Lord Pmann and his extra curriculars

You know, I don't know anymore, but he keeps talking about it, so that means he wants it. Right?
Of course he wants it. I heard he's one of those guys who likes a woman to walk on his penis while wearing high heels. I'm just telling you what I heard.
 
Ha! Luckily I've got on my Cockblocker 2000. The CB2K is the best in cock protection.

It's preferred by 4/5 sexual assailants.
 
This is some odd form of foreplay that will lead to an orgy? :D

One guy with all these sexy ladies around his nether region... he's gotta be in heaven.
 
Isn't that something a Domme uses to lock up her sissyboy's naughty pee-pee?
 
haha, as seen on TV

"Are you tired of your sexual assaults going bad"

"Uh huh!"

"Are you tired of getting punched in the dick by women who don't wanna fuck you?"

"You bet!"

"Is your dick constantly swollen like a baby arm with two melons?"

"It's like you've known me my whole life!!"

"We'll look no further! The CB2K is here to protect you and your dick from those pesky, stuck up women!

The CB2K... We've got your back. Err... Your dick."
 
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