Make An Assumption About The Person Above You [v2.0]

[_valkyrie_]

I assume he is not into bog snorkelling.

 

[Pantyboy74]

I assume he is not into bog snorkelling.

I assume that she is a lovely person and is someone who makes an amazing friend.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume he likes apple crumble.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I assume he likes apple crumble.

I assume she rides horses.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume he breaks waves.

 

[Pantyboy74]

I assume he breaks waves.

I hate Apple crumble.

Assume she likes winter

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume he was never cast as Snow White for a play.

(Love Winter, actually)

 

[Pantyboy74]

I assume he was never cast as Snow White for a play.

(Love Winter, actually)

Assumes everything I write is sarcasm or a joke.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume he likes marmalade on toast.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Assumes that by mentioning food he will realise she is asking him out for a meal

 

[WerdNerd]

I assume he looks good in panties

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume he sells Nerds by the pound.

 

[amitnyper]

I assume he is a gamer

 

[papadoc19]

IA they aren't very active here

 

[Iceprincess12]

I will see him as the last poster in at least a dozen threads tomorrow

 

[WetBiMoose]

She'll have the giggles within minutes for entirely wholesome reasons.

 

[Iceprincess12]

She'll have the giggles within minutes for entirely wholesome reasons.

He’ll have tales of knights discarding shining armor, facing the dragon with sword in hand. I might be able to guess the ending.

 

[WetBiMoose]

He’ll have tales of knights discarding shining armor, facing the dragon with sword in hand. I might be able to guess the ending.

She'll really enjoy it when I say the dragon I chased just ended up being a Horny Toad.

 

[Iceprincess12]

She'll really enjoy it when I say the dragon I chased just ended up being a Horny Toad.

I know a horny toad. I should introduce you.

 

[WetBiMoose]

I know a horny toad. I should introduce you.

If I kiss him enough time I'm sure he'll be coming a prince.

 

[Iceprincess12]

If I kiss him enough time I'm sure he'll be coming a prince.

Fairy godmother needs to take lessons.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Fairy godmother needs to take lessons.

I assume she like to dominate men with a strap-on

 

[weisseKaninchen207]

IA that he is a neat freak with a lot of pastry bags and a generous spirit.

 

[weisseKaninchen207]

Fairy godmother needs to take lessons.

IA that she owns dozens of sex toys, each labeled with a different major holiday. Sure the 8 anal plugs of Hanukkah are impressive, but you should see her Ramadan dildo collection. Now I understand why she SOOOO looks forward to Kwanzaa every year.

 

[papadoc19]

IA he is a Cowboys or Texans fan