lubrication while masturbating

hot n horny32

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I was wondering if any of you knew of any household items that could be used as lubricant while masturbating? Could one use Vaseline, baby oil, or scented lotion?
 
My boyfriend was desperate one night to have phone sex with me (I was 1,000 miles away) and he had run out of lube so he went in the kitchen and got some olive oil. I know hes used hair gel and liquid soap.
 
SexxxySabs said:
My boyfriend was desperate one night to have phone sex with me (I was 1,000 miles away) and he had run out of lube so he went in the kitchen and got some olive oil. I know hes used hair gel and liquid soap.
jesus! I don't need any lube at all ...
 
3 in 1 oil..........

I suppose you can use any condiment that is slippery, or provides tactile stimulus.
Do people still use Crisco, or nowadays just use Pam?
 
Re: 3 in 1 oil..........

Lost Cause said:
I suppose you can use any condiment that is slippery, or provides tactile stimulus.
Do people still use Crisco, or nowadays just use Pam?


*giggle*

I have a mental image of men spraying down their bits with Pam. :D


Hot - I'm sure you know that whatever you use, that isn't specifically for lubing your personal bits, to be careful around the tip. Owie!
 
SexxxySabs said:
My boyfriend was desperate one night to have phone sex with me (I was 1,000 miles away) and he had run out of lube so he went in the kitchen and got some olive oil. I know hes used hair gel and liquid soap.

Hair gel? All the hair gel I've ever seen is sticky.. I can't imagine it makes a good lubricant.
 
hot n horny32 said:
I was wondering if any of you knew of any household items that could be used as lubricant while masturbating? Could one use Vaseline, baby oil, or scented lotion?

Absolutely not. It's a known fact that these substances cause hair growth on your palms and, if absorbed too often into the skin, cause blindness.

Where do you think those myths came from in the first place? Thank God you asked before any permanent damage was done. Good thinking.

No. Really.
 
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sunstruck said:
Absolutely not. It's a known fact that these substances cause hair growth on your palms and, if absorbed too often into the skin, cause blindness.

Where do you think those myths came from in the first place? Thank God you asked before any permanent damage was done. Good thinking.

No. Really.

another needless masturbation maiming thwarted.

you deserve a gold star. in fact, i'll give you two, and you can wear them like pasties.
:D
 
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honeylick said:
another needless masturbation maiming thwarted.

you deserve a gold star. in fact, i'll give you two, and you can wear them like pasties.
:D

Just another day in the life of a Lit Superhero M'am. :D
 
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sunstruck said:
Just another day in the life of a Lit Superhero M'am. :D

i can see it now.

a reality series.


sunny, the masturbation lit-superhero, with the amazing erotic gold star pasties. cumming to a monitor near you.

it's gonna be big. big i tell you!
 
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honeylick said:
i can see it now.

a reality series.


sunny, the masturbation lit-superhero, with the amazing erotic gold star pasties. cumming to a monitor near you.

it's gonna be big. big i tell you!

They had something like that when I was a kid...

It was called Wonder Woman...

Man...i hit puberty with a vengeance watching that show...
 
LOL And on that note I'm taking my super ass to bed. I've got to be up in 5 hours for a meeting of the Justice League. We're gonna have a nosh and a giggle over George W's latest letter begging admitance. He seems to think using the phrase "evil doers" over and over makes him Captin America. Ain't gonna happen.

Night Honey. :kiss:
 
sunstruck said:
LOL And on that note I'm taking my super ass to bed. I've got to be up in 5 hours for a meeting of the Justice League. We're gonna have a nosh and a giggle over George W's latest letter begging admitance. He seems to think using the phrase "evil doers" over and over makes him Captin America. Ain't gonna happen.

Night Honey. :kiss:

g'night, you wonder of a woman.
 
1/4-1/3 mixture Astroglide and lite baby oil is very slippery.

It is also easier to clean up.

Leaves the skin soft too...even after showering!:D
 
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