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[silverwhisper]

OK, something i found while shopping for bras last week that i thought was kinda funny. :>

ed

 

[EJFan]

i think i once say a similar product called "nippless" once upon a time.

 

[silverwhisper]

yeah, but i bet their tagline wasn't quite as catchy. :>

ed

 

[EJFan]

yeah, but i bet their tagline wasn't quite as catchy. :>

ed

doubt it. lol.

the best tag line i ever saw was on a package of camo-colored condoms. "never let 'em see ya cummin'."

 

[Straight-8]

Wow, why would sucha product exist? Are they trying to take all fun out of life?!

 

[bisexplicit]

1) There are women whose nipples are /always/ hard, it can be an embarassing problem.

2) Why were you shopping for bras, ed? Need a little extra support?

 

[wicked woman]

2) Why were you shopping for bras, ed? Need a little extra support?

My question too. I wondered if he was jealous of the corset man.

 

[EJFan]

My question too. I wondered if he was jealous of the corset man.

didn't you know? they're the DDynamic DDuo... corset man and bra boy.

 

[bobsgirl]

didn't you know? they're the DDynamic DDuo... corset man and bra boy.

With their trusty side-kick the amazing Shrinking PeePee?

 

[Quoll]

With their trusty side-kick the amazing Shrinking PeePee?

No no, it's The Scarlet Scrotum.

 

[EJFan]

With their trusty side-kick the amazing Shrinking PeePee?

No no, it's The Scarlet Scrotum.

actually, this is the duo's secret weapon. it has incredible powers to subdue even the most hardened criminal.

 

[Denae]

actually, this is the duo's secret weapon. it has incredible powers to subdue even the most hardened criminal.

...because it knows all about soft?

 

[EJFan]

...because it knows all about soft?

even more than the little snuggle bear.

 

[australwind]

Products like these must have come about as a result of the big problems with classification of early prime time tv programmes.... in order to get the right rating for your show, you couldn't have anything of an overtly sexual nature showing.

In the trade, the condition was known as tit fault. In the 70's the make up artist would resort to using bandaids or elastoplast .... very painful for the girl concerned! Standards have changed nowadays and the makeup artists have a far greater collection of appropriate means by which they can disguise the offending articles if it's considered necessary!

Personally, years back, I was taking part in an onlocation shoot in the country.... the country was meant to be hot steamy jungle and the lead was dressed in a tight tshirt .... It was actually freezing bloody cold and she wore nothing under the T... she was certainly on high beam! As her character was meant to be a nun, it was felt that she shouldn't be quite so upstanding; so the call was put out to remedy the titfault.... do you think any one had anything suitable available?


There were lots of offers to warm her up, though!

 

[EJFan]

Products like these must have come about as a result of the big problems with classification of early prime time tv programmes.... in order to get the right rating for your show, you couldn't have anything of an overtly sexual nature showing.

In the trade, the condition was known as tit fault. In the 70's the make up artist would resort to using bandaids or elastoplast .... very painful for the girl concerned! Standards have changed nowadays and the makeup artists have a far greater collection of appropriate means by which they can disguise the offending articles if it's considered necessary!

Personally, years back, I was taking part in an onlocation shoot in the country.... the country was meant to be hot steamy jungle and the lead was dressed in a tight tshirt .... It was actually freezing bloody cold and she wore nothing under the T... she was certainly on high beam! As her character was meant to be a nun, it was felt that she shouldn't be quite so upstanding; so the call was put out to remedy the titfault.... do you think any one had anything suitable available?


There were lots of offers to warm her up, though!

haven't seen you around here in a while... how ya been? glad to see you back (or were you just hiding in other corners of lit?).

 

[australwind]

haven't seen you around here in a while... how ya been? glad to see you back (or were you just hiding in other corners of lit?).

Thanks, EJ...... I've been fine.... busy...and away with work as I am at this time of the year.

I have popped into some other parts of Lit and have lurked on the odd occassion around here....thought that I would manage to sneak in while no one was watching, but I got caught!

 

[EJFan]

....thought that I would manage to sneak in while no one was watching, but I got caught!

thanks to my powers of observativenesshoodity.

 

[australwind]

thanks to my powers of observativenesshoodity.

Well, I must admit to not having donned my sneakyslippers so I deserved to be noticed!


What's been happenin' the EJ's world, then? Anything exciting?

 

[silverwhisper]

bi: while i'm kinda amused by the tales of bra boy and corset guy and sidekick scarlet scrotum, i wrote about it in the isolated blurts thread: i had to go out last week and buy $840 worth of bras in saks.

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[wicked woman]

bi: while i'm kinda amused by the tales of bra boy and corset guy and sidekick scarlet scrotum, i wrote about it in the isolated blurts thread: i had to go out last week and buy $840 worth of bras in saks.

ed

Damn I'm envious...should give you the link to the lingerie lounge for you to post pics.

 

[silverwhisper]

don't be envious: it's not like the shopping was for me. :>

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

don't be envious: it's not like the shopping was for me. :>

ed

You had to go and ruin my fantasy, didn't you?

 

[silverwhisper]

sorry to disappoint, the tranny silver show is indefinitely on hiatus w/out having aired a single episode. :>

ed

 

[EJFan]

bi: while i'm kinda amused by the tales of bra boy and corset guy and sidekick scarlet scrotum, i wrote about it in the isolated blurts thread:

ed... you're a writer... why not turn this into a sci-fi erotica tale.

i had to go out last week and buy $840 worth of bras in saks.

you'd think that for 840 bucks they'd give you a proper bag instead of just a sak.