Lord Pmann and his extra curriculars

[alwaysaway]

Does she have sticky fingers now?

… and a fork to each eye.

 

[alwaysaway]

Lots of people are closet watermelon fuckers.

I've had numerous debates with @alwaysaway over the proper way to fuck a watermelon. She finally came around to my way of thinking, after numerous demonstrations.

Yet still not the weirdest thing I’ve watched you do.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yet still not the weirdest thing I’ve watched you do.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0HluKLonblTf8ili/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b95244f7d6abc86f1257fa46bfbf7f3962cd27659a9e&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

 

[alwaysaway]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0HluKLonblTf8ili/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b95244f7d6abc86f1257fa46bfbf7f3962cd27659a9e&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

If there was a gif that accurately depicted what I looked like whilst on video with @Lord Pmann, this is it.

My hair though; much better.

 

[Apisto42]

Lots of people are closet watermelon fuckers.

I've had numerous debates with @alwaysaway over the proper way to fuck a watermelon. She finally came around to my way of thinking, after numerous demonstrations.

What about the cantaloupe fuckers? I thought we addressed this question years ago?

To each their own I suppose. Personally I find loupes to be a firmer fuck.

 

[Dribble]

Lol. Pmann was my first friend in this place

Welcome to the inner circle of the weirdest friendship I've ever had

You could do far worse.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You could do far worse.

Ain't that the truth?

The few friends I've taken off lit have been great. It was interesting to learn how many people were surprised he and I are friends today we're kinda like George W and Ellen, so I get it, but hilarious that people hadn't encountered these threads earlier.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

. Personally I find loupes to be a firmer fuck.

I cannot tell you how confusing this is to someone who wears loupes for work...

I was imagining just how small your sloth was for that to even be in the realm of comprehension

Fuck my literal brain to hell. How many crushes have I ruined on accident because I missed the entendre

 

[Apisto42]

I cannot tell you how confusing this is to someone who wears loupes for work...

I was imagining just how small your sloth was for that to even be in the realm of comprehension

Fuck my literal brain to hell. How many crushes have I ruined on accident because I missed the entendre

Well, let me just hang down from this tree and you can make a search for it…

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well, let me just hang down from this tree and you can make a search for it…

Grabs my loupes
(Damn, I wish I had a pair at home. I would've posted a photo of that)

 

[Apisto42]

Grabs my loupes
(Damn, I wish I had a pair at home. I would've posted a photo of that)

A photo of a loupes between your tatas would be a great addition to this thread.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Alright, @Apisto42 : found a microscope. Show me what you've got

 

[aussiegeekygal]

A photo of a loupes between your tatas would be a great addition to this thread.

No it wouldn't. The whole point of this thread is to cock punch pmann for derailing my threads.

But I suppose I could get him hard first.

I get it. I'm coming around to the idea

 

[Apisto42]

Alright, @Apisto42 : found a microscope. Show me what you've got

You should probably use an electron scope. Just a suggestion.

No it wouldn't. The whole point of this thread is to cock punch pmann for derailing my threads.

But I suppose I could get him hard first.

I get it. I'm coming around to the idea

CBT usually involves a bit of arousal right?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I wish I had one of those just lying around.

I kid you not that I do have a spectrometer in the closet to measure gas exchange. I could figure out the strength of your erection with that #forscience

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Weird. I thought this attention whore only made threads with his own bitch name in title.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Might fuck around and push a cuckhold‘s buttons tonight , or light a cherry bomb hahaha. While eating Cheetos no less….

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Might fuck around and push a cuckhold‘s buttons tonight , or light a cherry bomb hahaha. While eating Cheetos no less….

Might fuck around and try to be original no less. As you were bitch.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Isn't there a King Bitch Fight Club thread for this nonsense?

Unless you're dick punching. That's allowed.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Bazinga , thread hijacking wiener face Mo

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Isn't there a King Bitch Fight Club thread for this nonsense?

Unless you're dick punching. That's allowed.

Yeah sure and made by King Bitch. Fuck him.

 

[Apisto42]

I tried Dick punching once. Fucker pressed charges.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I tried Dick punching once. Fucker pressed charges.

You punched him whilst fucking? Rude!

 

[Lord Pmann]

If there was a gif that accurately depicted what I looked like whilst on video with @Lord Pmann, this is it.

My hair though; much better.

Your hair is much better. Your flybacks are way larger.

What about the cantaloupe fuckers? I thought we addressed this question years ago?

To each their own I suppose. Personally I find loupes to be a firmer fuck.

I equate loupe fucking to be more like "lg" fucking. Not quite my thing.

You could do far worse.

Thank you, Dribble. It's nice to have a fan.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Yeah sure and made by King Bitch. Fuck him.

I don’t have a fucking clue who this dude is Just for the record. Just Ben has a stick figure avatar and is a cool dude. If you have beef with this fucker I could care less. Fuck him

Your still a pussy , but let’s be clear , I don’t give a fuck about your beefs with other motherfuckers.

Bitch !!!!