Male Orgasm's during love making session.

[CanCuple]

I'm curious...

How many times do you guys cum during a love making session?

Consider a "lovemaking session" to include say an entire evening, during which maybe a break here and there between "shots of goal" are taken, (e.g. to "recharge" during which you may snuggle with each other, grab a drink, converse etc...)

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It appears you have stumped the panel.

 

[richard_daily]

It appears you have stumped the panel.

Don't feed the mouth breathers.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Don't feed the mouth breathers.

Maybe it's just a bad head cold. This type of information could prove useful.

 

[artemesia_g]

Don't feed the mouth breathers.

But it's fun!

 

[killallhippies]

what smells like penis in here?

 

[neci]

have some mouthwash.

 

[killallhippies]

you first.

 

[islandman]

Nothing kills my orgasm faster than a mis-used apostrophe.

 

[killallhippies]

*cough*

 

[neci]

*ga'rgle*

 

[islandman]

*ga'rgle*

*flaccid*

 

[Sinny]

I'm curious...

How many times do you guys cum during a love making session?

Consider a "lovemaking session" to include say an entire evening, during which maybe a break here and there between "shots of goal" are taken, (e.g. to "recharge" during which you may snuggle with each other, grab a drink, converse etc...)

Why don't you make a poll about distance? I can shoot my load at least six feet. My cock is huge and always erect.

 

[hogjack]

Why don't you make a poll about distance? I can shoot my load at least six feet. My cock is huge and always erect.

Six feet?

That's not even possible. The world record is four feet and that was done by a 6'9" Samoan-American surfer with a huge schlong.

No one can out-distance that guy. He's like a living, bronzed-skin cannon.

 

[Sinny]

Six feet?

That's not even possible. The world record is four feet and that was done by a 6'9" Samoan-American surfer with a huge schlong.

No one can out-distance that guy. He's like a living, bronzed-skin cannon.

Have you forgotten already about my Norwegian sex reassignment surgery? They gave me a bionic cock. (With a scar that looks like Jesus. And my mother). I am forbidden from competing in the world cum slinging competition because I have been surgically enhanced.

 

[Tryharder62]

Men actually cum? I have a tough enough time getting a man's penis to stay erect. Thus my name.....I try harder.

 

[Tryharder62]

Why don't you make a poll about distance? I can shoot my load at least six feet. My cock is huge and always erect.

Can I see?

 

[CandiCame]

If you have time to recharge then you have like... an unlimited capacity. That's how the body works- you give it time and it makes more cum. That's a strange question.

 

[CandiCame]

Men actually cum? I have a tough enough time getting a man's penis to stay erect. Thus my name.....I try harder.

That is a really sad story...

 

[hogjack]

Have you forgotten already about my Norwegian sex reassignment surgery? They gave me a bionic cock. (With a scar that looks like Jesus. And my mother). I am forbidden from competing in the world cum slinging competition because I have been surgically enhanced.

I agree a "bionic" cock would be capable of exceeding normal jizz distances. Cool.

 

[CandiCame]

I agree a "bionic" cock would be capable of exceeding normal jizz distances. Cool.

If I had a bionic cock I'd be less concerned with how far it shoots and more concerned with getting it to do cool vibrator shit. Like I want to be able to get the head to move and the shaft to have different textures and shit... Perhaps to be expandable...

It is weird that I've thought about this?

...a lot...

 

[Sinny]

Can I see?

No, I am sorry. Only fellow members of my G'hop faith are allowed to see my giant, bionic penis. We have a strict order of rules by which we live, which includes only facing north while lovemaking.

 

[Saint Peter]

Watch where you point that thing.

 

[Wings]

G'hop love!

 

[hogjack]

which includes only facing north while lovemaking.

That's not entirely accurate. The initial position must be facing north but after a few minutes the entwined bodies can shift in any direction. In fact, it is recommended that bodies shift to avoid blood clots.

Also, a minimum of four positions for every 10 minutes of intercourse. There are no recommendations on oral sex positions. I prefer doing it on stairs or household ladders.