Maltese Fuckin' Feedback

[Laurel]

Hey kiddies... Just posted Sabrina's chapter, and noticed the Maltese thread has sort of died here... Wanted to see what you all thought of the chapters thus far, as far as are how intriguing the various threads have been thus far. Whatdya think?

 

[Angel]

Well I decided to only read the thread I'm on so I don't get distracted, and then go thru and read the others at the end Hehe.

Deborah...I LOVED the chapter. Especially the reference to Fuckin' Bruiser and Dixon'd cock. Great chapter. I'm getting REALLY nervous about mine tho.

 

[Deborah]

Thanks, Angel. I thought Sabrina did a great job working off Bent's chapter. I wondered what I would do with that one. The setting was 1957. What do I know about 1957? I wasn't even a gleam in my parent's eyes in 1957. Obviously. They hadn't even met yet, unless they never told me what really happened in the 5th grade.

But I don't want to tarry. Endlessly, this is all your fault. I never would have known a Chapter III was posted had you not said something on some thread about you going to Sacramento and your chapter and when was HSwriter's chapter due. So I went and looked to see what or was cumming when. And lo and behold I find that Peter's Ch.III has been posted. Endlessly, I don't get mad I get even and when I do ... Oh no, I'm not telling. I'll let you tell, after.

Peter, what can I say about your chapter? I actually didn't think it was possible for someone to mindfuck me. You did. You're a good man, sister. (in Shintani lingo, You Da Man!

One question, Peter, what IS that in your pillow?

 

[Sabrina]

I found my chapter really hard to do and even understand the whole story. Anyone out there, take this advice, make sure you know what you're getting in to before you sign up. I had, and still don't, not known anything about this "genre" or style that I was supposed to be writing in and have never seen the type movies it is supposed to be based on. Can someone tell me where the name "Maltese Fucking" actually comes from?

 

[Havocman]

Sabrina...the name "The Maltese Fuckin'" is a take off on a fabulous Humphrey Bogart film noir movie called "The Maltese Falcon"...btw enjoyed your contribution to the effort

Havoc

 

[Dakota Ryan]

Great works so far!!!!! but aren't we getting behind schedule? Just a thought...LOL

 

[Flashlight7.5]

Yes, we're behind, no thanks to me! I have been so busy lately with acting in a play, a martial arts seminar (and a right good beating at the end of it too!), a wife with a sore back, and numerous household chores, that I just now read the three previous chapters in the second thread.

I can definitely say that I was outclassed in the first two chapters, thanks to all the references to vampires, Yeti, artifacts, Native American culture, and yakuza. Egad, Deborah, you expect me to follow that?! I'll have to unload a bunch of facts about comic books and B-movies apparently....

Then, lo and behold, the third chapter in the second thread has NOTHING to do with the first two chapters. So, I have the unenviable task of somehow linking it to them. Wish me luck everyone!

 

[Deborah]

Fuck luck Flashlight. You need more than luck. I'll help you if you like. I would forget about the last chapter if I were you. Like you said, it has NOTHING to do with the chapter before it. That's why I said I was mindfucked.

Now, I am not telling you what to do understand, but here are some themes to possibly explore. Your chapter is "The Family Jewels" right?

The Maltese Falcon of movie and book fame was "In 1539, the Knights Templar of Malta paid tribute to Charles V of Spain by sending him a Golden Falcon encrusted from beak to claw with rarest jewels ... but pirates seized the galley carrying this priceless token and the fate of the Maltese Falcon remains a mystery to this day."

In my chapter I created a Maltese Fuckin' which is a jade and emerald phallic symbol (this is a sex story, right?)which is thousands of years old, came from the Olmecs.

That Maltese Fuckin' is now in the safe of the yakuza Miyuki Huang. So Charlie's Angels go talk to the yakuza to get a look at it and get in a kung fu fight (oh, you are into martial arts you say?), get all sweaty (you write the shower stories, right?)and all shower together and become VERY friendly.

Or this vamp "Lady in Red" Lilith got to the Maltese Fuckin' first and murdered Huang.

And where has this Maltese Fuckin' "The Family Jewels" been for thousands of years anyway? There is a true story that Montezuma of the Aztecs gave Cortez many riches of gold, jade, emeralds, etc., to deliver to Charles V of Spain. Right, the same Charles V of the real Maltese Falcon fame. The Olmecs lived where the Aztecs did before the Aztecs did.

Flashlight, you are not further behind than anybody else, but get out of the shower and on the stick, dude. Lil' Debbie and Dakota4646 have been whining because the chapters are not cumming fast enough.

 

[Flashlight7.5]

Thanks for the encouragement, deborah! I was actually going to write it up in a little while. It's also funny that you should mention a kung fu fight, because I had just that in mind, among other things.

 

[Dakota Ryan]

Flash my man.... I couldn't wait any longer. sorry about your troubles..... I had the kung-fo going a few years ago so I know how ya feel.... Ouch!!!!! some parts of my body still hurt...lmao....I sent in my part yesterday and asked for it to be held till the others catch up... I tied in the first two parts but left the Mindfuck as Deb so fondly called it to stand on its on....I will give you the idea I went with on my part if it will help.... think Dragnet...as in the TV show....with Friday and Gannon. Now have fun dude!!! can't wait to read your part.

 

[Laurel]

I was taking Kung Fu not too long ago - Choy Li Fut style... Got to be a green sash, but had to quit recently because my schedule's too crazy... The higher up you get, the more you have to spend practicing your techniques and forms, and at this point in time, with the site, my work and my semi-social life I can't do it all - something had to give... They said I can come back any time and resume from where I started (though I have a feeling I'll probably need a liiiittle time to relearn, lol), so maybe when the site quiets down (ha! hehe) I'll go back...

Got your chapter, flash - will post asap!

 

[Lil' Debbie]

Great job flashlight. I'm lovin' it so far, but what's up with thread one. Who ever is suppose to write the next chapter for that, please hurry! The suspense is killing me.

 

[HSWriter]

I am supposed to be the author of the third chapter of thread one. I can admit now that I can not get it done. I've been very busy lately, and I've been putting all of my creative juices into some other works (non-erotic) and I just will not be able to write my chapter. So, I have come to only one conclusion. I would like to offer my chapter up to anyone out there who thinks that they would be willing to write it. Whoever is interested, just email me (HSWriter@hotmail.com) and I will choose someone to take my place. I am sorry that I couldn't come through for you guys on this one.

HSWriter

PS: This is not the end of my writing on Literotica, mind you, I am just sort of in a slight drought. I do have a new series of stories which I started and which I do intend to finish. Thanks.

 

[Deborah]

Flashlight, I thought your story was funny as hell and quite entertaining. Very good!!!

For any authors who are groping for ideas or readers who are looking for a good murder mystery (with a sex angle of course), there is an incredible murder mystery going on in Las Vegas right now. The trial is going to start in about 10 days.

In late October 1998 I was in Vegas and people were talking about the Binion murder case and I began to follow it closely. In September 1998 this gangsta Ted Binion, who once owned a casino in Vegas, was murdered. Thought at first to be suicide or an overdose. A couple days later three guys are caught digging up $7 million in silver belonging to Binion. One of the guys is the lover of Binion's girlfriend, who is half Binion's age and a former stripper or dancer or some such thing.

You can follow this case blow by blow at the Las Vegas Review-Journal website at http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/news/packages/binion

I note that one of the upcoming chapters of "The Maltese Fuckin'" is "A Night in the Slammer." Just so happens Binion's girlfriend spend a couple days in the slammer and lost her black panties and said the prosecution stole them (is slut_boy on this case?). Read the November articles like "Judge rules Murphy's panties not purloined."