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[LadyCibelle]

Hello my lovelies

I'm back where I belong and ready to kick some asses if need be. The pain is getting less, not that mobile just yet but not dead either.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Hello my lovelies

I'm back where I belong and ready to kick some asses if need be. The pain is getting less, not that mobile just yet but not dead either.

YAY!! I'm glad your feeling better LadyC! Missed your arse! Glad to have you back with us again.
.::hugs n smooches..::

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Nite Sinful
Sleep well and have wonderful erotic dreams

Hugo

I drempt that somebody ate all the ice cream in town, and apparently pissed me off beyond all piss offs. Thing is I don't care for ice cream. I eat ice cream maybe twice a year..if that. I guess you could maybe say it was erotic IF I was wanting to use it upon another or visa versa.

 

[rozezwild]

Hello my lovelies

I'm back where I belong and ready to kick some asses if need be. The pain is getting less, not that mobile just yet but not dead either.

Oh Sweetie I am so glad to hear that - and if you dont mind me asking -- or dont want to say so here on the board -- what did the doctors say??

I am so happy you are at least home and pain is starting to come down

 

[rozezwild]

I drempt that somebody ate all the ice cream in town, and apparently pissed me off beyond all piss offs. Thing is I don't care for ice cream. I eat ice cream maybe twice a year..if that. I guess you could maybe say it was erotic IF I was wanting to use it upon another or visa versa.

Thats one helleva dream -- i posted mine a few pages back -- now it is time to sit up with the door open and Beware of dog signs all over the place and let her loose someone knocks on my daughters window again -- she better hope she is not telling him to do it -- a pissed of chow is not nice

 

[Sinful_whispers]

UGH! It's topping out at 90 here today nd you can feel that moisture in the air. Sat in an auction barn with a bunch of Amish men & boys that must have came right from farm duties..:: wrinkles her nose::. and critters that been in stalls since yesterday morning..::wrinkles her nose again::..I should have remembered a gas mask and not to eat breakfast before I went!

BTW...

Happy HUMP Day!! ​

..::Skitters around humping everyone and everything::..​

You Been HUMPED!! ​

 

[rozezwild]

UGH! It's topping out at 90 here today nd you can feel that moisture in the air. Sat in an auction barn with a bunch of Amish men & boys that must have came right from farm duties..:: wrinkles her nose::. and critters that been in stalls since yesterday morning..::wrinkles her nose again::..I should have remembered a gas mask and not to eat breakfast before I went!

BTW...

Happy HUMP Day!! ​

..::Skitters around humping everyone and everything::..​

You Been HUMPED!! ​

Our Toy and I say HA HA you got stuck in the barn with stinky boys today -- it is not 90 here it is 45 and wet -- and My Auction is on Monday -- and all the Amish boys dont stink -- they just are very oderiferious

You been Humped back by 2 of us​

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Our Toy and I say HA HA you got stuck in the barn with stinky boys today -- it is not 90 here it is 45 and wet -- and My Auction is on Monday -- and all the Amish boys dont stink -- they just are very oderiferious

You been Humped back by 2 of us​

Call it what ever you wish to call it..all comes down to one thing..Stinkity..stink..stink..stench!!

Mmmm..a 3some hump!! ..:iggin' it::. Always prefered a 3 way with all females..much much more sensual and erotic that way!

I know Morph, if he looks will have something to say about it, since he's hooked on lesibian porn these days. He had the shakes, broke out in sweat last night from lack of watchin' it for two days. I figured he got all that while watching it! The shakes from the fast paced stroking, which is gonna give him corporal tunnel.(IF he doesn't already have it) The sweat from the friction he was creating..flesh to flesh..tis a wonder he doesn't break the damn thing!

 

[rozezwild]

Call it what ever you wish to call it..all comes down to one thing..Stinkity..stink..stink..stench!!

Mmmm..a 3some hump!! ..:iggin' it::. Always prefered a 3 way with all females..much much more sensual and erotic that way!

I know Morph, if he looks will have something to say about it, since he's hooked on lesibian porn these days. He had the shakes, broke out in sweat last night from lack of watchin' it for two days. I figured he got all that while watching it! The shakes from the fast paced stroking, which is gonna give him corporal tunnel.(IF he doesn't already have it) The sweat from the friction he was creating..flesh to flesh..tis a wonder he doesn't break the damn thing!

ROFLMFAO --- oh i know they stink -- and

MORPHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

3 ways for you FFF but what channel -- what place -- what cable company

 

[Sinful_whispers]

ROFLMFAO --- oh i know they stink -- and

MORPHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

3 ways for you FFF but what channel -- what place -- what cable company

Here we go! I found more than a 3some of women for Morphy to look and drool over! (I'm such a playful bitch sometimes) He's going to get all hot and bothered over these ladies!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j216/Erotik_kitten/52.jpg​

BTW!...::skitters and humps you both back::...
Sexy ladies eh?

 

[rozezwild]

Here we go! I found more than a 3some of women for Morphy to look and drool over! (I'm such a playful bitch sometimes) He's going to get all hot and bothered over these ladies!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j216/Erotik_kitten/52.jpg​

BTW!...::skitters and humps you both back::...
Sexy ladies eh?

OMFG that was just bad bad bad-- toy says sick and wrong --

ok i will see you the humpty dumps and raise you a few tweeks

and what did you get at auction today???

 

[Sinful_whispers]

OMFG that was just bad bad bad-- toy says sick and wrong --

ok i will see you the humpty dumps and raise you a few tweeks

and what did you get at auction today???

LOL..sorry but I couldn't pass that one up..I have to make sure he sees that. We normally talk everynite on PM..if not I'll offline him tell him theres a pic with a 3some lesbian fukfest on here

I'll see your tweeks and raise you four grabs and a grope

I collect swords, daggers knives and such..assorted weapons. So tonight I got a 15 inch knife, a sword with a silver dragons head and a bunching throwing knives and chinese stars... plus a battleaxe. I buy most in duplicate because my daughter collects as well, and I send stuff to her each month.

Wasn't anything good in antiques except for a few older smelly men. I hit 1-2 auctions a week looking for all kinds of stuff from animals to antiques to odd things that catch my eyes like a lamp thats shaped like a frog...lol..had to edit it, I said lamp made out of a frog..-sighs- yups tired.

 

[Reyevan]

a sword with a silver dragons head

Hope you remembered me you little brat and a half.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Nightly funnies!!!


Patti, a well-stacked blonde, sat on the examining table. Dr Donovan placed
his hand on her bare breast, "You know what I'm doing, don't you?" he asked."Yes," she murmured,
"You're checking for breast cancer."Donovan then began caressing her stomach.
"Of course," he continued, "you know what I'm doing.""Yes," she smiled. "You're checking my
appendix."By now the M.D. couldn't control himself any longer. He ripped off his clothes
and began making love to her. "You know what I'm doing, don't you?" he gasped.
"Yes," she replied. "You're checking for VD . . . and that's what I came here for."


Two doctors in practice in a small country clinic had to hire a new nurse
when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They interviewed Nurse Nancy
and decided to hire her. She had only worked two days when one doctor called
the other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse Nancy go.
"Why, we just hired her?"
"Well, I think she is dyslexic and get thing backward. I told her to give Mr.
Smith two shots of morphine every 24 four hour, but she gave him 24 shots in
two hours and it
almost killed him. I told her to give Mrs. Jones an enema every twelve hours
and she gave her twelve in one hour."
The doctor have barely finished his reasons when the other doctor rushed out
of the room. "Where are you going in such a hurry?" the doctor asked.
"To see Nurse Nancy, I just instructed her to prick Mr. Hill's Boil!"

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Adult Questions And Answers:

Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader

Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.

Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.

Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.

Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.

Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.​

okay some are old but some are still worth a chuckle!

 

[rozezwild]

LOL..sorry but I couldn't pass that one up..I have to make sure he sees that. We normally talk everynite on PM..if not I'll offline him tell him theres a pic with a 3some lesbian fukfest on here

I'll see your tweeks and raise you four grabs and a grope

I collect swords, daggers knives and such..assorted weapons. So tonight I got a 15 inch knife, a sword with a silver dragons head and a bunching throwing knives and chinese stars... plus a battleaxe. I buy most in duplicate because my daughter collects as well, and I send stuff to her each month.

Wasn't anything good in antiques except for a few older smelly men. I hit 1-2 auctions a week looking for all kinds of stuff from animals to antiques to odd things that catch my eyes like a lamp thats shaped like a frog...lol..had to edit it, I said lamp made out of a frog..-sighs- yups tired.

Oh we are getting along even better -- i have a web site or 2 hewre for you good knives cheep and pretty --

ok we see your 4 grabs and a grope and raise you 4 gropes and a couple of finger wiggles

 

[rozezwild]

Hope you remembered me you little brat and a half.

Me too -- and the Little Domme and the Toy too

Toy likes all dragons and wiccan stuff

Me -- Fairy and dragon stuff

Little Domme( daughter) any and everything otherworld-- especially Fairy stuff and wiccan

 

[rozezwild]

7 kinds of SEX

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone

And last, but not least:

7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

 

[Morpheus1981]

Call it what ever you wish to call it..all comes down to one thing..Stinkity..stink..stink..stench!!

Mmmm..a 3some hump!! ..:iggin' it::. Always prefered a 3 way with all females..much much more sensual and erotic that way!

I know Morph, if he looks will have something to say about it, since he's hooked on lesibian porn these days. He had the shakes, broke out in sweat last night from lack of watchin' it for two days. I figured he got all that while watching it! The shakes from the fast paced stroking, which is gonna give him corporal tunnel.(IF he doesn't already have it) The sweat from the friction he was creating..flesh to flesh..tis a wonder he doesn't break the damn thing!

Ooooooooooh babes.... well actually it's been kind of a challenge lately with the sore back and all but I'm up to it and really am starting to crush peoples right hands when I shake them...

You're not out after dark with those nasty 'yotes are ya'??

 

[rozezwild]

Ooooooooooh babes.... well actually it's been kind of a challenge lately with the sore back and all but I'm up to it and really am starting to crush peoples right hands when I shake them...

You're not out after dark with those nasty 'yotes are ya'??

She freaking better not be out after Yotes

Ohhhhh i cant wait to shake your hand mister

 

[rozezwild]

* cocking my head to the side and looking deep in those eyes **

where are you sweetie -- i have missed you

 

[rozezwild]

Sitting here wondering where they all have gone -----------

Oh well off to bed to dream

 

[rozezwild]

Just dropping off kisses and love to Syn and Lady C -- hope all is well


Happy Holidays


Love you all

Roze

 

[Sinful_whispers]

..:: peeks in ::.. I'm around, just haven't been online more or less the past few days..no sending out the search party..they wouldn't find me anyways where I live. I'd die before they stumbled upon me.

Anywhozitz.. I wanted to drop in quickly and say..

Happy Memorial day to A/all! ​

Didn't abandon ya Roze..jest dealing with some personal shit more or less. LadyC I hope yer feeling better these days. I'll see ya'll soon..

with love..
Tammy

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Morph..If your gonna build a small shrine for me..please..please pick a better looking set of heels for it..those are not my style, I'll show ya more my style!..lol..the bottle cap stays! The bottle cap alone gets ya an A for effort!

Who ya baby?