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[Sinful_whispers]

Guess who has email? Mmhmm, yep you got it ..You have mail Roze! Chapter one is still pending with 4 views. So if taken 02 will be ready to go..05 in the pornshop is still awaiting as well..UGH!

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Daytime Funny!!

Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son."

Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school
boys, 0NE for Frid ay, 0NE for Saturday, and 0NE for Sunday." "Cool"
says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for
college men, " the dad answers, TW0 for Friday, TW0 for Saturday, and
TW0 for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the
married men. 0NE for January, 0NE for February, 0NE for March....etc."

 

[rozezwild]

Guess who has email? Mmhmm, yep you got it ..You have mail Roze! Chapter one is still pending with 4 views. So if taken 02 will be ready to go..05 in the pornshop is still awaiting as well..UGH!

I seen that and you know what -- i still have not read it -- the first one was so powerful that i am kinda taking the second one in small doses -- well you see a story and then realize that it is you

 

[rozezwild]

Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son."

Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school
boys, 0NE for Frid ay, 0NE for Saturday, and 0NE for Sunday." "Cool"
says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for
college men, " the dad answers, TW0 for Friday, TW0 for Saturday, and
TW0 for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the
married men. 0NE for January, 0NE for February, 0NE for March....etc."

Oh hell the 12 pack lasts me longer than that

 

[rozezwild_toy]

OOOHHHHHHHHHH chapter 2 is good too -- i think i have a start --But i want to write long hand and i dont want to have to transfer it to my puter-- i think i need to see if i can find that point and speak program again

Go find that pup -- put the boat on the porch and be ready for it -- oh well at least it will be 80 and wet and not 30 and wet like here

I have your point and speak program silly remember I will find it and put it in my bag of shit for when i come up tueday

 

[Sinful_whispers]

I seen that and you know what -- i still have not read it -- the first one was so powerful that i am kinda taking the second one in small doses -- well you see a story and then realize that it is you

-nods- well I guess i undertsand..lol. I used how we met and a bit of this and that..but they are fictional. I was just in need of a fresh idea.

I friggin got a booter on yahoo. I know who it is. He got me on auto-kill the twat waffle..I have men sumtimes. He's booting me..and slowly taking names from my list..you would think he got something better to do..so i need to re-add everyone.

the new one is..Erotik_pussykat..talk about frustrating. he's been doing this for over a year or so.

 

[rozezwild]

I have your point and speak program silly remember I will find it and put it in my bag of shit for when i come up tueday

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh hell i broke the mic -- i will just hafta buy one

 

[rozezwild]

-nods- well I guess i undertsand..lol. I used how we met and a bit of this and that..but they are fictional. I was just in need of a fresh idea.

I friggin got a booter on yahoo. I know who it is. He got me on auto-kill the twat waffle..I have men sumtimes. He's booting me..and slowly taking names from my list..you would think he got something better to do..so i need to re-add everyone.

the new one is..Erotik_pussykat..talk about frustrating. he's been doing this for over a year or so.

you got it back sweetie and i am loving this it has alot of things in it that are very farmiliar and some that are new and exciting and i can tell that you are loving writing this one and that is what matters -- see why i said you needed to start something else too

 

[LadyCibelle]

Oh Lady C, I know that this was meant for Syn ,, But i want to tell you that i am thinking of you and that all my thoughts and blessings are sent your way

yes steps are the worst -- but just keep thinking once you can do those with no pain then you are the mend

Rozie sweetie,

Allow me to apologize to you. I've found a few angels on here and Syn and you are one and the same to me. Anything meant for her is also for you as I cannot think and love one without thinking and loving the other too.

Yeah, stairs are a bitch and it hurts like fuck on a stick but I don't have much choice, I cannot sleep on the couch and the bedrooms are all upstairs. 17 steps might not sound much but when each and every one of them takes you 3 minutes to conquer you realize that it's a whole fucking lot.

As soon as I feel better I'll go see a doctor. Right now I can't even walk so how would I be able to get in a car to go see the doctor huh? When the pains subside a bit I'll go...promise.

 

[rozezwild]

Rozie sweetie,

Allow me to apologize to you. I've found a few angels on here and Syn and you are one and the same to me. Anything meant for her is also for you as I cannot think and love one without thinking and loving the other too.

Yeah, stairs are a bitch and it hurts like fuck on a stick but I don't have much choice, I cannot sleep on the couch and the bedrooms are all upstairs. 17 steps might not sound much but when each and every one of them takes you 3 minutes to conquer you realize that it's a whole fucking lot.

As soon as I feel better I'll go see a doctor. Right now I can't even walk so how would I be able to get in a car to go see the doctor huh? When the pains subside a bit I'll go...promise.

Better or i am on my way to Canada and just so you know Canadians dont like me -- they denied me entrance -- and i will stop in Missori so that i can take my spitfire with me

Yeah i can imagine that those steps hurt and even if hubby could it would kill you to be carried up them -- i know i have problems with mine too - biggest one is that i get pinched nerves in my bottom area of back and goes down my legs -- tennager has gotten quick about seeing those ones coming in -- shes like ooooooooohhhh com'ere Momma sit your bum down and i will do it even though i bitch about her she is a wonderous young lady

 

[Reyevan]

tennager has gotten quick about seeing those ones coming in -- shes like ooooooooohhhh com'ere Momma sit your bum down and i will do it even though i bitch about her she is a wonderous young lady

Ya that is true that they are pains in the but but you love them because they love you even if they don't say it.

 

[rozezwild]

Ya that is true that they are pains in the but but you love them because they love you even if they don't say it.

Exactly -- and words are never enough -- those looks that i get too- those speak louder than anything -- the side looks like i wish i was more like her--

those ones i love

 

[Sinful_whispers]

you got it back sweetie and i am loving this it has alot of things in it that are very farmiliar and some that are new and exciting and i can tell that you are loving writing this one and that is what matters -- see why i said you needed to start something else too

I have three other things started, I work on them when one gets to me, or i get a brainfart and can't think which is today..

Yanno, these fargen fuggin ppl have the brains to create booters and hacking progs..why the hell can't they do something good with that knowledge?

All cause an old roomie of mine pissed somebody off..which I understand why,their pissed..but since I told em I don't want in the chit..i get hacked..drama drama..::shakes my head..:: I guess im cranky today now..-grumbles-

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Rozie sweetie,

Allow me to apologize to you. I've found a few angels on here and Syn and you are one and the same to me. Anything meant for her is also for you as I cannot think and love one without thinking and loving the other too.

Yeah, stairs are a bitch and it hurts like fuck on a stick but I don't have much choice, I cannot sleep on the couch and the bedrooms are all upstairs. 17 steps might not sound much but when each and every one of them takes you 3 minutes to conquer you realize that it's a whole fucking lot.

As soon as I feel better I'll go see a doctor. Right now I can't even walk so how would I be able to get in a car to go see the doctor huh? When the pains subside a bit I'll go...promise.

OoO I'm stuck to Roze..::drools..:: Just think of all the kinky possibilities!

You promised so, I'll hold you to that. I'm sorry you hurt LadyC, I wish I could take it away for you if that were possible...::hugs::..

 

[rozezwild]

I have three other things started, I work on them when one gets to me, or i get a brainfart and can't think which is today..

Yanno, these fargen fuggin ppl have the brains to create booters and hacking progs..why the hell can't they do something good with that knowledge?

All cause an old roomie of mine pissed somebody off..which I understand why,their pissed..but since I told em I don't want in the chit..i get hacked..drama drama..::shakes my head..:: I guess im cranky today now..-grumbles-

Fuckers -- that is what happened to me -- and it was a man from here on Lit that did it

 

[rozezwild]

OoO I'm stuck to Roze..::drools..:: Just think of all the kinky possibilities!

You promised so, I'll hold you to that. I'm sorry you hurt LadyC, I wish I could take it away for you if that were possible...::hugs::..

I wish i could take it away tooo-- and her hubby and kiddo better MAKE her get there

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Fuckers -- that is what happened to me -- and it was a man from here on Lit that did it

This guy and his little 'caln' od merry hacker jack-offs have gotten me a few times over the past year cause of her chit. He 'was' a friend of mine for a long time..should send Rev after him..since their both in NY.

 

[Reyevan]

This guy and his little 'caln' od merry hacker jack-offs have gotten me a few times over the past year cause of her chit. He 'was' a friend of mine for a long time..should send Rev after him..since their both in NY.

whos the ass I'll see what I can do about him.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

whos the ass I'll see what I can do about him.

He's a real fargen loser Rev.

 

[LadyCibelle]

Better or i am on my way to Canada and just so you know Canadians dont like me -- they denied me entrance -- and i will stop in Missori so that i can take my spitfire with me

Yeah i can imagine that those steps hurt and even if hubby could it would kill you to be carried up them -- i know i have problems with mine too - biggest one is that i get pinched nerves in my bottom area of back and goes down my legs -- tennager has gotten quick about seeing those ones coming in -- shes like ooooooooohhhh com'ere Momma sit your bum down and i will do it even though i bitch about her she is a wonderous young lady

If it's what it takes for you and Syn to come in my part of the wilderness I think I'll skip on the doctor's visit.

No, seriously, as soon as the pain gets less and I get some more mobility I'll get my ass to the doctor. For now, I accept to have hubby and kids wheel me everywhere. Honestly, if hubby could I would let him pick me up and carry me up the stairs....the pain is such a bitch and I don't deal well with pain (low pain threshold) so if I could avoid that part I would in a heartbeat!!

 

[rozezwild]

This guy and his little 'caln' od merry hacker jack-offs have gotten me a few times over the past year cause of her chit. He 'was' a friend of mine for a long time..should send Rev after him..since their both in NY.

fucking send away then -- alls fair in love and internet

 

[rozezwild]

If it's what it takes for you and Syn to come in my part of the wilderness I think I'll skip on the doctor's visit.

No, seriously, as soon as the pain gets less and I get some more mobility I'll get my ass to the doctor. For now, I accept to have hubby and kids wheel me everywhere. Honestly, if hubby could I would let him pick me up and carry me up the stairs....the pain is such a bitch and I don't deal well with pain (low pain threshold) so if I could avoid that part I would in a heartbeat!!

Oh see my threshold is higher than most then -- guess peircings and Tattoos and well country life period tend to do that -- yeah the addage if a horse throws you -- you get back on it -- i was glad we trained in the river

 

[Sinful_whispers]

If it's what it takes for you and Syn to come in my part of the wilderness I think I'll skip on the doctor's visit.

No, seriously, as soon as the pain gets less and I get some more mobility I'll get my ass to the doctor. For now, I accept to have hubby and kids wheel me everywhere. Honestly, if hubby could I would let him pick me up and carry me up the stairs....the pain is such a bitch and I don't deal well with pain (low pain threshold) so if I could avoid that part I would in a heartbeat!!

Woo Hoo! Tell the hubby to 'move it on over'...cus the big ol' feline is visiting!

I don't know the limit of my pain anymore as far as different things go, certain pain to me is pleasure..and others is just wanna cry pain..if that makes sense. If not..here ya go..example..spanking..(drools) pleasure pain..toothache..wanna rip my head off I can't handle pain.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Good Moanin' Everyone! ​

We made it through another week! LacyC I hope your better today than yesterday, and even more so tomorrow! Have a goodin' the sinful one has left the house ..:: Goans::..

To start the new week...Morning funny!

What has four balls and eats ants?
Two uncles.

A guy stops to talk to a beautiful woman standing alone
by a bus stop. "Hello, I must say, you are about the
most beautiful woman I have ever met." "Thank you very
much, replied the woman." The guy quickly follows up,
"I was wondering if you'd sleep with me for a million
dollars?" "A million dollars!" the girl responds. She
thinks for a moment and answers, "Yes, I would sleep
with you for a million dollars." "How about five bucks?
" responds the guy. "Five Bucks!, What kind of woman do
you think I am?" "We've already determined that," he
replies. "Now we're just haggling over money."​

 

[LadyCibelle]

Good Moanin' Everyone! ​

We made it through another week! LacyC I hope your better today than yesterday, and even more so tomorrow! Have a goodin' the sinful one has left the house ..:: Goans::..

Unfortunately, no. I can't walk and/or stand up at all this morning. My legs are giving way under me. If nothing has changed tomorrow I'll be going to the hospital so, if you don't see me for a few days, don't worry. It'll be because I've stopped being stubborn and decided I couldn't deal with the pain anymore.

To start the new week...Morning funny!

What has four balls and eats ants?
Two uncles.

A guy stops to talk to a beautiful woman standing alone
by a bus stop. "Hello, I must say, you are about the
most beautiful woman I have ever met." "Thank you very
much, replied the woman." The guy quickly follows up,
"I was wondering if you'd sleep with me for a million
dollars?" "A million dollars!" the girl responds. She
thinks for a moment and answers, "Yes, I would sleep
with you for a million dollars." "How about five bucks?
" responds the guy. "Five Bucks!, What kind of woman do
you think I am?" "We've already determined that," he
replies. "Now we're just haggling over money."​

Too funny.