Major Fucking Pathetic and Useless Rant

[Guest]

and wtf about life makes sense?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guest]

The thing is, it's very hard to know what your real life problems are when we can't read your post due to insufficient punctuation. I don't know about the rest of them, but my eyes glaze over and my brain goes numb trying to read a rant like that unless it's properly punctuated.

do i fucking care i don't want advice you don't need to know the details of my personal life i just want to rant to get the fucking foul shit in my soul of my chest

 

[freakygirl]

You people are such assholes.

I haven't been rude. I said I can't read her post. What is rude about that? If she wants some sort of advice.. she should make her post readable.

 

[Guest]

You people are such assholes.

you noticed too

 

[freakygirl]

do i fucking care i don't want advice you don't need to know the details of my personal life i just want to rant to get the fucking foul shit in my soul of my chest

Oh.. well then forget my last post.

 

[Guest]

Thank you.

I'm starting to feel much better now.

Some things just need to be relieved no matter how nice you are.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Here's the Cliff Notes version:

Unreg's husband can't get it up without Viagra, and she's been squashing her anger and resentment over his inability to make love to her without the aid of modern medicine.

She has no one to talk to, and the anger has built to a boiling point, compounded by her unruly children. She posted here to vent - not sincerely seek support. This is indicated by her chosen title -
Major Fucking Pathetic and Useless Rant.




All in all, fodder for the rabid mice. Bon Apetite!

 

[Freya]

do i fucking care i don't want advice you don't need to know the details of my personal life i just want to rant to get the fucking foul shit in my soul of my chest

Ok, rant away then. Helps to clear the shit once in a while.

 

[ma_guy]

Well now if I'm reading that original post right it all basicly boils down to what? You're not getting laid?

Maybe you should try hooking up with "rick69". He seems to be quite the man and has this wonderful ability to sweet talk with the ladies..

 

[Guest]

hahahaha
its not about getting laid
that's the side effect of my honesty about many things
my telling him about the ways he was fucking up that had nothing to do with sex but happened to mention that i didn't get off as quick as he does even though he thought i did
then we try to get back together and he's too worried about the sex part can't get it up and all depressed over it
fuuuuuck
there's more important things to work on than sex and that's the thing he's stressing on
yeah, i want a good fuck but that's not what started it

 

[Lancecastor]

CYHBT

http://www.mustad.no/bilder/productsbilder/anatomy.gif

 

[Problem Child]

Now we're hitting enter between "sentences". Well, that's progress.

 

[Lost Cause]

Green Tea......

A tight stream from a showerhead.

Auto-eroticism

Porn

Various garden vegetables

Meditation

Electric Toothbrush

Water Pik

An Unbalanced Washing Machine

A Vibrating Neck Massager

A Rocking Chair with one heel tucked under the good spot.


*Just a POV.

 

[Guest]

Now we're hitting enter between "sentences". Well, that's progress.

I already said I'm starting to feel better.

 

[Problem Child]

I already said I'm starting to feel better.

Good for you.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Lost Cause, I'm shocked you didn't mention the seat of a moving cycle!

Vrrrroooooom!

 

[Guest]

Re: Green Tea......

A tight stream from a showerhead.

Auto-eroticism

Porn

Various garden vegetables

Meditation

Electric Toothbrush

Water Pik

An Unbalanced Washing Machine

A Vibrating Neck Massager

A Rocking Chair with one heel tucked under the good spot.


*Just a POV.

The mindfucking I get here at Lit will suffice for now but thanks for the concern.

 

[KillerMuffin]

where's fucking km

I was fucking.

Why?

 

[Guest]

I was fucking.

Why?

i knew you'd like my punctuation style

 

[KillerMuffin]

It was lovely.

*sighs dreamily*

 

[sch00lteacher]

If you can't read it, then why are you compelled to make a negative comment on it?

Sometimes I wonder about this place, and some of the people that come here.

All you had to do was close the damn page and move on.

 

[April]

Have you thought of going away by yourself for a weekend? Often it helps to tell the fuckwit family to piss off for a few days. Especially fuckwit husbands.


What a bunch of uncaring hostile people. No wonder people have to post unregistered around here to vent their personal problems. Pack of wild dogs indeed.

 

[estevie]

If you can't read it, then why are you compelled to make a negative comment on it?

Sometimes I wonder about this place, and some of the people that come here.

All you had to do was close the damn page and move on.

Where is the fun in that?

Anyway, I'm glad you are feeling better, unreg. Sometimes a good rant is all it takes!

 

[Angel]

Okay, so I noticed that most of the people who felt compelled to bitch at everyone who was making a big deal out of the unreadability of Unregistered's first post commented didn't exactly take the time to stop and give advice to Unregistered either.

Oh wait, I forgot, bitching about the big meanies overshadows your incredible ability to be kind and compassionate while you condemn others for their lack of that ability.