Lurkers, how's it going?

[NoJo]

Done your Xmas shopping yet?

(shh, quietly now, they'll come out, one by one...)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm done with my shopping. This is what I got for you.

 

[Liar]

I'm done with my shopping. This is what I got for you.

I love it that they point out that its new. Would you buy a used one?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I love it that they point out that its new. Would you buy a used one?

Um no, no matter who used it.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Lurking quietly....

You're not supposed to know that I'm here...afterall...I am lurking...and yes, all my shopping is done...except for your gift...you never told me exactly what it was you wanted...

Brian
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[McKenna]

You're not supposed to know that I'm here...afterall...I am lurking...and yes, all my shopping is done...except for your gift...you never told me exactly what it was you wanted...

Brian
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I think you should keep posting. You show potential.

 

[sophia jane]

I think you should keep posting. You show potential.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing around here?

 

[McKenna]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing around here?

Hmmm... good question.

Now shhh, let's not scare him away. Fresh meat and all that...

 

[sophia jane]

Hmmm... good question.

Now shhh, let's not scare him away. Fresh meat and all that...

Oh right. So we try to act...boring?

 

[McKenna]

Oh right. So we try to act...boring?

No, no. We lure them in and then *POUNCE*! Didn't you get the memo?

 

[LadyAria]

I'm not lurking, but I'm done shopping.

 

[BigAndTall]

Nope!

 

[sophia jane]

No, no. We lure them in and then *POUNCE*! Didn't you get the memo?

I never get the memos.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

You weren't supposed to see me...

...I was lurking, you weren't supposed to notice. Maybe it's because I lost my virgin status today, my mantle of invisiblility could be wearing out, I wonder what batteries I need...

Brian
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[An Awful Cad]

I've been lurking around the mall, but I can't seem commit to any purchases.

 

[NoJo]

I'm done with my shopping. This is what I got for you.

I'm surprised they had them in my size.

 

[arienette]

I'm hardly a lurker at all, but I haven't even started my Christmas shopping.

 

[MnRider]

I have done a bit of shopping on-line, but I really hate the mall. There's a long line of little kids all lined up to sit a some dirty old man's lap and whisper in his ear. I really wonder what the hell is up with that!

And to top it off, he had a bunch of horny girls and boys dressed up all in green with funny shoes and pointy ears keeping them in line and flashing lights at 'em... Scary...

Plus, there is this big tree with lots of stuff under it, but when I tried to pick up a couple of things I thought I might like, a bunch of those damn little people dressed in green chased me halfway down the mall!! Lucky for me. those funny green shoes seem to slow them down a bit when we hit the snow.

Besides I have a few more days before Christmas, whats the real hurry?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm surprised they had them in my size.

Tall?
LOL.

 

[JRaven]

Um no, no matter who used it.

I might, if he was still in them!

 

[AppleBiter]

Done your Xmas shopping yet?

(shh, quietly now, they'll come out, one by one...)

It's not finished, no. I'm a lazy bitch, this year.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I might, if he was still in them!

Well of course I would buy them then.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Squeak...squeak...squeak....

...lurking was easier before I got these new shoes...

Brian
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