blulilacgrl
Viva la Tarte!
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*Gag!*
It's the thought that counts, right?
Thanks, BOB![]()
Hey! My thoughts count more than my actions. Wait.. did I get that right?
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*Gag!*
It's the thought that counts, right?
Thanks, BOB![]()
Hey! My thoughts count more than my actions. Wait.. did I get that right?![]()
You're asking me? I can only see straight if I turn my head.

pffft... I don't believe that. You can't ever see straight. That's why you need me!![]()
I truly believe you probably would've just slapped me silly today if you could. How do you put up with me?
I truly believe you probably would've just slapped me silly today if you could. How do you put up with me?
Cuz I luuurve you! Almost as much as my luggage.
(((JOY)))

I thought it was 'cause slapping you silly would be sorta redundant....![]()
I thought it was 'cause slapping you silly would be sorta redundant....![]()
lol! Hiya, 1sick!
I think you're probably right on that.
Sorry that took so long, Blu, I had to go barf.
Ohhhhhhh... burn burn burn. [laughs]
How are you today SB? Any relationship horror stories to share with us so that we might learn from your struggles?
lol! Hiya, 1sick!
I think you're probably right on that.
Sorry that took so long, Blu, I had to go barf.
Hey, I'm sick, you can't be. copyright infringement!
Here's a free lesson; never hand a smart-ass a straight line.
I'm as well as can be expected.
Plenty, but none to share. To borrow a line from a movie, "All advice in such situations is useless."
I'm not sick. I have wine flu.![]()
Interesting place you have here. Mind if I kick my legs up and rest for a spell?
Everyone is welcome, sweetheart. But you should be warned that there is a cover charge. Some people don't take it seriously *cough MrNoNo cough SB cough* But there is one posted.
It's easy peasy, each night I try to post a question for people to answer. Tonight's was...
So that's the cover for tonight... what was the worst relationship you ever had? You don't have to name names or go into specifics... just share what you feel comfortable sharing. I think there are a lot of people on here in the middle of just such a situations and who might be helped by knowing they aren't the only one going through it.
Not that anyone has answered it.![]()
So that's the cover for tonight... what was the worst relationship you ever had? You don't have to name names or go into specifics... just share what you feel comfortable sharing. I think there are a lot of people on here in the middle of just such a situations and who might be helped by knowing they aren't the only one going through it.
I answered it!!
Hellloooooo! *waves arms* What am I, chopped liver?
For me, it was just one of those relationships where she wouldn't let me do anything without her, demanding to know everything I did, who I was with, and where I thought I was going without her. I will admit, as I grew tired of this, I found reasons to avoid her, till she finally ended it. Not a proud moment, but, still.
I hope that covers it, and I hope you have some whiskey behind that bar of yours

I answered it!!
Hellloooooo! *waves arms* What am I, chopped liver?
More like a marinated liver, ms wineflu.
Where's my tavern wench with my mead?!
More like a marinated liver, ms wineflu.

Mine was one where I thought we were totally in sync and exclusive and after months she said "Why would you ever think that..." The irony she didn't end up leaving me for a guy she had seen initially but instead a new guy she met after I told her I wasn't cool with her dating other guys at that point. Worst part, right before I found out she called me and said she wanted me to show up in 30 minutes to fulfill my greatest sexual fantasy, downside was my cell phone never rang and 40 minutes later i got a voice mail and found a woman who was furious with me and not interested in anything i'd call a fantasy.

Blame that bartender. I think she slipped me a mickey.
Where's my tavern wench with my mead?!
