Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Oral Sex Again

[Lord Pmann]

I was having a discussion this week with someone about a subject we all want to know more about- oral sex. The discussion was, who has it easier, dick suckers or pussy lickers? Neither of us have oral sex to our respective sex, only the opposite sex.

My position was that a vagina is a bit more intricate and difficult to oral. @Sweet_b19 took the position that a cock was more difficult to oral.

What say you? Some of you have obviously done both. Some of us have just done one. Most of you have done neither.

Tell us your experiences and theories.

 

[Photog1rl]

This sentence is one of the least sexy sentences I’ve ever read.

vagina is a bit more intricate and difficult to oral

But I’d like to try to answer your question,
I am having a hard time figuring out exactly what you’re asking in this Pmann. What does to oral mean? Are you asking who has to work harder or if it is more difficult to make someone with a penis or with a vagina orgasm? What about the work reward balance, does that play into the discussion? Is it harder work but the reward is better or are we looking for who has it easier?

 

[lavendersilk]

I personally think, (depending on the size of the cock) that having something fill up your mouth almost completely and possibly down your throat, (even if you have been blessed with no gag reflex) can feel a little awkward the first few times.

Where as... to perform oral sex on a vagina (no matter how thick the folds are) it is easier to find the clit and stimulate it without having to completely suck it down your throat.

So... I think performing oral on a vagina is easier than on a cock.

This is a nuanced question though and everyone likes different techniques and no two sexual organs are exactly alike.

 

[Idpthrtonmykneesinpanties]

I was having a discussion this week with someone about a subject we all want to know more about- oral sex. The discussion was, who has it easier, dick suckers or pussy lickers? Neither of us have oral sex to our respective sex, only the opposite sex.

My position was that a vagina is a bit more intricate and difficult to oral. @Sweet_b19 took the position that a cock was more difficult to oral.

What say you? Some of you have obviously done both. Some of us have just done one. Most of you have done neither.

Tell us your experiences and theories.

I get so turned on by using my mouth to make a person achieve orgasm. Man or woman. When either sex gets to the point of no return they grab your head in their hands to take control of said orgasm the only difference is a guy will hold your head and bury his cock to the back of your throat to shoot the first gob of cum down your throat then they will either pull it out of your mouth for the second gob and shoot it on your face or they will just continue to fuck your mouth until their balls are drained. A woman will rub her dripping pussy back and forth across your face as they cum and occasionally they will want a couple of fingers in their ass or will want you to immediately shove your cock in their ass and fuck them into another orgasm. To me it is the ultimate experience to service a pussy or a cock with your mouth!

 

[Lord Pmann]

This sentence is one of the least sexy sentences I’ve ever read.

Are you saying you don’t like my dirty talk? I’ve taken your name off the waiting list.

But I’d like to try to answer your question,
I am having a hard time figuring out exactly what you’re asking in this Pmann. What does to oral mean? Are you asking who has to work harder or if it is more difficult to make someone with a penis or with a vagina orgasm? What about the work reward balance, does that play into the discussion? Is it harder work but the reward is better or are we looking for who has it easier?

All these are good questions. It’s an open ended discussion. Please address all of your questions.

I guess I am seeing it from two possible angles.

1. Let’s say you’re giving oral for 20 minutes. Would it be easier to lick a pussy or a suck a dick for those 20 minutes?

2. Would it be easier to make a dick cum from oral or a pussy cum from oral?

 

[deft]

What’s “oral”?

 

[Cat]

What’s “oral”?

... Do not know, but it sounds difficult...

- Do you think we could win a prize if we tried it?

 

[deft]

... Do not know, but it sounds difficult...

- Do you think we could win a prize if we tried it?

We should definitely try… I mean, trying is half the fun, right?

 

[Cat]

We should definitely try… I mean, trying is half the fun, right?

I do not know.. it sounds awfully complicated!

Like, do I need a manual?
And will there be a prize for trying?
Oh, but more importantly.. do I need to feel sorry for us, for taking up such a hard and intricate task?!

.... I have so many questions!!

 

[deft]

I do not know.. it sounds awfully complicated!

Like, do I need a manual?
And will there be a prize for trying?
Oh, but more importantly.. do I need to feel sorry for us, for taking up such a hard and intricate task?!

.... I have so many questions!!

I think any hard task is worth doing… and there is a lot of satisfaction in perfecting especially intricate tasks… especially if there’s a prize for both of us!

We don’t need a manual, I guess? Just experimentation?

 

[Cat]

I think any hard task is worth doing… and there is a lot of satisfaction in perfecting especially intricate tasks… especially if there’s a prize for both of us!

We don’t need a manual, I guess? Just experimentation?

Ey.. wait.. juuuuust a second, are you saying that there are no losers, but only winners?!

.... But, what is the big deal then, phew!! Seriously, I was all ready to feel sorry for myself and everyone else.

 

[deft]

Ey.. wait.. juuuuust a second, are you saying that there are no losers, but only winners?!

.... But, what is the big deal then, phew!! Seriously, I was all ready to feel sorry for myself and everyone else.

I think everbody wins… and then, once we have it perfected, we can let other people watch us, to develop their own skills? And maybe they could give us prizes to say thank you?

 

[Cat]

I think everbody wins… and then, once we have it perfected, we can let other people watch us, to develop their own skills? And maybe they could give us prizes to say thank you?

Aaahh!! As a kind of community fair?! You know me, I like those.. oh, yeah.. so I may not really be a people's person, but fun and games mixed with learning has always been a good way to spend some time.

Still, I might prefer to watch.

 

[deft]

Aaahh!! As a kind of community fair?! You know me, I like those.. oh, yeah.. so I may not really be a people's person, but fun and games mixed with learning has always been a good way to spend some time.

Still, I might prefer to watch.

Yes! A gathering of people interested in learning and experimenting and getting the most fun prizes!

And surely those just watching could find a way to join in with the games, somehow?

 

[EvaLane]

Most of you have done neither.

Tell us your experiences and theories.

Hahaha.. well.. I mean, you asked for it.

If a man needs more than 20 minutes of direct dick stimulation with a partner, he might need to take a step back and, y’know, reset the stage.

If a woman needs more than 20 minutes of direct clit stimulation… I’m still thinking he needs to pause and reevaluate wherever he thinks he was licking

But ok.

1. Let’s say you’re giving oral for 20 minutes. Would it be easier to lick a pussy or a suck a dick for those 20 minutes?

I mean, for me? Both would be easy, I’ve got that elite tier, tease and please skillset, obviously.

Buttttt

Men are just… easier, not simpler, exactly. Easier to perform for. It’s often less about technique and more about the show. The willingness to become a version of yourself that only they get to see.

Whereas with women, well, at least for me, the ones who’ve actually made me cum from oral have had to get inside me not just physically, but mentally. They had to adapt, respond, build something from scratch.

So yeaaaa, men? I’m the messy little art installation. Just insert desire here

Women? They need architects with patience and a blueprint custom to them.

2. Would it be easier to make a dick cum from oral or a pussy cum from oral?

This is starting to feel like satire…

 

[munch2much]

I asked this exact question of a girlfriend once, and she said “uff gmp blop ump frff“

 

[deft]

Whereas with women, well, at least for me, the ones who’ve actually made me cum from oral have had to get inside me not just physically, but mentally. They had to adapt, respond, build something from scratch.

This was the standout passage, for me

 

[hotwords229_A]

Men are just… easier, not simpler, exactly. Easier to perform for. It’s often less about technique and more about the show. The willingness to become a version of yourself that only they get to see.

Whereas with women, well, at least for me, the ones who’ve actually made me cum from oral have had to get inside me not just physically, but mentally. They had to adapt, respond, build something from scratch.

These words could count as oral.

 

[Lord Pmann]

- Do you think we could win a prize if we tried it?

I am offering a prize of free yogurt if you want to try.

 

[Cat]

I am offering a prize of free yogurt if you want to try.

... Vegan?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I personally think, (depending on the size of the cock) that having something fill up your mouth almost completely and possibly down your throat, (even if you have been blessed with no gag reflex) can feel a little awkward the first few times.

This does seem tough. But a penis does let you know it's intent. It's very forward. There is zero mystery with a penis. Hell, some cocks just need a sideways look and they'll cum immediately. Not me. Mine only cums after the appropriate amount of time and stimulation.

But the vagina...

Where as... to perform oral sex on a vagina (no matter how thick the folds are) it is easier to find the clit and stimulate it without having to completely suck it down your throat.

The vagina is more difficult. The clit is tricky and elusive, like the Yeti. Sure we've all heard stories about it. But has anyone ACTUALLY seen a clit? I didn't think so.

 

[Lord Pmann]

... Vegan?

I am snipped, so yes.

 

[Cat]

I am snipped, so yes.

F.ck you! You made me laugh so much!!!

Touché, I bow down.

 

[hotwords229_A]

To approach this a little more scientifically, we may need a blind taste test at the local Glory Hole.

If you took 100 men and 100 women to a glory hole, all on the being serviced side, what number of them would get off?

Men, I’m guessing 95%.
Women, much tougher to guess. Without the emotional connection and mental stimulation, is it closer to 60%, 40%?

 

[velona]

To approach this a little more scientifically, we may need a blind taste test at the local Glory Hole.

If you took 100 men and 100 women to a glory hole, all on the being serviced side, what number of them would get off?

Men, I’m guessing 95%.
Women, much tougher to guess. Without the emotional connection and mental stimulation, is it closer to 60%, 40%?

I mean there would be a massive confirmation bias if you are starting with women who are willing to go to a glory hole type situation to be serviced…