have sex." A copy of the October 1 report can be found below. Turned down by his girlfriend, Guabello, pictured in the mug shot at right, became irate. After the woman departed the couple's bedroom, Guabello shot himself. He has been charged with firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling and threatening to assault his girlfriend.

Mug shot & police report:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1002081shot1.html?link=rssfeed

 

[rgraham666]

Advice for the girlfriend. Run.

 

[Liar]

Oh c'mon, who hasn't done that?

 

[3113]

Shot himself in the shoulder? Shouldn't he have aimed for something else?

 

[rgraham666]

Shot himself in the shoulder? Shouldn't he have aimed for something else?

Yeah. It's not like he was getting any use out of it.

 

[neonlyte]

Almost a candidate for a Darwin Award...

OCTOBER 2--Denied sex by his girlfriend, a Florida man yesterday responded by shooting himself, threatening the woman, and then passing out on the kitchen floor (after hitting the oven on the way down). Jonathon Guabello, 29, was apparently under the influence of booze and Xanax when he shot himself in the right shoulder with a rifle in the Fort Myers apartment he shared with his girlfriend of five months. According to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report, the couple had returned home after fighting at a local bar and "Guabello wanted to have sex." A copy of the October 1 report can be found below. Turned down by his girlfriend, Guabello, pictured in the mug shot at right, became irate. After the woman departed the couple's bedroom, Guabello shot himself. He has been charged with firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling and threatening to assault his girlfriend.

Mug shot & police report:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1002081shot1.html?link=rssfeed

Having taken some time to view the 'mug shot', this is very clearly a trumped up charge - no doubt perpetrated by the same Florida Sheriff denied there was anything wrong with 'Hanging Chads'.

Clearly... one cannot shoot ones self then 'go down on the oven' - stands to reason... a guy wouldn't go down on his girlfriend (the oven) if in agony over a bullet wound... come on folks... guys won't even go down on girls during that 'special time of the month'... fucked if they're going to do it with a flesh wound.

How long are this guys arms? The mug shot makes him look a little weedy (not weed, idiot - weedy). A rifle barrel's... what... a foot and half (50cm for Liar) that means he had his arms fully extended to squeeze the trigger. You ever tried doing a backward motion with your arms full extended?

I'm guessing he was trying to impress the girl with his over the shoulder marksmanship, slipped on some grease from the oven that the 'sheila' hadn't cleaned up, and as he went down, cried 'wot the fuck', which the 'sheila' interpreted as 'wanna fuck' (probably from Cuba, or Ukraine), whacked his nut on a knob from the oven and shot himself in the shoulder.

The guy deserves a Purple Heart... he's probably got a purple dick knowing them Cuban and Ukranian gal's.

FREE FLORIDA DICKHEAD - Ra Ra Ra

 

[Safe_Bet]

Having taken some time to view the 'mug shot', this is very clearly a trumped up charge - no doubt perpetrated by the same Florida Sheriff denied there was anything wrong with 'Hanging Chads'.

Clearly... one cannot shoot ones self then 'go down on the oven' - stands to reason... a guy wouldn't go down on his girlfriend (the oven) if in agony over a bullet wound... come on folks... guys won't even go down on girls during that 'special time of the month'... fucked if they're going to do it with a flesh wound.

How long are this guys arms? The mug shot makes him look a little weedy (not weed, idiot - weedy). A rifle barrel's... what... a foot and half (50cm for Liar) that means he had his arms fully extended to squeeze the trigger. You ever tried doing a backward motion with your arms full extended?

I'm guessing he was trying to impress the girl with his over the shoulder marksmanship, slipped on some grease from the oven that the 'sheila' hadn't cleaned up, and as he went down, cried 'wot the fuck', which the 'sheila' interpreted as 'wanna fuck' (probably from Cuba, or Ukraine), whacked his nut on a knob from the oven and shot himself in the shoulder.

The guy deserves a Purple Heart... he's probably got a purple dick knowing them Cuban and Ukranian gal's.

FREE FLORIDA DICKHEAD - Ra Ra Ra

I got a WHOLE different take on this one. "Having taken some time to view the 'mug shot'" as well, I think it was the GF who was trying to commit suicide and accidently shot him. Can you imagine having sex with him, especially if he's all slobbery drunk (Ewwwww!)

 

[DesertPirate]

Yeah. It's not like he was getting any use out of it.

I think you have pinpointed the problem Rob.
Of course if he had aimed for the brain he would have missed such a small target.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

Shot himself in the shoulder? Shouldn't he have aimed for something else?

It's entirely possible that he was . . .

It seems a stretch, given the rest of the story, including his attack on the oven, to conclude that what he actually shot was what he was aiming at.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

suicide with a rifle usually involves pulling the trigger with a toe. But if he was really drunk, how could he get his toe through the trigger guard. Verrrrrry suspicious, IMO>