Make Me Laugh (Please)

[RJMasters]

Eddie Izzard - Flags

Cake or death

 

[RJMasters]

ok one more and that's all you get

 

[Yang4yin]

Candygram!

 

[callinectes]

[URL ]show them to me[/URL]

 

[callinectes]

Classic insults....

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
-- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to
the dictionary."
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
-- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-- Oscar Wilde

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
-- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
-- Irvin S. Cobb


..I can't vouch for the accuracy but I thought they were funny

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Classic insults....

And one more from my role model:

Lady Astor, in the House of Lords, to Sir Winston Churchill: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!"

Sir Winston, instantly: "And Madam, were I your husband, I would drink it!"

 

[Yang4yin]

[URL ]show them to me[/URL]

Show Them to Me

 

[callinectes]

Show Them to Me

Thanks Yang4yin. I was trying to find the uncensored version and got sidetracked and didn't go back and put the right link in.

 

[Yang4yin]

Thanks Yang4yin. I was trying to find the uncensored version and got sidetracked and didn't go back and put the right link in.

You're welcome! Glad you thought of it!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I dunno if this is funny or just warped...

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/200707261209-pix1.jpg