Make me dirty

[NoTalentHack]

“Help me with this stirrup, I’m gonna do my Lady Godiva act!”

oatmeal

My submissive savored her oatmeal, topped with a thick garnish of a certain locally-sourced organic protein supplement.

dumbbell

 

[Polranny]

I hate him so much I have just squirted in his morning oatmeal

freckles

 

[AlinaX]

I'm hungry.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

“Do I have too many freckles to do my dumbbell curls shirtless?” he asked.

double

 

[AlinaX]

Double helpings, yummy.

Pin.

 

[lanceGibs]

Pin her against the wall and have your way with her

 

[AlinaX]

First stapled, now pinned, I feel like your butterfly!

 

[lanceGibs]

Your hand over the butterfly, moving lower at whim

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I like the idea of the next word coming from the previous sentence, but let's be explicit about it.

I slept with him on a whim, but kissed him on purpose.

Next word: purpose

 

[luckylegsat60]

I rode his hard cock with purpose, not wanting the moment to end.

Moment

 

[Sparky74]

He was sure she dropped that lipstick on purpose so he could see the outline of her pussy through those panties, reflecting off the shimmering floor

Next Word: Shimmering.

 

[luckylegsat60]

In that moment I saw the shimmering glow of her wet pussy.

Next Word: Glow

 

[Sparky74]

The sweat glowed of her armpit as he nuzzled in to lick it OMG she wispered I'm in Hevan

Next Word: Hevan

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Remember, mundane words only! The challenge is to make it dirty without resorting to sexy words like "cock", "pussy", or "fuck".

"Heaven did away with robes decades ago!" the angel reassured him. "Enjoy the view!"

Next: robes

 

[Sparky74]

The robes fell to the floor simultaneously of the 3 men standing before her which one to chose they were all demanding attention.

Next Word: Attention.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Attention deficit disorder makes it hard to … mmm … hard ….

Next word: disorder

 

[AlinaX]

Sir, when you chose to disorder the sequence of actions of my personal house robot, did you intend that I should end up dressed as a maid and locked in a closet?

House

 

[MargotPayge]

Wait for me at the house after work, in that cute little number; you won't be needing your panties.

number

Did I dangle enough participles there?

 

[AlinaX]

The number eight, written with the tongue, is a source of infinite pleasure.

Source.

 

[Bamagan]

The nerdy girl giggled as she hiked up her skirt, saying, "Feel free to poke around under the hood, baby: I'm open source!"

hiked

 

[Sparky74]

Alix was desperately thumping though countless fetish magazines to find some decent source material for her story, but could she find anything about odour, damm this was proving hard.

Next Word: odour.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

The nerdy girl giggled as she hiked up her skirt, saying, "Feel free to poke around under the hood, baby: I'm open source!"

hiked

I actually got that joke! Brilliant!

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

We hiked for hours to get to the hot spring, so I wasn't going to let a little thing like forgetting my swimsuit stop me from going in.

New word: spring

 

[Sparky74]

Word missed

Next Word: odour

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Word missed

Next Word: odour

You have to provide a sentence making the previous word dirty. You ignored "hiked" so I kept the chain going.