Make a haiku

[fire_breeze]

I look at myself
I don't know who I'm kidding
Probably just me.

 

[Essa]

I look at myself
I don't know who I'm kidding
Probably just me.

Hey!!, just stop right there.
You are as beautiful as
everybody else.

 

[Kylan]

Hey!!, just stop right there.
You are as beautiful as
everybody else.

Bestiality
Much like riding a Moped.
Fun 'till your friends see.

 

[Husker1987]

Hey!!, just stop right there.
You are as beautiful as
everybody else.

Essa speaks the truth
I know it's not the Voddy
Fire, you are HOT

 

[Essa]

Bestiality
Much like riding a Moped.
Fun 'till your friends see.

I'll have you know Sir,
I wouldn't touch animals
'till they growled at me.

*oink oink*

 

[Essa]

Essa speaks the truth
I know it's not the Voddy
Fire, you are HOT

I might speak the truth
but I was hoping to be
hotter than Fire Breeze

 

[fire_breeze]

I might speak the truth
but I was hoping to be
hotter than Fire Breeze

My darling Essa
Nothing can compare to you,
Goddess incarnate!

 

[fire_breeze]

Essa speaks the truth
I know it's not the Voddy
Fire, you are HOT

Oh, sexy Husker
you officially made me
blush a deep crimson

 

[Essa]

My darling Essa
Nothing can compare to you,
Goddess incarnate!

Now hang on a sec
that's going a wee bit far
even for sweet me

 

[fire_breeze]

Now hang on a sec
that's going a wee bit far
even for sweet me

Fine, fine!

Essa, you sweet wench,
Twisted, dark temptress, vodka's
Premier connoisseur!

Better?

 

[Husker1987]

My darling Essa
Nothing can compare to you,
Goddess incarnate!

Drinking this early
Makes one say some crazy things
But I do agree

 

[Essa]

Fine, fine!

Essa, you sweet wench,
Twisted, dark temptress, vodka's
Premier connoisseur!

Better?

Damn, that is so me
How on earth did you guess this?
You know me so well

 

[fire_breeze]

Drinking this early
Makes one say some crazy things
But I do agree

Well, it is after
five o'clock somewhere on this
planet, is it not?

 

[Essa]

Drinking this early
Makes one say some crazy things
But I do agree

I shall have you know
The only crazy thing here
Is me and my mind

 

[fire_breeze]

Damn, that is so me
How on earth did you guess this?
You know me so well

I just may divulge
my secret, but only if
I am persuaded

 

[fire_breeze]

I shall have you know
The only crazy thing here
Is me and my mind

If you and your mind
is the only thing that's crazy
is that not two things?

 

[Essa]

I just may divulge
my secret, but only if
I am persuaded

Calls Kylan in here
Oh my, He's got His belt here
are you persuaded?

 

[Essa]

If you and your mind
is the only thing that's crazy
is that not two things?

Damn, you got me there
could we not pretend on here
that is was one thing?

 

[fire_breeze]

Calls Kylan in here
Oh my, He's got His belt here
are you persuaded?

An intriguing thought
although I might want other
kinds of persuadings!

 

[fire_breeze]

Damn, you got me there
could we not pretend on here
that is was one thing?

Why not? After all
we are all slightly crazy,
that normal is odd!

 

[Essa]

An intriguing thought
although I might want other
kinds of persuadings!

The belt doesn't work
How about some nipple clamps
Will they sort you out?

 

[Essa]

Why not? After all
we are all slightly crazy,
that normal is odd!

I've been evicted
Was so good posting with you
You have a great day

 

[Husker1987]

The belt doesn't work
How about some nipple clamps
Will they sort you out?

Sneaks into the room
To watch what will happen next
Much better than work

 

[fire_breeze]

The belt doesn't work
How about some nipple clamps
Will they sort you out?

Belt and clamp may help
But they can't be the only
things to make me tell!

 

[fire_breeze]

I've been evicted
Was so good posting with you
You have a great day

Then I shall wish you
A good night, and a thank you
for the great times.