Make a haiku

[Essa]

Sacking the mail man?
Or taking him to the sack?
My erotic thoughts

A change of heart here
We'll take him right to the sack
And have lusty ways

 

[fire_breeze]

You have saved my life
Do you want a pic as well?
I have dozens spare

You're a poet and you didn't know it

Anything to help
the delectable Essa
Drink deep and enjoy.

Watch out Shakespeare... I'll come and kick your rear end.

 

[e-trance action]

I am innocent
Just ask my lovely old mum
She will vouch for me

On the next stool down
Is that the mum you speak of?
She looks quite dodgy

 

[Essa]

Anything to help
the delectable Essa
Drink deep and enjoy.

Watch out Shakespeare... I'll come and kick your rear end.

How deep shall I go?
All at once or nice and slow
I'm quite easy me

Only if I can come and kick it too, we should make a haiku book, we'd outsell old Shakespeare any day

 

[Essa]

On the next stool down
Is that the mum you speak of?
She looks quite dodgy

You spotted her then
I told her to just blend in
Ignore her cleavage

 

[e-trance action]

You spotted her then
I told her to just blend in
Ignore her cleavage

What gave you the thought
That your mum's cleavage would take
My focus from you

 

[Essa]

What gave you the thought
That your mum's cleavage would take
My focus from you

Most likely because
Her boobs are so humongous
I don't like her much

 

[e-trance action]

Most likely because
Her boobs are so humongous
I don't like her much

Is it just her boobs
Or was it her child-rearing
That made you upset?

 

[fire_breeze]

How deep shall I go?
All at once or nice and slow
I'm quite easy me

Only if I can come and kick it too, we should make a haiku book, we'd outsell old Shakespeare any day

As deep as you want
Just promise me one little
thing, that you enjoy it!

Of course you're coming along - and what a fantastic idea!

 

[Essa]

Is it just her boobs
Or was it her child-rearing
That made you upset?

Nope, it's just her boobs
They're all so pert and bouncy
Mine sag past my knees

 

[Essa]

As deep as you want
Just promise me one little
thing, that you enjoy it!

Of course you're coming along - and what a fantastic idea!

How about if I
Took it so far down that it
Tickled my tonsils?



The kids will be researching us for their exams in no time

 

[e-trance action]

Nope, it's just her boobs
They're all so pert and bouncy
Mine sag past my knees

It's fortunate then
That I am an ass man first
So quit your stool please!

 

[Essa]

It's fortunate then
That I am an ass man first
So quit your stool please!

You want me to leave
Give up my stool so that you
Can hit on my mum?

 

[e-trance action]

You want me to leave
Give up my stool so that you
Can hit on my mum?

Wrong you are, Essa
To appraise your ass-ets is
my goal at this time

 

[fire_breeze]

How about if I
Took it so far down that it
Tickled my tonsils?



The kids will be researching us for their exams in no time

If that's what it takes
To be filled with the water
Of life, then do it!

Woo hoo! I can just see the questions: Name the two who kicked Shakespeare's ass....

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Wrong you are, Essa
To appraise your ass-ets is
my goal at this time

Ass man or tit man
Can't you love me for my mind?
Just kidding! Touch me!

 

[Essa]

Wrong you are, Essa
To appraise your ass-ets is
my goal at this time

Thank the lord for that
I was just about to go
pour drink in her face

 

[Essa]

If that's what it takes
To be filled with the water
Of life, then do it!

Woo hoo! I can just see the questions: Name the two who kicked Shakespeare's ass....

Oops, you meant water
I thought it was something else
My apologies



And for a bonus point, how young and gorgeous were they?

 

[e-trance action]

Ass man or tit man
Can't you love me for my mind?
Just kidding! Touch me!

Your mind makes your ass
shimmy and sway with each step
So no conflict there.

 

[e-trance action]

Thank the lord for that
I was just about to go
pour drink in her face

Thank God you did not
A maternal catfight is
beyond a man's ken.

 

[fire_breeze]

Oops, you meant water
I thought it was something else
My apologies



And for a bonus point, how young and gorgeous were they?

Water or something
else, does it really matter
what you want is called?

Oh, great bonus question!

 

[Essa]

Thank God you did not
A maternal catfight is
beyond a man's ken.

Luckily for you
I am feeling generous
Might do it later

 

[fire_breeze]

Well then, good people
I shall have to go, but thanks
for all the good times

I hope you all have a great day and evening.

 

[e-trance action]

Luckily for you
I am feeling generous
Might do it later

The Rose in your av
Do the thorns not hurt you so?
How do you stand them?

 

[Essa]

Water or something
else, does it really matter
what you want is called?

Oh, great bonus question!

If I asked for rum
And received only water
I'd be well pissed off



I wonder if we should charge for our talents