Make masturbating alone fun.

[lustatopia]

The medical condition and subsequent treatment which requires one to jack off repeated requires a bit more of suspension of disbelief than I can muster at the moment, however, it is hilarious fun! ;-) That's quite a dire side effect.

It sounds like what you have is a bad case of virtualonlinitis inflammation of your limbic node, previous known in an earlier age as the Portnoy Complaint. Don't worry it's not fatal, but is debilitating in the sense that you might well spend up to 50% of the rest of your life wanking off. Be sure to invest in plenty of hand cream!

Btw, Portnoy liked to borrow the liver from the fridge to jerk off with then return the molested meat back to the fridge where his mom would find it and cook it to serve the family for dinner that evening.

 

[LittleRaven]

It's actually quite a common side effect with most anti-depressants/anti-anxiety medications, from what I can tell. Granted I haven't done any research, but I've read the lists of known side effects for a few such medications and they all seem to list this. I personally know another person on a similar medication that is experiencing the same exact effect.

The problem isn't really that it boosts my libido. That alone I can handle. The problem is that it makes it quite difficult to achieve climax, which only aggravates the aforementioned issue. It's a vicious cycle. I don't need to get off multiple times a day. Once will suffice. The problem is getting there.

It sounds to me that you have your own issues that need to be brought to attention, though. I think it's a little early to diagnose you with Skepticalitosis Trollinari Syndrome, but with any luck it's still treatable with an injection of Regula Aurea.

I wish you good luck with that!

Also, masturbating with meat just sounds nasty. Would that be beastiality and necrophilia rolled into one? Ew.

 

[anonymousactor]

Wow, I can't say I've ever spoken to someone whose met online randomly like that and gotten married out of it. I have a cousin who did something similar, but he married a woman he met using an online dating service. You do make a point with online roleplaying like that. Such a fuzing of two different imaginations has taken me to places I wouldn't have even dared to imagine existed beforehand.

Definitely invest in lots of handcream, lol. At the least you'll have very moisturized hands.

 

[susankimlover]

Tell the Victoria Secrets saleswoman you're gay and toss off in the dressing room wearing a full corset, etc. LOL!

Take some of the wife's personal things with you.

 

[ReverendAnimal]

Drive to JC Penny, park in the parking space furthest from the front door. Grab a button down shirt on a hanger and go to the dressing room. Wrap the shirt around your head and ejaculate through the hole in the hanger. Afterwards, put the shirt back and start flirting with the cashier about how you think someone may have masturbated in the dressing room next to yours. At that point, show her to a completely different side of the store and quickly exit the store.

Yer insane.

 

[ReverendAnimal]

My wife and I love each other very very much, and she is very possessive of me. She does not like to share. She feels she is the only one that should get to see me in a sexual manner, and I cannot fault her for that. If she doesn't want others to watch me on a webcam, then I simply won't do it. Not because I'm afraid of repercussions, but because I respect her wishes and choose to abide by them.

She is my angel, the light of my life, and I would do anything for her. But that doesn't mean I can't hope she'll come around and allow me to act out my particular kinks.

She does seem to be coming around though, I think. She does this very slowly though. I'm making progress, but it will be quite some time before she's totally ok with it.

And no, I am not cheating on her. Nor will I.

And there's the rub... Some people would say it is cheating, even if yer wife says it's okay. Some would say it's cheating, even if you just *think* about it. Those people would be prudes.
I believe, even if you *do* fuck other women, it is not cheating, if yer wife is okay with it. Cheating is when you break the rules. And the rules between members of a married couple may not be the same rules that another couple have. It's all about, as you say, "respect".

 

[ReverendAnimal]

Wow, I can't say I've ever spoken to someone whose met online randomly like that and gotten married out of it. I have a cousin who did something similar, but he married a woman he met using an online dating service..

I met my wife through NCF (National Capital Freenet) when I was living in the States, and she was here in Canada. We know a few couples who met through the same freenet.

 

[KMH(f)]

As I read this thread I think of a gift I use to give my ex boyfriend. He was away alot; so when i was feeling frisky and such, I would pull out my tape recorder (it was the early 80's then..... : ) and I would record my session for him. Talk to him, show him, beg him.... you know.
Now a days with all the technology, you could send her a voicetext or something like it. Let her know that your thinking about her and how your waiting for her to come home.
Just a thought.
Enjoy yourself.

 

[LittleRaven]

My apologies to everyone for such a late reply. I've had a pretty busy week and haven't had time to make any replies.

Thank you KMH(f) for your suggestion! That's quite a good idea and I just might have to give it a try.

ReverendAnimal, your summation of how cheating means different things to different people is exactly right. If I had gone and done a webcam show without my wife's permission, we would both consider that cheating.

I don't think having permission from your SO is enough though; I also need her blessing. And I am happy to say that we had a talk about this a couple of days ago and she gave me hers. It appears there was a miscommunication somewhere in our previous discussions (my fault, I'm not very good at explaining myself at times) and she thought I meant webcam shows with her. When she realized I meant on my own, she immediately gave me the go-ahead.

It's amazing how much better I feel simply having her permission to do as I wish. I haven't even begun or even felt the desire to do anything on cam since our discussion. For now the relief is enough.

Thank you everyone for chipping in, I appreciate it! This thread is still open to other ideas though, if anyone wants to post them. I'm always open to trying new things! I'll add a few of my own thoughts:

Give yourself a facial.

Masturbate (insertion rectally or vaginally) with a popsicle. (You can make your own using just water for safety reasons)

Masturbate into a shotglass, toss it back and follow it with a shot of whiskey. Or maybe do the whiskey first to work up the nerve

 

[anonymousactor]

It's amazing how much better I feel simply having her permission to do as I wish. I haven't even begun or even felt the desire to do anything on cam since our discussion. For now the relief is enough.

Sounds awesome dude. Glad to hear that you got through to her finally, even if the reason it so long was just the result of a miscommunication. Either way, enjoy the moment!! It's definitely in order. Glad to hear the excitement from you is so intense just knowing that its ok with her to do it.

Don't get too excited if you choose to go with a sexy chat attached to any webacam'ing that you do...

 

[whynotjustsayit]

I don't think having permission from your SO is enough though; I also need her blessing. And I am happy to say that we had a talk about this a couple of days ago and she gave me hers. It appears there was a miscommunication somewhere in our previous discussions (my fault, I'm not very good at explaining myself at times) and she thought I meant webcam shows with her. When she realized I meant on my own, she immediately gave me the go-ahead.

It's amazing how much better I feel simply having her permission to do as I wish. I haven't even begun or even felt the desire to do anything on cam since our discussion. For now the relief is enough.

Oh, do let us know if you do some cam sessions and how to find them online !

 

[george51]

i do it in the car allllll the time. absolutely the best. do it outside. also incredible.

Outside, naked, is good..

 

[LittleRaven]

I'm actually not sure how to go about doing a webcam show. I'm more interested in a private 1-on-1 session, with the other person watching and directing me. A messenger program like yahoo or msn might be good for that, but my concern is actually finding someone that would like to participate. I don't want a silent viewer... someone who is happy to direct would be best. It wouldn't be too hard if I wanted men to watch me, but I don't.

I'm bi, but I'm primarily interested in women. Also, I'm not comfortable around other men in day to day life. Past trauma is involved there. I'd rather not get into that.

Would it be worth starting a thread in the Lit Personals section? I'm extremely shy and I get nervous quite easily (which is actually why I'm on the medication that prompted me to start this current thread) and meeting people is my biggest challenge. I'm not really sure how to go about it.

Again, thank you all for replying! I check this thread many times a day; it's exciting to actually talk to people.

 

[anonymousactor]

Ok, so I can't think of the exact wording, but there is a quote out there that goes something along the lines of "If you don't try, you will never succeed." Think along these lines. Online dating personals are definitely something you could check out. Start a thread, see what happens. Worst comes to worst nothing happens, you find a new channel for your desires and move on, simple as that.