Love for Laurel

seXieleXie

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i :heart: literotica's very own kitty momma.

she's so damn cool. she's smart, she's tough, she's caring, she's generous. she's gorgeous, she's sweet, she's real. she's given us this awesome site. she sloggs through more porn than i ever thought humanly possible on a daily basis, and she keeps up an attitude that never fails to make me smile.

she runs this board but she doesn't rule it. she doesn't censor the fuckwads who are mean to her. she doesn't let her personal experiances or political affiliations dictate what can or cannot be posted here.

i wish i were 1/10th as all around awesome as she is and i just thought she should know how highly i think of her.

oh yeah, and i want in her panties.

so, who else loves the laurel? tell me, or i'll sick the killer kitty on you
 
I too am a Laurel fan girl. For pretty much the same reasons.

However, since I'm kind of a freak, my tribute will probably offend someone with their panties in a wad. Makes you think, though.

Okay, it doesn't make me think. It just makes me giggle.
 
Laurel seems to have infinite wisdom. She'll come into a fight and post something that makes everyone say "Oh, yeah, this *is* pretty fucking stupid."

And she's damn funny, but she never has to put other people down to do it.

She owns this website, and she actually interracts with her 'customers'. Most places don't have that, you have to email your complaints/compliments/tiffs to some unknown enigma of a moderator.

Laurel's so cool.

:)

(Keep that feral feline back! Back I say!)

:D
 
Beware fluffy kittens! They're more organized and dangerous than you'd think! ;)
 
Laurel is the bomb-diggity.

(Yes, I said "bomb-diggity. Stop looking at me funny.)

If I were her I would have ripped so many new assholes around here that people would start wearing chastity belts to Lit just to protect themselves.

Her patience is amazing. Her stance on free speech is constant.



Oh, yeah... And she's fuckin' funny as hell.

:D
 
alexandraaah said:
Eh, I guess she's "okay."

Get outta my brain! I was going to post exactly that.

'cept, I was going to add "if you're into that."
 
*Runs up, hugs alexandraaah, smiles, winks, and runs away*
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
another victim falls to a hug attack
 
Laurel said:
*blushes and runs under the couch*

LMAO Laurel you wuss!! :p

Stand and recieve your tribute damnit!!

I am too a Laurel Fan. A sweet beautiful woman, who cant hit for shit :p

yes I have been one of the few from this board that Laurel actually hit for being a smart ass LOL And it didnt hurt at all, nope nope.
Anyway Humbly bow your head for the Kitty Mamma absolute and first true lit-deity.
Now bow your heads heretics!! ;)
 
Are we supposed ti literally love laurel, or just worship from afar.

If we can get close, I want to stroke her hair.
 
I like Laurel cause she smells like Carrot Cake...
 
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