I'm telling you -- I'm coining it now --- WWI was the "War to End All Wars", WWII was "The Good War", Vietnam was "The Living Room War", The Gulf War was "The CNN War", and the War on Terrorism will be known as "The Internet War".
It probably helps to know that LC was in a TNT (Terrorist Neutralization Team) in the AF, and a Cav Scout in the Army Reserves - so he tends to think along those lines.