Make masturbating alone fun.

[LittleRaven]

I am a happily married man with a very satisfying sex life, however I have recently started taking new medication with side effects that basically behave like viagra. My wife is not able to help me take care of this all the time, nor do I expect her to. I don't mind masturbating, but I'd like ideas of things I could do to make it a bit more exciting.

In the past, I had a long-distance girlfriend that would demand I masturbate in all different ways and places. I can't remember many anymore, but a few examples: Do it in the car with my pants off so my bare skin is on the seat; only use my left hand; insert ice cubes in my ass and keep them there. They were all very specific, which I liked.

If anyone has any ideas they can include here, I'd very much appreciate it!

Also, if you'd like to make this thread a bit more entertaining, feel free to include pics of yourself performing the act you suggest! Don't feel obligated to though, it's just a thought.

 

[blowonyourface]

i do it in the car allllll the time. absolutely the best. do it outside. also incredible.

 

[anonymousactor]

Drive to JC Penny, park in the parking space furthest from the front door. Grab a button down shirt on a hanger and go to the dressing room. Wrap the shirt around your head and ejaculate through the hole in the hanger. Afterwards, put the shirt back and start flirting with the cashier about how you think someone may have masturbated in the dressing room next to yours. At that point, show her to a completely different side of the store and quickly exit the store.

 

[mentionME]

Drive to JC Penny, park in the parking space furthest from the front door. Grab a button down shirt on a hanger and go to the dressing room. Wrap the shirt around your head and ejaculate through the hole in the hanger. Afterwards, put the shirt back and start flirting with the cashier about how you think someone may have masturbated in the dressing room next to yours. At that point, show her to a completely different side of the store and quickly exit the store.

Lmao this is too funny to me

 

[Toqueme]

.....

 

[LittleRaven]

Hah, I don't think so. While it's an intriguing idea, I'd rather not do something that can easily get me arrested. Sex offender crimes seem to apply to anything even slighty sex related these days, and that stigma will stay with you the rest of your life.

Quite imaginative though, I must admit!

 

[satindesire]

I'm rather confused...

Viagra doesn't boost your sex drive (libido), it just makes getting and keeping an erection easier.

 

[LittleRaven]

I'm rather confused...

Viagra doesn't boost your sex drive (libido), it just makes getting and keeping an erection easier.

Ah, I was unaware of that. I've never taken the drug since I have more of an opposite problem. At the best of times, I have a very active libido. This medication I'm on now has supercharged it, while at the same time making it difficult to reach orgasm. I am now utterly insatiable.

Thank you for pointing out my error to me. I was ignorant of what exactly the drug did. You learn something new every day!

 

[nancyl32819]

Drive to JC Penny, park in the parking space furthest from the front door. Grab a button down shirt on a hanger and go to the dressing room. Wrap the shirt around your head and ejaculate through the hole in the hanger. Afterwards, put the shirt back and start flirting with the cashier about how you think someone may have masturbated in the dressing room next to yours. At that point, show her to a completely different side of the store and quickly exit the store.

ROFLMAO!

 

[NeverWinterNite]

Drive to JC Penny, park in the parking space furthest from the front door. Grab a button down shirt on a hanger and go to the dressing room. Wrap the shirt around your head and ejaculate through the hole in the hanger. Afterwards, put the shirt back and start flirting with the cashier about how you think someone may have masturbated in the dressing room next to yours. At that point, show her to a completely different side of the store and quickly exit the store.

Hilarious!!

 

[anonymousactor]

Thank you so much for the laughs. I had fun coming up with that . You do make a good point about sexual offenses. Dam shame that our country decided that anything even remotely sexual committed in public is complete taboo. Worst comes to worst you could still do that, just don't approach the cashier....

 

[satindesire]

Thank you so much for the laughs. I had fun coming up with that . You do make a good point about sexual offenses. Dam shame that our country decided that anything even remotely sexual committed in public is complete taboo. Worst comes to worst you could still do that, just don't approach the cashier....

I understand what you're trying to say, but if you think about it logically, it's a good way to protect our children and other people who don't have any desire to see anyone doing anything sexual in public, from seeing it.

 

[bitslinger]

About a year ago I discovered that you can take a cheap iPod dock and turn it into a toy. With the right made-for-play audio files you basically use a weak electrical current for some very nice erotic stimulation. The folks who enjoy this sort of play call it 'electro stim' or e-stim.

I really enjoy it and have found it to be very safe. It is a very nice way to spend time alone when the wife is unavailable for sex. If you are interested send me a PM and I'll get you some details.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

LittleRaven,

What about exchanging sexual messages (only) back and forth with someone else who's married like you? Or what about engaging in phone or cam sex (i.e. mutual masturbation) with the same ? Would your wife give you permission to explore like that, within the boundaries of knowing it's only about masturbation and you're not looking for someone else outside of your marriage ?

 

[LittleRaven]

LittleRaven,

What about exchanging sexual messages (only) back and forth with someone else who's married like you? Or what about engaging in phone or cam sex (i.e. mutual masturbation) with the same ? Would your wife give you permission to explore like that, within the boundaries of knowing it's only about masturbation and you're not looking for someone else outside of your marriage ?

That's an excellent question. In fact, my biggest fetish is exhibitionism and putting on webcam shows is incredibly exciting for me (I've done a couple in the past). I've talked to my wife about this, but she doesn't yet know how she feels about it. She wants me all to herself and doesn't want to share, which is certainly not a bad thing, really. I would be a very happy man if she will let me do this, but it's very uncertain at this time. She tends to come around to most things given time though.

 

[anonymousactor]

Sounds like you have a pretty legitimate plan laid out for you then. By the way, a good idea might be to look into sites like xtube.com or elsewhere where you can actually get paid to be on webcam.

 

[LittleRaven]

Sounds like you have a pretty legitimate plan laid out for you then. By the way, a good idea might be to look into sites like xtube.com or elsewhere where you can actually get paid to be on webcam.

That's something I've been giving some thought to, but I'd have to look into it and figure out legal and payment details.

The problem is it could take her anywhere from a couple of weeks to a couple of years to decide if she's ok with letting me do anything like this, as far as webcam shows go. In the meantime, I need daily release. She's been VERY supportive, an absolute angel. I'm a very lucky guy to have her! But... where was I going with this? ... oh, right. I'm home while she's at work. It's during those 8-10 hours where I'm alone that masturbating is the only option.

I could think of many other ways to make it more interesting, but I'd like to hear other people's ideas on the subject. I like to call it Masturbating with a Twist.

A good portion of the excitement came from the fact that my Mistress (past ex-girlfriend) was giving me these orders, and I intend to ask my wife to do the same thing for me. Before I do, I'd like to have a good sized list of options for her to pick through.

I apologize if I tend to ramble. I don't talk to people often, so I'm not very good at this. I lack practice.

 

[Vixandra]

These may be strange...

Masturbate with a pink shirt on
" in front of a mirror with the web cam on so she can critique your performance later.
" with latex gloves on (can get at Wal-mart)
" with garden gloves on then go plant a tree (wood and wood)
" with a flesh light
" almost to orgasm then watch a comedy movie, then orgasm afterward.
" inside a photo booth in the middle of the day, on a Tuesday that isn't a bank holiday.

 

[anonymousactor]

Have a handful of grass in your hand while jerking off.
Film yourself and use it as a sex ad to your wife.
Ejaculate on pictures of random dead celebrities from when they were hot.
Use pictures of terrorists as targets.

 

[LittleRaven]

See, this is exactly why I wanted other people to chime in with ideas. I never would have thought of most of these! Thank you both Vixandra and Anonymousactor!

 

[whynotjustsayit]

The problem is it could take her anywhere from a couple of weeks to a couple of years to decide if she's ok with letting me do anything like this, as far as webcam shows go. In the meantime, I need daily release. She's been VERY supportive, an absolute angel. I'm a very lucky guy to have her! But... where was I going with this? ... oh, right. I'm home while she's at work. It's during those 8-10 hours where I'm alone that masturbating is the only option.

Wow. You're a very nice guy, aren't you ? I don't see why you need anyone's permission to put on a webcam show if you want to. It's not like you're going out and fucking somebody behind the wife's back. Right ?

 

[anonymousactor]

People get jealous though. Think about relationships you've been in. When someone is showing off their body like that people tend to get jealous. It doesn't always happen, but in a relationship, at least in the US, I feel like most people like to keep their sex and intimacy private, something not for the world to see.

 

[LittleRaven]

Wow. You're a very nice guy, aren't you ? I don't see why you need anyone's permission to put on a webcam show if you want to. It's not like you're going out and fucking somebody behind the wife's back. Right ?

People get jealous though. Think about relationships you've been in. When someone is showing off their body like that people tend to get jealous. It doesn't always happen, but in a relationship, at least in the US, I feel like most people like to keep their sex and intimacy private, something not for the world to see.

My wife and I love each other very very much, and she is very possessive of me. She does not like to share. She feels she is the only one that should get to see me in a sexual manner, and I cannot fault her for that. If she doesn't want others to watch me on a webcam, then I simply won't do it. Not because I'm afraid of repercussions, but because I respect her wishes and choose to abide by them.

She is my angel, the light of my life, and I would do anything for her. But that doesn't mean I can't hope she'll come around and allow me to act out my particular kinks.

She does seem to be coming around though, I think. She does this very slowly though. I'm making progress, but it will be quite some time before she's totally ok with it.

And no, I am not cheating on her. Nor will I.

 

[anonymousactor]

No one was saying you were cheating on her, which would definitely be a bad thing, lol. Thats awesome that your relationship is that strong though. Maybe you two could sit down and do an online sexy chat together or something. Glad to hear she's coming around, keep up the good work!

 

[LittleRaven]

No one was saying you were cheating on her, which would definitely be a bad thing, lol. Thats awesome that your relationship is that strong though. Maybe you two could sit down and do an online sexy chat together or something. Glad to hear she's coming around, keep up the good work!

I'm sorry if I came across as defensive, I didn't mean it that way. That last line was in answer to Whynotjustsayit's question "It's not like you're going out and fucking somebody behind the wife's back. Right ?" I was agreeing, but I worded it poorly. My apologies.

It's funny you should mention online chat. She and I actually met in an online game and were living in different countries at the time, so that was our primary method of communication with each other. We got to cybering, and then it progressed to phone sex, and later to webcams. Private, of course. But I actually miss online play. I find it mentally stimulating in a way that real sex can't really duplicate. Especially cyber roleplaying. You can do literally anything. It was quite a lot of fun!

And then of course there's the fact I'm a huge exhibitionist and love it when people watch me. I'm also submissive so I like it even better when they tell me exactly what to do while watching!

I brought up the idea of me doing a webcam show for other people to watch, while she is logged in anonymously and watching on her own computer. She didn't say flat out "no" but instead she actually looked a little thoughtful. I hope she agrees, as that's a decent stepping stone, I think. It may still be a while before she becomes comfortable with that, though.

Thank you very much for continuing to reply, your thoughts are very much welcome and appreciated!

It's so nice to have a place to go where I can talk about these things!