Lt. Dan doesn't have much of a right arm, either

[CHNOPS]

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=21489281

 

[IndieSnob]

I see what you did there.

 

[CHNOPS]

I hate those scenes in movies where two never-touched-a-baseball-in-their-lives actors play catch, and the camera comes in real close so you can't see their chicken arm, and YOU CAN STILL TELL THEY CAN'T THROW, so badly do they throw.

I seem to remember Gary Sinise in one of those scenes.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

But you can't even tell he has artificial legs.

 

[neci]

he has quite the booty. i've never really noticed before.

 

[Disgustipated]

Johnny said he's never thrown a baseball. This makes a lot of sense.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny said he's never thrown a baseball. This makes a lot of sense.

he has quite the booty. i've never really noticed before.

Thank you

 

[IndieSnob]

Thank you

You took the context of it wrong.

She meant you looked like a big ass, not that you have one.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You took the context of it wrong.

She meant you looked like a big ass, not that you have one.

Link?

 

[IndieSnob]

Link?

Google it, twit.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Google it, twit.

Sorry, I don't have the interwebs.

 

[IndieSnob]

Sorry, I don't have the interwebs.

Yeah. I forgot you were stuck in the blackberry days.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Yeah. I forgot you were stuck in the blackberry days.

That's what all men of commerce use.

 

[girlsmiley]

That's what all men of commerce use.

liars never prosper.

 

[osprey44]

liars never prosper.

And those who prosper never lie?

 

[KRCummings]

Johnny said he's never thrown a baseball. This makes a lot of sense.

That's weird because just the other day I was talking to someone and I said that one of the things that every American does at some point in their life is play baseball. No matter who you are or where you live in this country, at some time you will play at the very least a simple version of the game.
It appears that Johnny has proven me wrong. Now he must die.

 

[pink]

Now that is pressure, throwing out the first pitch.

 

[IndieSnob]

That's weird because just the other day I was talking to someone and I said that one of the things that every American does at some point in their life is play baseball. No matter who you are or where you live in this country, at some time you will play at the very least a simple version of the game.
It appears that Johnny has proven me wrong. Now he must die.

Johnny was born in Kenya.

 

[KRCummings]

Johnny was born in Kenya.

I knew we should have checked his birth certificate before letting him join Lit.