Make This Thread Die

[LusterMunky]

*pops in*

My appearance officially makes this thread dead.

No need for de-fib.

Your effort is applauded, but this stupid useless thread seems to have a life of it's own.

 

[KalIsBack]

http://jesad.com/img/fun/funny-intelligent-monkey/funny-intelligent-monkey05.jpg

I seem to be in the Dog House in certain quarters. Or the Munky House. Either way, no indoor plumbing or shower, but I spray myself hourly with Fabreeze, Both my Eunuch Manservant and my Gaggle of Leggy Russian Hookers say I smell like success.

That's not success you smell like, mate.

Every time I see your name, I wanna say MusterLunky. But then I ask... who's Lunky?

 

[LusterMunky]

Oh LOL

You are evil.

 

[MausAss]

Has anyone actually succeeded in killing this thread yet?

 

[may_I_please]

You are evil.

Which is why you lust me

 

[LusterMunky]

Has anyone actually succeeded in killing this thread yet?

Not yet. But we're thinking cows might do the trick.

 

[KalIsBack]

Not yet. But we're thinking cows might do the trick.

I think not. I mean... you're here, right? And the thread isn't dead yet.

 

[Kat73]

Are we having fun yet?

You know me, I can have fun at a tax convention.

 

[MausAss]

Cows can kill. If they are coming right at you, you have to kill them.

 

[LusterMunky]

You know me, I can have fun at a tax convention.

You would have fun at a Southern Baptist Convention. Or at least the Baptists would.

 

[LusterMunky]

Which is why you lust me

That was suppose to be our little secret.

 

[MausAss]

How do you have fun at a tax convention?

 

[LusterMunky]

How do you have fun at a tax convention?

You'd have to ask Kat, but I suspect it requires patience. Like Wait Until The Cows Cum Home patience. Boobies prolly help.

 

[KalIsBack]

You'd have to ask Kat, but I suspect it requires patience. Like Wait Until The Cows Cum Home patience. Boobies prolly help.

I think if she jiggles her boobies at a tax convention, the convention just ends two days early, with everyone going home feeling satisfied. So there's not much patience involved.

 

[MausAss]

You'd have to ask Kat, but I suspect it requires patience. Like Wait Until The Cows Cum Home patience. Boobies prolly help.

I see, I have neither of those. Guess I will have to go somewhere else to have fun.

 

[may_I_please]

There are few places where boobies don't help tbh

 

[Oakheart]

http://media.giphy.com/media/40t5dJ36PJT3y/giphy.gif

 

[MausAss]

There are few places where boobies don't help tbh

It would probably help a lot to have boobies at a boobies convention I think.

 

[Kat73]

I see, I have neither of those. Guess I will have to go somewhere else to have fun.

Boobies make anything fun!! Cum to think of it... I did make a pirate seasick shimmying for him...

I wouldn't be allowed in a Southern Baptist convention... They would lock the doors and run screaming.

 

[LusterMunky]

There are few places where boobies don't help tbh

Which I find grossly unfair.

 

[may_I_please]

Which I find grossly unfair.

Sweet

Who promised you fair?

 

[MausAss]

Boobies make anything fun!! Cum to think of it... I did make a pirate seasick shimmying for him...

I wouldn't be allowed in a Southern Baptist convention... They would lock the doors and run screaming.

Locking you in with them. They are smart those Baptists.

 

[MausAss]

Sweet

Who promised you fair?

Fox News promised me fair and balanced.

 

[may_I_please]

Fox News promised me fair and balanced.

Hey, I'm English and even I know Fox talks crap

 

[Kat73]

Locking you in with them. They are smart those Baptists.

Probably true!! I think I might get invited to a number of prayer circles!! I am a hell of a cook!!