Lord Pmann and his extra curriculars

[Lord Pmann]

Clearly, there is some backstory here that I have missed. This thread scared me.

The backstory is that apparently a lot of people want to punch me in the dick. And this makes me sad.

My dick doesn't like being punched. It likes being caressed and loved on.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oi, Pmann...

I have something for you


http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw3lkzDx4f1qzvqipo1_500.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Pmann complains that noone will fuck him

Here:

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i60/5/5/29/frabz-Ill-punch-you-in-the-dick-With-my-mouth-dfde36.jpg

I kid, I kid. I don't "do" head.

 

[Suz_anne]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! ^^^^ She's back. ^^^^

And for Pmann….
https://media.giphy.com/media/ejlCA8SCcCRVe/giphy.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Welcome back, Pmann

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0c30409ec609ba02f24e1b0a4666254d/tumblr_mr2203bcDx1qkzh2zo1_400.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

I sure get picked on around here.

 

[ydahecnot]

There you go: the get-picked-on clique

 

[tolyk]

There you go: the get-picked-on clique

That... Is perfect

 

[aussiegeekygal]

There you go: the get-picked-on clique

Done!

https://66.media.tumblr.com/d0a17af62828ae6b9a016b12f6a9452d/tumblr_o01rszu7CE1qzoc48o2_250.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

There you go: the get-picked-on clique

No way. I’d be lumped in with some of those whiners with thin skin. I’d rather put my dick in a clamp.

 

[ydahecnot]

But you always want to put your dick in a clamp

 

[aussiegeekygal]

No way. I’d be lumped in with some of those whiners with thin skin. I’d rather put my dick in a clamp.

You make this too fucking easy

https://66.media.tumblr.com/bdc757523311f7dab846c2a3aa5debdc/tumblr_inline_p2gbbcPcC11uqaxr1_540.png

 

[DeckardNYC]

Funny, everytime I see "Lord Pmann" written out I think of Lord Varys on GoT. You know...the eunch.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Funny, everytime I see "Lord Pmann" written out I think of Lord Varys on GoT. You know...the eunch.

Same thing

 

[hotwords229_A]

Only in the sense that Pmann keeps talking about a dick punching in other threads. To save home time, I consolidated his focus to a single place

https://66.media.tumblr.com/47e4c314548fb878b6bdddeec7be88c9/tumblr_pz8rb1DQ6C1wyq49so1_250.gifv

I think dick punching is terrible.
When will someone stand up to these dicks and tell them to stop punching innocent Lords and Ladies.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/47e4c314548fb878b6bdddeec7be88c9/tumblr_pz8rb1DQ6C1wyq49so1_250.gifv

I think dick punching is terrible.
When will someone stand up to these dicks and tell them to stop punching innocent Lords and Ladies.

Pmann doesn't deserve such a glorious dick to the face

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Everyone, please feel free to join me in welcoming back lit's resident attention whore and shit stirrer, @Lord Pmann

https://c.tenor.com/9Va41KUdRTgAAAAC/dick-punch-nut-punch.gif

 

[Dribble]

Wow...this love affair has been going on much longer than I knew.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wow...this love affair has been going on much longer than I knew.

Lol. Pmann was my first friend in this place

Welcome to the inner circle of the weirdest friendship I've ever had

 

[Taegul]

Pmann is the only person I've ever known to make me question my sexuality.

I now get very awkward erections around watermelons.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Pmann is the only person I've ever known to make me question my sexuality.

I now get very awkward erections around watermelons.

Haha

Are you going to punch him in the dick? This is a safe space.

https://media.crazyshit.com/content/2014/04/16-speed-bag-dick-punch.gif

 

[Taegul]

Haha

Are you going to punch him in the dick? This is a safe space.

https://media.crazyshit.com/content/2014/04/16-speed-bag-dick-punch.gif

Oh no. I'm still on a strict no dick diet

But watermelons? Put one in a Trump wig and I'm like a sex-starved teenager again.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm pretty sure this would best be represented via a math equation or a nice graph, but it seems as time passes, the number of people wanting to punch me in the testicles increases at a rapid rate.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann is the only person I've ever known to make me question my sexuality.

I now get very awkward erections around watermelons.

Lots of people are closet watermelon fuckers.

I've had numerous debates with @alwaysaway over the proper way to fuck a watermelon. She finally came around to my way of thinking, after numerous demonstrations.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Lots of people are closet watermelon fuckers.

I've had numerous debates with @alwaysaway over the proper way to fuck a watermelon. She finally came around to my way of thinking, after numerous demonstrations.

Does she have sticky fingers now?