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[Essa]

I do believe that
Ice could be useful in more
than one single way!

You mean there are more,
How come nobody told me
I'm disappointed

 

[fire_breeze]

You mean there are more,
How come nobody told me
I'm disappointed

Oh poor Essa!
Try this sexy tip: slipping
Ice down someone's back!

 

[Essa]

Oh poor Essa!
Try this sexy tip: slipping
Ice down someone's back!

Grabs a piece of ice
Looks everywhere for husker
Damn, he's on to me

 

[fire_breeze]

Grabs a piece of ice
Looks everywhere for husker
Damn, he's on to me

I suggest, Essa,
That you sneak up to him, 'tis
more pleasurable!

 

[Essa]

I suggest, Essa,
That you sneak up to him, 'tis
more pleasurable!

He's gone and legged it
The ice is now melting fast
What shall I do now?

 

[fire_breeze]

He's gone and legged it
The ice is now melting fast
What shall I do now?

He has? Oh bugger!
I'm sure there are some willing
victims around here.

 

[Husker1987]

Grabs a piece of ice
Looks everywhere for husker
Damn, he's on to me

Would you clarify?
When you say that I'm on you
Is that a bad thing?

 

[Essa]

He has? Oh bugger!
I'm sure there are some willing
victims around here.

Perhaps I could sneak
Up on them and then pretend
It was you, not me?

 

[Essa]

Would you clarify?
When you say that I'm on you
Is that a bad thing?

Indeed a good thing
Could you just get off a sec
I've terrible cramp

 

[fire_breeze]

Perhaps I could sneak
Up on them and then pretend
It was you, not me?

You could sneak and try,
But who would believe that I
would do such a thing!

 

[Husker1987]

Indeed a good thing
Could you just get off a sec
I've terrible cramp

Another good thing
Is to swallow your drink first
Before reading these

 

[Essa]

You could sneak and try,
But who would believe that I
would do such a thing!

About everyone
When I tell them you told me
What to do with ice

 

[Essa]

Another good thing
Is to swallow your drink first
Before reading these

What about my pain?
Never mind your bloody drink
A typical man

 

[fire_breeze]

About everyone
When I tell them you told me
What to do with ice

Why would they even
believe such a thing. After all,
I'm a quiet one.

 

[Essa]

Why would they even
believe such a thing. After all,
I'm a quiet one.

The quiet ones are
actually much far worse
than us noisy ones

 

[fire_breeze]

The quiet ones are
actually much far worse
than us noisy ones

Much worse? Oh I know!
That way we shock anyone.
But it's a secret...

 

[Essa]

Much worse? Oh I know!
That way we shock anyone.
But it's a secret...

Don't you worry now
Your secret is safe with me
My lips are now sealed

 

[fire_breeze]

Don't you worry now
Your secret is safe with me
My lips are now sealed

Thank you! And besides,
who would believe I have a
devious mind?

 

[Essa]

Thank you! And besides,
who would believe I have a
devious mind?

Hmmm, just let me think
Everyone, someone and don't
forget anyone too

 

[fire_breeze]

Hmmm, just let me think
Everyone, someone and don't
forget anyone too

Them? They just don't know...
I think I'll keep them in the dark!
What about no-one?

 

[Essa]

Them? They just don't know...
I think I'll keep them in the dark!
What about no-one?

I thought of no one
But then I had a change of heart
No one cares for them



Time for me to go and pour numerous measures of rum and stuff

Have a great day, it's been super fun

 

[fire_breeze]

I thought of no one
But then I had a change of heart
No one cares for them



Time for me to go and pour numerous measures of rum and stuff

Have a great day, it's been super fun

Good night, sweet Essa!
Thank you and I hope that you
enjoy your rum n'stuff.

 

[e-trance action]

Are you and Essa
getting inebriated
so you can relax?

 

[e-trance action]

A USB port
Can hold most any item
But can it hold hope?

 

[fire_breeze]

Are you and Essa
getting inebriated
so you can relax?

Of course not! We're
relaxing so we can get
inebriated