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Macdaddy23

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Make up your own naughty Visa/Mastercard ad

Night in the big City: $500

Getting a street walker: $150

Avoiding an STD: Priceless
 
Swim trunks: $20

Hotel Rental: $200

Sex on the beach without getting sand in your ass: Priceless
 
Cheap bottle of wine: $12

Night out on the town: $200

Not getting caught in a Target parking lot fucking like animals: Priceless
 
Tent: $80
Port-a-Potty rental: $60
Extension cord: $18
Hot Plate: $12
Case of Ramen: $3.29

Being Mac's Queen
Where her palace awaits: Priceless

;)

:kiss:
 
Hardwood: $2 square foot

Hammer: $20

Not getting shot in the head with a nail gun while fixing a floor: Priceless
 
Knife: $20

Gun: $300

Not getting caught fucking the neighbor with big tits: Priceless
 
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