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[mamasota]

You did. Munky's married to the toilet, and he's got whip marks on his back. I've got this pounding headache, and my cock is in need of a good massage.



Hmmm.

Don't worry your gorgeous self about any thing, and Monito loves the attention.

 

[LusterMunky]

Who are you people? And why are you here?

 

[Kat73]

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28900000/Group-Shower-weird-science-28908661-500-262.gif

You're welcome

One of my most favorite movies!!

I am thinking that table dancing is in order because this place is too quiet!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/HMEG11FI8k0/hqdefault.jpg

And here's another one!!

Add one pissed off woman and you have the perfect explosion. Trust me on this.

Munky, Munky, Munky... When will you learn?? May I kiss your welts and make them better?

 

[Kat73]

Who are you people? And why are you here?

Hi! I'm Kat. The girl whose pants you have been trying to keep off for months!!

 

[LusterMunky]

Hi! I'm Kat. The girl whose pants you have been trying to keep off for months!!

Okay. But who are the rest of these people? Do I know them? Do they know me?

 

[Kat73]

Okay. But who are the rest of these people? Do I know them? Do they know me?

I don't know... Maybe they are Munky catchers?

 

[KalIsBack]

Okay. But who are the rest of these people? Do I know them? Do they know me?

I'm Kal. I'm just the wing-man busy chasing after the Protagonist's lady friends with a mixture of devilish confidence and trouble-making flirtation.

We met last night.

 

[LusterMunky]

Except for Kat's breasts and Kal's abs it's all a blur.

 

[Kat73]

Except for Kat's breasts and Kal's abs it's all a blur.

Glad my bewbs are in focus!!

 

[LusterMunky]

Glad my bewbs are in focus!!

Great AV sweetie. Mamasota cast me aside like an old used shoe, talk to her, okay?

 

[KalIsBack]

Bewbs and abs. What more is there to want in this world?

 

[Kat73]

Great AV sweetie. Mamasota cast me aside like an old used shoe, talk to her, okay?

Awwww. You aren't an old shoe... Maybe an old sweater?

Talk? Just talk? Sheesh.

Bewbs and abs. What more is there to want in this world?

I don't know about you, but I do like a bit of pussy now and then.

 

[KalIsBack]

I don't know about you, but I do like a bit of pussy now and then.

Oooh. Look at that. Got to be the best response to any bit of sexually-oriented snark I've ever seen here on Lit. That was good.

Thank you.

 

[Kat73]

Oooh. Look at that. Got to be the best response to any bit of sexually-oriented snark I've ever seen here on Lit. That was good.

Thank you.

You are most welcum!!

 

[LusterMunky]

Are we having fun yet?

 

[may_I_please]

You still being weird munky?

 

[KalIsBack]

Are we having fun yet?

We were. Then you showed up. !!!

 

[LusterMunky]

You still being weird munky?

Working on it. Any suggestions about how I can up my Weird Game?

 

[LusterMunky]

We were. Then you showed up. !!!

That I can clear out a room is a rare talent.

 

[KalIsBack]

That I can clear out a room is a rare talent.

Or, you know, you just forgot to take a shower again...

 

[may_I_please]

Working on it. Any suggestions about how I can up my Weird Game?

Pretty sure you've got that covered

thread-killer

http://jesad.com/img/fun/funny-intelligent-monkey/funny-intelligent-monkey05.jpg

 

[hatlover123]

*pops in*

My appearance officially makes this thread dead.

No need for de-fib.

 

[LusterMunky]

Pretty sure you've got that covered

thread-killer

You . . . you . . . I really didn't need to see that.

 

[may_I_please]

You . . . you . . . I really didn't need to see that.

Oh LOL

 

[LusterMunky]

Or, you know, you just forgot to take a shower again...

I seem to be in the Dog House in certain quarters. Or the Munky House. Either way, no indoor plumbing or shower, but I spray myself hourly with Fabreeze, Both my Eunuch Manservant and my Gaggle of Leggy Russian Hookers say I smell like success.