Love the anonymity

[Agingras]

I was just thinking about the joy of being anonymous on these boards. For instance, I was in traffic and looking at the people around me. That cute brunette in the car to my right, I wonder if she's posting stories or otherwise on these boards. Or the choir director at church, does she get herself off on a story? Do the women jogging down the sidewalk go home and shower together? Does the checkout girl at the grocery store sleep naked? The anonymity makes all these fantasies come true.

OK now you all can crucify my sentimentalism. It's like a fart in church, you all know it's there and wish it goes away fast.

 

[hogjack]

You are a sick, twisted fuck.

And there is no anonymity you stupid bastard. You can be traced back through your very peculiar porn choices.

 

[blobfish]

I was just thinking about the joy of being anonymous on these boards. For instance, I was in traffic and looking at the people around me. That cute brunette in the car to my right, I wonder if she's posting stories or otherwise on these boards. Or the choir director at church, does she get herself off on a story? Do the women jogging down the sidewalk go home and shower together? Does the checkout girl at the grocery store sleep naked? The anonymity makes all these fantasies come true.

OK now you all can crucify my sentimentalism. It's like a fart in church, you all know it's there and wish it goes away fast.

The people you described are all women. They couldn't possibly be members here.

 

[Tryharder62]

The church choir director thing....well....

 

[Bert Notorius]

I was just thinking about the joy of being anonymous on these boards. For instance, I was in traffic and looking at the people around me. That cute brunette in the car to my right, I wonder if she's posting stories or otherwise on these boards. Or the choir director at church, does she get herself off on a story? Do the women jogging down the sidewalk go home and shower together? Does the checkout girl at the grocery store sleep naked? The anonymity makes all these fantasies come true.

OK now you all can crucify my sentimentalism. It's like a fart in church, you all know it's there and wish it goes away fast.

ken....?

 

[KRCummings]

We're supposed to be anonymous? Well fuck, now somebody tells me.

 

[bronzeage]

We're supposed to be anonymous? Well fuck, now somebody tells me.

It's much more fun to be non-anonymous. It scares the fuck out of people.

 

[Tryharder62]

Hi, I'm Tryharder and I read porn.

Keep coming back it works when you work it.

 

[Agingras]

Could have described men, but . . .

The people you described are all women. They couldn't possibly be members here.

Men are so predictable. Insert nearly any man you know into each of my scenarios (maybe not the joggers) and you'd have 90% of the male population, add the joggers to incorporate the gay population and you have all 100%. So I described women, the more sophisticated of our species.

Oh well we're only human.

So the crucifixion can continue . . .

 

[blobfish]

Men are so predictable. Insert nearly any man you know into each of my scenarios (maybe not the joggers) and you'd have 90% of the male population, add the joggers to incorporate the gay population and you have all 100%. So I described women, the more sophisticated of our species.

Oh well we're only human.

So the crucifixion can continue . . .

Oh, the "cute brunette" and the check-out girl were men. Noted.

 

[LicentiousLady]

I sing in the church choir...does that count?

 

[Tryharder62]

I sing in the church choir...does that count?

Yes, but I guess we're not suppose to fart.

 

[bronzeage]

I sing in the church choir...does that count?

Sopranos only.

 

[thør]

I sing in the church choir...does that count?

What do you wear under the choir robe?

 

[LicentiousLady]

I'm a mezzo-soprano. My range is amazing...

And under the robes? Well, that depends on the Sunday.

 

[tactful]

I was just thinking about the joy of being anonymous on these boards. For instance, I was in traffic and looking at the people around me. That cute brunette in the car to my right, I wonder if she's posting stories or otherwise on these boards. Or the choir director at church, does she get herself off on a story? Do the women jogging down the sidewalk go home and shower together? Does the checkout girl at the grocery store sleep naked? The anonymity makes all these fantasies come true.

OK now you all can crucify my sentimentalism. It's like a fart in church, you all know it's there and wish it goes away fast.

You're more of a anomalous type, I would say.