Make Fun Of Me

So Thread, what's it like to be named after a piece of string. You fucking stringy string string bastard.
 
It sucks big hairy goat balls mister red mean faced looking person.
It sucks so bad Im concerned that cum might start spilling from its nose like a waterfountain of man goo.
 
A piece of thread walks into a bar and sits down and asks for a beer... the bartender says...we dont serve your kind in here. He goes into another bar same thing...and another...etc.. finally he is back at the first bar and he stands outside the door and wriggles for a bit twisting and turning then goes in sits at the bar and asks for a beer...the bartender says " Hey are you that peice of thread I told to leave?" and the thread says...




























No Im a frayed knot.
 
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