Looking to edit

[rozezwild]

Just an e-mail Note


An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance away, Billy spots two dogs going at it. Billy says, "Daddy, what are they doing?" The dad responds after some quick thinking, "Why son, their making a puppy."

Later that night Billy was thirsty and got out of bed to get a glass of water. As he walked by his mom and dad's room, he heard a noise and looked in only to find them going at it. Billy shouts, "Daddy what are you doing?" The father, quite embarrassed, replies "Why Billy, we're making a baby." "Quick, turn her over..." declares Billy, "...I want a puppy!"



Married Italian

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.

Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother.

"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"

Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Last one...

The Perfect Day According To…


HER
8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the scale
9:30 - Light breakfast
11:00 - Sunbathe
12:30 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 - Shopping
2:30 - Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30lbs.
3:00 - Facial, massage, nap
7:30 - Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 - Make love
11:30 - Pillow talk in his big strong arms

HIM
10:00 - Wake up
10:02 - Oral sex
10:10 - Big Breakfast
11:30 - Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15 - Enormous lunch
3:15 - Oral sex
3:25 - Play sports with the guys
4:30 - Drink beer with the guys
6:30 - Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 - Oral sex
6:50 - Huge dinner, more beer
8:00 - Fall asleep in front of TV while receiving Oral Sex
11:00 - Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10 - Sleep
2:30 - Fart

You know i think i keep this going just so that i get the funnies for the night

 

[LadyCibelle]

You know i think i keep this going just so that i get the funnies for the night

You too? I always have to come and read the funnies before going to bed.

 

[rozezwild]

You too? I always have to come and read the funnies before going to bed.

I know and then i have to throw some smart assed comments in there and then go to bed laughing

 

[LadyCibelle]

I know and then i have to throw some smart assed comments in there and then go to bed laughing

Unfortunately for me, when I come to look at the funnies, I'm already half asleep so the smart assed comments are the furthest thing from my mind and the next morning anything I could have thought of the night before is already not funny anymore.

--Not a smart assed comment in itself and nothing to do with you and Syn but something happened earlier and I just have to share it with you. You might not see the humour in it, as I did, but I was pissing my pants when it happened.

Here goes: In case you didn't know the only story I wrote (PGTW) is tightly based on my ex-husband and how I found out he was cheating on me. I wrote that story as a sort of exorcism and to get rid of all my demons. Well, it seems that aforementionned ex-husband found out my Lit ID, read my story and decided to write nasty comments and remarks on each and every one of my stories and poems. How funny can that be you ask? Well, it simply goes to show that I hit a nerve and I described him very well if he recognized himself so easily and was so pissed off by it. Don't look the comments as I deleted them as soon as I saw them. He went through all my stories/poems systematically and one-bombed them in the space of an hour.

-- We now resume our normal program....smart assed comments welcome, spanking and streaking required.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

you know you make me blush like no other

Well dayum, Guess I better not tell ya what those dreams are about then, hell ya would blush from head to toe, and turn crimson red!

You know i think i keep this going just so that i get the funnies for the night

You too? I always have to come and read the funnies before going to bed.

Well ladies, glad those amuse you's both. Roze I post here cus this is prolly the only thread here I feel cumfy in honestly. I rarely venture out of here and SRP area, and I'm hardly there anymore. Those cliques..-shakes her head- Most ppl have zillions of posts..like you for example and know alot, yer an 'oldie' here. Oh, and I was once or twice in another area, talking to a guy now and then that poked me in this direction..I think ya both know him..hugo_sam ..but went back to where I met him and his posts were all gone and ...... were placed there..-shrugs-


Dayum Lady C, really must have hit a nerve for him to do that. Kinda childish tho since who in the heck would know it's written about him?-shakes her head-

Anywho, I guess I havta go hunt up tonights funnies now

 

[Sinful_whispers]

We now resume our normal program....smart assed comments welcome, spanking and streaking required.

dayum..I missed this!!!! Holy crapola! Man, I'm slipping!

-grabs her ankles as she beds over naked after streaking thru the forum awaiting her spanking-

Spank me O' Mightly Mistress's of the EF forum...this one has been bad...so so bad..-whimpers as she begs and pleads- I've been such a dirty dirty girl!!

 

[rozezwild]

Unfortunately for me, when I come to look at the funnies, I'm already half asleep so the smart assed comments are the furthest thing from my mind and the next morning anything I could have thought of the night before is already not funny anymore.

--Not a smart assed comment in itself and nothing to do with you and Syn but something happened earlier and I just have to share it with you. You might not see the humour in it, as I did, but I was pissing my pants when it happened.

Here goes: In case you didn't know the only story I wrote (PGTW) is tightly based on my ex-husband and how I found out he was cheating on me. I wrote that story as a sort of exorcism and to get rid of all my demons. Well, it seems that aforementionned ex-husband found out my Lit ID, read my story and decided to write nasty comments and remarks on each and every one of my stories and poems. How funny can that be you ask? Well, it simply goes to show that I hit a nerve and I described him very well if he recognized himself so easily and was so pissed off by it. Don't look the comments as I deleted them as soon as I saw them. He went through all my stories/poems systematically and one-bombed them in the space of an hour.

-- We now resume our normal program....smart assed comments welcome, spanking and streaking required.

OHHHHHHH i can so see the humor in that one -- shows how unconfident ( if that is a word) he is and how smart and confident you are

Streaking

WHO

WHERE

WHEN

 

[rozezwild]

Well dayum, Guess I better not tell ya what those dreams are about then, hell ya would blush from head to toe, and turn crimson red!






Well ladies, glad those amuse you's both. Roze I post here cus this is prolly the only thread here I feel cumfy in honestly. I rarely venture out of here and SRP area, and I'm hardly there anymore. Those cliques..-shakes her head- Most ppl have zillions of posts..like you for example and know alot, yer an 'oldie' here. Oh, and I was once or twice in another area, talking to a guy now and then that poked me in this direction..I think ya both know him..hugo_sam ..but went back to where I met him and his posts were all gone and ...... were placed there..-shrugs-


Dayum Lady C, really must have hit a nerve for him to do that. Kinda childish tho since who in the heck would know it's written about him?-shakes her head-

Anywho, I guess I havta go hunt up tonights funnies now

Actually I edit for him too ( is that a good thing or a bad one??)
I am so glad you are comfy here -- i love talking to you and just so you know -- we are rerouting the WHOLE trip so that when we go in March/ April next year we are coming there

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Actually I edit for him too ( is that a good thing or a bad one??)
I am so glad you are comfy here -- i love talking to you and just so you know -- we are rerouting the WHOLE trip so that when we go in March/ April next year we are coming there

-laughs- He just PM'd me..I was kinda worried he was like..-whispers- 6 ft under...was glad to know he wasn't. Yups, he told me you edit for him as well.-laughs- depends..it's a good thing...hey, you ready for the wedding this weekend?

as I do you baby! yer the 'bestest' as my kid used to say..

Aww..-feels special-..yanno, depends on what way you were comming i'd have met ya anywhere...! -drools pondering if she'd eva let her go-

okay...lets see what we gots fer funnies..!

 

[rozezwild]

-laughs- He just PM'd me..I was kinda worried he was like..-whispers- 6 ft under...was glad to know he wasn't. Yups, he told me you edit for him as well.-laughs- depends..it's a good thing...hey, you ready for the wedding this weekend?

as I do you baby! yer the 'bestest' as my kid used to say..

Aww..-feels special-..yanno, depends on what way you were comming i'd have met ya anywhere...! -drools pondering if she'd eva let her go-

okay...lets see what we gots fer funnies..!

No i am not ready for this freak show of a wedding at all
My kid will be better dressed than the bride if that tells you anything

He is fun to edit for -- as you are -- keeps me on my toes with you 2 and now might another one and one that he is tossing out things faster than i can read
We are coming from the East - Michigan Baby -- through Illinois and hit St Loius and then to you

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Nightly pants pissers!!!

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken."


A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar, and one decides to share his recent embarrassment with the others. He tells them that he was booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but he was so preoccupied with the beautiful breasts of the girl at the counter, that instead of saying "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh", he said, "I'd like a picket to Titsburg!"!

An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a similar experience with my wife this morning. We were sitting at the breakfast table and I meant to say, "Darling, could you please pass the butter" ...but what came out was, "You bitch! You're ruining my fucking life!"

WOMEN SIDE
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to instruction manuals



What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

(hmm..wonder what it means when your whole body falls asleep..?)

 

[rozezwild]

Few funnies for you

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and
dislikes."
He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
Pillsbury, isn't it?


CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?"
He answers, " You see, it's like this,
Yesterday , I sent my wife to the stor e to get me a carton of ciga
rettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she. "
( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me.
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.........."HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote
on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find
it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

No i am not ready for this freak show of a wedding at all
My kid will be better dressed than the bride if that tells you anything

He is fun to edit for -- as you are -- keeps me on my toes with you 2 and now might another one and one that he is tossing out things faster than i can read
We are coming from the East - Michigan Baby -- through Illinois and hit St Loius and then to you

I have been laying back fer a bit now..I know yer busy with things so..gives me time to catch up on my other things. I sent Rev to you..-ducks so she don't get killed-

Yanno, that's pretty bad when she's dressed better than the bride.sooo..the bride will be in a overalls, with a corncob pipe, missing front teeth and all the redneck stuff? Is this a shotgun wedding by chance?

okay so your comming in north of me..St. Louis is a nice area..chi-town..-shudders-

-goans as she reads that last bit again...-' and then to you'...-drools-

 

[Reyevan]

that stuff is sooooo good

 

[LadyCibelle]

dayum..I missed this!!!! Holy crapola! Man, I'm slipping!

-grabs her ankles as she beds over naked after streaking thru the forum awaiting her spanking-

Spank me O' Mightly Mistress's of the EF forum...this one has been bad...so so bad..-whimpers as she begs and pleads- I've been such a dirty dirty girl!!

Bend over further down missy....show me that ass so I can slap it properly.

 

[LadyCibelle]

OHHHHHHH i can so see the humor in that one -- shows how unconfident ( if that is a word) he is and how smart and confident you are

Streaking

WHO

WHERE

WHEN

Don't know if unconfident is a word or not but I was tickled pink when I saw all his comments. True, that if anyone who knew him or me read that story they'd probably know who I'm talking about as he's described pretty tightly to reality but I've changed the locations, changed the names (to protect the innocent), changed some events and still, he found out. Probably has to do with the fact that he FINALLY realized I wouldn't be crawling back to him begging for hm to take me back huh?

Streaking


WHO: Syn

WHERE: Here in the EF

WHEN: As soon as her ass is not as red from the spanking I gave her earlier.

 

[rozezwild]

I have been laying back fer a bit now..I know yer busy with things so..gives me time to catch up on my other things. I sent Rev to you..-ducks so she don't get killed-

Yanno, that's pretty bad when she's dressed better than the bride.sooo..the bride will be in a overalls, with a corncob pipe, missing front teeth and all the redneck stuff? Is this a shotgun wedding by chance?

okay so your comming in north of me..St. Louis is a nice area..chi-town..-shudders-

-goans as she reads that last bit again...-' and then to you'...-drools-

Rev -- i lost and now i found -- Sorry sweetie -- and i wont kill you for sending anyone to me at all -- i enjoy the editing

Well the bride will be in this sundress thingie with a belly so -- yeah it is a shot gun wedding she wont have a corn cob pipe but the rest well i will send you pics when i do the tomorrow

Chi-town is a maybe -- St.Loius is a hafta-- and you like that and then to you part dont you??
Who knows maybe we can be persuaded to move out that way

 

[rozezwild]

Don't know if unconfident is a word or not but I was tickled pink when I saw all his comments. True, that if anyone who knew him or me read that story they'd probably know who I'm talking about as he's described pretty tightly to reality but I've changed the locations, changed the names (to protect the innocent), changed some events and still, he found out. Probably has to do with the fact that he FINALLY realized I wouldn't be crawling back to him begging for hm to take me back huh?

Streaking


WHO: Syn

WHERE: Here in the EF

WHEN: As soon as her ass is not as red from the spanking I gave her earlier.

Yeah a streaker -- with a slightly red ass

 

[Labattz21]

editing..

I have a bunch of smaller XXX writings, not even really in story form, if you're ever realllllllllly bored, send me a message...

 

[rozezwild]

well I am really bored but i havent gotten my normal influx of stories soooooooooo

send them to the yahoo name in profile

 

[Sinful_whispers]

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and
dislikes."
He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
Pillsbury, isn't it?


CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?"
He answers, " You see, it's like this,
Yesterday , I sent my wife to the stor e to get me a carton of ciga
rettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she. "
( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me.
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.........."HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote
on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find
it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

LOL..Yay! Roze funnies!

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Syn awaits her fate..her destiny..

Bend over further down missy....show me that ass so I can slap it properly.

okay I'm going to turn this thread..on the xxx side...

-she grabs her ankles tightly, feeling her slender long fingers slip around them grasping as she raises her ass up higher. She slowly slides her barefeet apart across the tile floor of the post box..looking between her legs as her firm breasts sway back and forth cause shes the 'naked streaker'....looking between those two firm globes of flesh, her rosy tinted nipples harden in anticipation for the spanking she's about to receive.

She can feel the trickling of warm sticky sweetness, her very inner being seeping from her shaven parted folds..her inner thighs show the glistening of excitement as she breaths a touch heavier.

Making sure she has steady grounds to stand upon..she does the best she can to raise those twin rounded cheeks up higher..her dark red colored hair falling about her face like a curtain as she whimpers..feeling her nails dig within her flesh.."This one has been a very very dirty abd girll..she deserves all she gets..please spank her..she begs to feel the touch of a hand..a paddle upon her flesh."

Her blue eyes drop looking to the tile post box floor.as she suckles in a breath..awaiting her fate...
(And nope..not allowed to edit that Roze!)

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Rev -- i lost and now i found -- Sorry sweetie -- and i wont kill you for sending anyone to me at all -- i enjoy the editing

Well the bride will be in this sundress thingie with a belly so -- yeah it is a shot gun wedding she wont have a corn cob pipe but the rest well i will send you pics when i do the tomorrow

Chi-town is a maybe -- St.Loius is a hafta-- and you like that and then to you part dont you??
Who knows maybe we can be persuaded to move out that way

Whew..didnt think ya would but knows you have alot going on these days.

Ooo..I was right..! Doesn't happen to often..hmm..sundress and big belly..yups..daughter will look way better..lock n load wedding..least, their gonna be married before the birth of another niece or nephew right? OoO..i'll look forwads to those..mebe I can hunt me up a redneck backwoods graphic frame for a pic to mess with in photoshop..

I've lived in 12 different states, I think NY was the worst, Boston Mass was another that was fast paced..Fla..ugh..the southern states are just more laid back and relaxed. MO. is more western but has the same appeal. I like the little town squares, nd the get togethers where you kinda know the other..but ya live far enough apart..their not up yer ass....-ponders if shes selling her MO. yet as a place to be persuaded to move to)

 

[Sinful_whispers]

I have a bunch of smaller XXX writings, not even really in story form, if you're ever realllllllllly bored, send me a message...

Hello Labattz..welcum to the thread...

Gotta ask..ya drink labatts beer?

 

[rozezwild]

okay I'm going to turn this thread..on the xxx side...

-she grabs her ankles tightly, feeling her slender long fingers slip around them grasping as she raises her ass up higher. She slowly slides her barefeet apart across the tile floor of the post box..looking between her legs as her firm breasts sway back and forth cause shes the 'naked streaker'....looking between those two firm globes of flesh, her rosy tinted nipples harden in anticipation for the spanking she's about to receive.

She can feel the trickling of warm sticky sweetness, her very inner being seeping from her shaven parted folds..her inner thighs show the glistening of excitement as she breaths a touch heavier.

Making sure she has steady grounds to stand upon..she does the best she can to raise those twin rounded cheeks up higher..her dark red colored hair falling about her face like a curtain as she whimpers..feeling her nails dig within her flesh.."This one has been a very very dirty abd girll..she deserves all she gets..please spank her..she begs to feel the touch of a hand..a paddle upon her flesh."

Her blue eyes drop looking to the tile post box floor.as she suckles in a breath..awaiting her fate...
(And nope..not allowed to edit that Roze!)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hot damn i knew i loved to edit for you for a reason