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[rozezwild]

You, both ladies, are my kind of crazy. Just one thing though, don't praise her too much in the open like that....you might lose her as lots and lots of people will want to work with such a gem.

Roze: I don't knkow what you do exactly but keep doing it....looks like I'll finally be able to rest a bit and stop feeling like the only editor of Lit. Who knows maybe next year you'll be the one getting the award.

I don't know your schedule and I don't want to impose...but....would you allow me to refer some writers to you?

Refer away -- right now Syn hasnt got anything on my doorstep

And Crazy we are -- but hell whats a little bit of nuttiness between freinds??
Well hell Syn shut your mouth I want some more people to work with -- so damn it woman be quiet now -- com'ere i got a ball and gag for your pretty little mouth to shut you up


I am pretty open Lady C so PM me or have them

 

[rozezwild]

-Rushes back in panting heavily as she sees Roze posted..drooling a puddle hearing I made her speechless- I bet it was the rubber chicken,the twister game and the organ grinding monkeys that caused you to be without words! -snickers- yes..yes..I'm such a kinky lil' devil..cannot deny that, if I did lawd i'd be struck down in a heartbeat by a bolt of lightning on a clean dark night. -ponders that..thinking electrodes..and shaven hamsters, and gets all excited..feeling a shiver run through me-

-catches the waggling brows, as she stops mid-tracks and dances about shakin her money maker for her to watch..does one of those things to turn her on as her twice peirced tongue slips from her warm moist mouth and licks both of her brows, seeing if that effects her..as she slips it back within that moist darkness again..grinning like a mad fool once more..then catches her last comment..-

porpouse? That's one of those fish, big ones..you kinky she-devil you!!! -quickly adds that to her things ta' do list before she croaks-

Ooo your making me blush! -shuffles her bare feet about as she locks her fingers before her, dropping her head and eyes, lilting it a little to show her blushing light colored cheeks..- awww..she likes me!!! Everyone..she wants me..see..!! We better keep it on the low down tho, between you and I, tis our little dirty secret..

-quickly spams the forums with it..letting everyone know Roze got the hots for her..feeling all mischevious wondering how many more swats that will bring her..and hopes to not get caught..as she quickly emails Lit's home quarters..telling them annonymously...scribbling her name at the end of it all proud like-

Stands there striking a pose..looking all kinda sexy in a burlap bag and high heeled flippers..- Sooo baby...your place or mine? what's your sigh? Can I have your number seems I lost mine..-gives her that serious look.-



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Heya there Lady Cibelle....welcum to our world ..-grinz sheepishly..and laughs all evil like-
Actually..thanks, Roze and I seem to have a good friendship bond between writer and editor -wink wink- and she's so fun to play with..-lawd is she I think to myself -...she makes me laugh and smile, even when she hands my ass to me and a scroll of corrections..i've learned to love it..and take it..her cute little comments at the end make all the difference it's that psych thing..give a negative (she gave me 100's ) ya toss a positive back..-shivers and trembles- I peek in here cause this is where I know she looks..and I have this need to pester the hell outta her! I do it so well! and shes jest as sweet as a ripe georgia peach..( doesn't need to add a comment to that as her mind drops back into the gutter)

All i can say is that you are a freaking nut but damn it you are such a sweet one that I can not help but love you -- and hell i guess i need to brush up on my spelling dont i?

I will give you a porpouse you silly woman -- just for that NO swats

 

[Sinful_whispers]

-laughs- Hello Jen..I see you peeking about all quiet and sneaky like! You been caught..nawty girl.

-quickly digs out a pair of fur-lined cuffs an attaches one to her own wrist and rushes about hunting Roze up, sneaks up and slips it about her's clicking it shut and locking us together...as she swallows the key cause she know's nobody will pick it from...erm..you get the jest of that point..- Problem solved Lady C!

NOTE: I used soft fur-lined cuffs for such soft flesh..can't leave marks yanno..thats one way for the cops to chase ya down..Never leave behind evidence!

I'm patient..if Roze is busy when I finally can send her another chapter..I'll just peek who the author is and snuff em out..and hide the body..I got enough places on my ranch-laughs evily-

If you think I'm nuts..just wait till you meet my other persona..-chuckles-

-pouts cause her swats were taken away..ponders what to do to get them back..not sure if that was a wise decision upon Roze's part cause this one has such a devious, dark twisted mind-

-remembers back when she first was hunting an editor..and found Roze's thread- I blessed that day for sure.

-slips out as she dangles from Roze's wrist..back over to CHYOO...feeling all hot, and bubbly inside cause now she's loved...swooning as she rides over to CHYOO on cloud nine...feeling as if her tooties don't even touch the ground- Such a mutal feeling..it's like..mutual masterbation..both enjoying that climax...-groans and monas as she has wicked thoughts of being over Roze's knees..feeling the swats of her desitiny-

 

[rozezwild]

-laughs- Hello Jen..I see you peeking about all quiet and sneaky like! You been caught..nawty girl.

-quickly digs out a pair of fur-lined cuffs an attaches one to her own wrist and rushes about hunting Roze up, sneaks up and slips it about her's clicking it shut and locking us together...as she swallows the key cause she know's nobody will pick it from...erm..you get the jest of that point..- Problem solved Lady C!

NOTE: I used soft fur-lined cuffs for such soft flesh..can't leave marks yanno..thats one way for the cops to chase ya down..Never leave behind evidence!

I'm patient..if Roze is busy when I finally can send her another chapter..I'll just peek who the author is and snuff em out..and hide the body..I got enough places on my ranch-laughs evily-

If you think I'm nuts..just wait till you meet my other persona..-chuckles-

-pouts cause her swats were taken away..ponders what to do to get them back..not sure if that was a wise decision upon Roze's part cause this one has such a devious, dark twisted mind-

-remembers back when she first was hunting an editor..and found Roze's thread- I blessed that day for sure.

-slips out as she dangles from Roze's wrist..back over to CHYOO...feeling all hot, and bubbly inside cause now she's loved...swooning as she rides over to CHYOO on cloud nine...feeling as if her tooties don't even touch the ground- Such a mutal feeling..it's like..mutual masterbation..both enjoying that climax...-groans and monas as she has wicked thoughts of being over Roze's knees..feeling the swats of her desitiny-

I am so going to bed now you naughty thing -- with wicked thoughts and dreams for sure --
Do you forget that i am the devious one???-- i have a spare key here -- andnow your little ass is hooked to the eyebolts in the wall--HAHA what are you going to do now????

you want your swats back?? get to writing Missy

Night love and hope you now have as pleasant of dreams as i do

 

[Sinful_whispers]

-prays for the devious Roze to sleepwalk naked with key in hand to unlock her and drag her to bed with her so's she can cuddle her up and do all kinda kinky nawty things to her..so she screams out my name at the top of her lungs..sighs softly and waits...and waits...and waits ever so patiently...nods off -

Roze may your dreams be wet and pleasant when you close those beautiful eyes tonight and everynight following...my the guardian upon your pillow keep you safe from all and anything that could sneak in and take the vision of me out of that pretty little head of yours.

yes please may i have them all back.? I'd gladly bend over grab my ankles but at the moment I seem to be bound to the wall!

Thank you..I'm headed there soon, and they will be..cause you will be in em...-smiles all cute like-

Lady C...sweet dreams to you as well.

The peeking nawty FieryJen..may those dreams be sweet for you as well.

 

[rozezwild]

-prays for the devious Roze to sleepwalk naked with key in hand to unlock her and drag her to bed with her so's she can cuddle her up and do all kinda kinky nawty things to her..so she screams out my name at the top of her lungs..sighs softly and waits...and waits...and waits ever so patiently...nods off -

Roze may your dreams be wet and pleasant when you close those beautiful eyes tonight and everynight following...my the guardian upon your pillow keep you safe from all and anything that could sneak in and take the vision of me out of that pretty little head of yours.

yes please may i have them all back.? I'd gladly bend over grab my ankles but at the moment I seem to be bound to the wall!

Thank you..I'm headed there soon, and they will be..cause you will be in em...-smiles all cute like-

Lady C...sweet dreams to you as well.

The peeking nawty FieryJen..may those dreams be sweet for you as well.

damn woman -- kept me up half the night and then when i slept it was fitfully thanks to you

 

[Sinful_whispers]

-sighs as she ponders something to do while 'hanging about' first she begins to hum...swaying about on the balls of her heels clanging the chains and cuffs like a prisoner would take his tin cup across the bars of his cell ...then breaks out in a chorus singing- ..

"she's got cuffs that jingle jangle jingle!...Oh yes!...she's got cuffs and shackles that jingle jangle jingle!!"

-she breaks out in a footie shuffle dancing about as she continues to sing at the top of her lungs cause she's been forgotten about and has to pee badly..-

Yippee yeah!, there'll be no pottying for me today! cause the nawty little girl is cuffed and shackled to the wall...

I got cuffs and shackles that jingle, jangle, jingle
As I do the pee pee dance merrily along
And I sing, 'I'm not to happy right now-w-w-w'
And this song ain't so very far from wrong

Oh, Rozey Bell, oh, Rozey Bell,
Though I may have done some foolin, this is why I never will again

cause I got cuffs and shackles that jungle jangle jungle!!! Now demmit! lemme undone so's i can pee!


NOTE! I have NO idea where the hell that all came from..perhaps a flashback?? Dayum shrooms!!

 

[rozezwild]

-sighs as she ponders something to do while 'hanging about' first she begins to hum...swaying about on the balls of her heels clanging the chains and cuffs like a prisoner would take his tin cup across the bars of his cell ...then breaks out in a chorus singing- ..

"she's got cuffs that jingle jangle jingle!...Oh yes!...she's got cuffs and shackles that jingle jangle jingle!!"

-she breaks out in a footie shuffle dancing about as she continues to sing at the top of her lungs cause she's been forgotten about and has to pee badly..-

Yippee yeah!, there'll be no pottying for me today! cause the nawty little girl is cuffed and shackled to the wall...

I got cuffs and shackles that jingle, jangle, jingle
As I do the pee pee dance merrily along
And I sing, 'I'm not to happy right now-w-w-w'
And this song ain't so very far from wrong

Oh, Rozey Bell, oh, Rozey Bell,
Though I may have done some foolin, this is why I never will again

cause I got cuffs and shackles that jungle jangle jungle!!! Now demmit! lemme undone so's i can pee!


NOTE! I have NO idea where the hell that all came from..perhaps a flashback?? Dayum shrooms!!

ROFFLMFAO

heres the Keys Little girl ~~ dangling them Jussssssssssssst outta reach~

Gotta Pee???? TO BAD beg pretty ----



oh hell i cant be that mean -- only when i am editing YOUR stuff

Heres the keys go pee and STOP caterwaling

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Dayum...know where I was ALL this time? Hmm? wanna know? sure ya do..I was peeing ya big sexy meanie!!!

-nuzzles her up as she crawlz into her bed, kicking anyone else outta it as she spoons to her..nuzzling up with a soft voice she whispers- hello baby..i'm home..and kisses her neck..pondering if she awake or pretending to be sleeping-....actually ive been working on chapter 04! I have such a slave driver for an editor..-shows the welts on her body for all to see, as she twirls about and groans. Not that she;s complaining mind you!-

Should have it to ya in a day or two..so..black sharpie me in that little black book!

I got a load of 25 roosters dropped off, mmhmm..you heard me 25 feathery cocks running about my place -grinz- thats like what a whole footballs team or so? Anywhozits..I get em in the pen, it pours down, somehow the latch wasnt closed and there i am in this monsoon rain, lightening and rolling loud ass thunder.. hunting 25 cocks!!!! Is that desperate or sheer stupidity? or what? No wonder i'm bisexual! -grumbles-

 

[LadyCibelle]

Dayum...know where I was ALL this time? Hmm? wanna know? sure ya do..I was peeing ya big sexy meanie!!!

-nuzzles her up as she crawlz into her bed, kicking anyone else outta it as she spoons to her..nuzzling up with a soft voice she whispers- hello baby..i'm home..and kisses her neck..pondering if she awake or pretending to be sleeping-....actually ive been working on chapter 04! I have such a slave driver for an editor..-shows the welts on her body for all to see, as she twirls about and groans. Not that she;s complaining mind you!-

Should have it to ya in a day or two..so..black sharpie me in that little black book!

I got a load of 25 roosters dropped off, mmhmm..you heard me 25 feathery cocks running about my place -grinz- thats like what a whole footballs team or so? Anywhozits..I get em in the pen, it pours down, somehow the latch wasnt closed and there i am in this monsoon rain, lightening and rolling loud ass thunder.. hunting 25 cocks!!!! Is that desperate or sheer stupidity? or what? No wonder i'm bisexual! -grumbles-

Lol You should write a book about your adventures Syn...I'm ROFLPMP here just reading you. Damn you're good!!

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Oh LAWD Lady C...do they got a humerous section for the sexually deprived on here? I grew up mainly in the southern area, Mmhmm..Im one of those there redneckers..that moved North to be a yankee city girl..then moved way on over to here..-points to misery..erm Missouri the 'show me' state...-flashes her breasts witha grin- I've been through so much and have done so much, that others had said the same thing..it would be a comical best seller.

I had bought an adult bookstore with 8 booths in it , went in the deal with another female a few years back, she couldn't hang..so me of course was having fun..I got soo many stories from that place it ain't even funny.Then add on the whole ranch deal..my 25 cocks..mmhm..just really side tickling when I sit at the ol' redneck hole in the wall bar and share my lastest adventures.

Lotta local men I think feel pity for me..-laughs-..i'm like green acres in my own little way, not that I don't have farm experience..cus I do (WOW! that whole 'farm experience' didn't sound good..-laughs- ) I just add a bit of flare to it, quite the colorful gal I am!

Ive learned life's jest to short to not enjoy it when ya can, lesson learned when I lost my son..so now i grab it by the brass ol' balls and take a swing on em!..then put em in a jar on my shelf and move to the next set that git in ma way! yee haw!

If I were a gay flamboyant male, I'd have Elton John beat in ten folds!

-goes Rozey sniffin..haven't seen her in the past 24 hrs..getting the chills, the jitters,going through withdrawl...sweating puddles..calls out her name from the highest mountain..- ROZE!!!!...my little editor snugglebunny...come out and play!

-gets all serious, as she tuffs her tress up..standing in her best sunday dress, brand new four sack, and high heels flippers..ka-flippin anf ka-flopping about..as she clears her throat..holding a single red rose as she speaks out..

"FROM fairest creatures we desire increase, That thereby beauty's rose might never die, But as the riper should by time decease, His tender heir might bear his memory: But thou, contracted to thine own bright eyes, Feed'st thy light'st flame with self-substantial fuel, Making a famine where abundance lies,
Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel. Thou that art now the world's fresh ornament And only herald to the gaudy spring, Within thine own bud buriest thy content And, tender churl, makest waste in niggarding. Pity the world, or else this glutton be, To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee. "

-she curtsys and awaits the beauty to shine upon her, giving that hope to grace her eyes upon her one more time...before the darkness of night falls and her eyes close till the following dawn-

Dayum..I'm smoking eh?

 

[rozezwild]

Dayum...know where I was ALL this time? Hmm? wanna know? sure ya do..I was peeing ya big sexy meanie!!!

-nuzzles her up as she crawlz into her bed, kicking anyone else outta it as she spoons to her..nuzzling up with a soft voice she whispers- hello baby..i'm home..and kisses her neck..pondering if she awake or pretending to be sleeping-....actually ive been working on chapter 04! I have such a slave driver for an editor..-shows the welts on her body for all to see, as she twirls about and groans. Not that she;s complaining mind you!-

Should have it to ya in a day or two..so..black sharpie me in that little black book!

I got a load of 25 roosters dropped off, mmhmm..you heard me 25 feathery cocks running about my place -grinz- thats like what a whole footballs team or so? Anywhozits..I get em in the pen, it pours down, somehow the latch wasnt closed and there i am in this monsoon rain, lightening and rolling loud ass thunder.. hunting 25 cocks!!!! Is that desperate or sheer stupidity? or what? No wonder i'm bisexual! -grumbles-

I dont know wether to laugh or cry here --I have had to do that too -- and it is not fun chasing those damn cocks a bit

I dont leave welts or red marks I leave reminders

 

[rozezwild]

Oh LAWD Lady C...do they got a humerous section for the sexually deprived on here? I grew up mainly in the southern area, Mmhmm..Im one of those there redneckers..that moved North to be a yankee city girl..then moved way on over to here..-points to misery..erm Missouri the 'show me' state...-flashes her breasts witha grin- I've been through so much and have done so much, that others had said the same thing..it would be a comical best seller.

I had bought an adult bookstore with 8 booths in it , went in the deal with another female a few years back, she couldn't hang..so me of course was having fun..I got soo many stories from that place it ain't even funny.Then add on the whole ranch deal..my 25 cocks..mmhm..just really side tickling when I sit at the ol' redneck hole in the wall bar and share my lastest adventures.

Lotta local men I think feel pity for me..-laughs-..i'm like green acres in my own little way, not that I don't have farm experience..cus I do (WOW! that whole 'farm experience' didn't sound good..-laughs- ) I just add a bit of flare to it, quite the colorful gal I am!

Ive learned life's jest to short to not enjoy it when ya can, lesson learned when I lost my son..so now i grab it by the brass ol' balls and take a swing on em!..then put em in a jar on my shelf and move to the next set that git in ma way! yee haw!

If I were a gay flamboyant male, I'd have Elton John beat in ten folds!

-goes Rozey sniffin..haven't seen her in the past 24 hrs..getting the chills, the jitters,going through withdrawl...sweating puddles..calls out her name from the highest mountain..- ROZE!!!!...my little editor snugglebunny...come out and play!

-gets all serious, as she tuffs her tress up..standing in her best sunday dress, brand new four sack, and high heels flippers..ka-flippin anf ka-flopping about..as she clears her throat..holding a single red rose as she speaks out..

"FROM fairest creatures we desire increase, That thereby beauty's rose might never die, But as the riper should by time decease, His tender heir might bear his memory: But thou, contracted to thine own bright eyes, Feed'st thy light'st flame with self-substantial fuel, Making a famine where abundance lies,
Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel. Thou that art now the world's fresh ornament And only herald to the gaudy spring, Within thine own bud buriest thy content And, tender churl, makest waste in niggarding. Pity the world, or else this glutton be, To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee. "

-she curtsys and awaits the beauty to shine upon her, giving that hope to grace her eyes upon her one more time...before the darkness of night falls and her eyes close till the following dawn-

Dayum..I'm smoking eh?

I think if either one of us was a flaming gay man -- we would beat Elton not just 10 fold but at least 25 fold

Ok and just so 's you know -- you made me cry -- and just for that i am ripping you apart when i get that next part of the story

 

[LadyCibelle]

Syn,

Can't rip your story to shreds or tear you a new one as I'm not your editor but I'm right up there with Roze saying you made me cry.

I wasn't expecting to as I was laughing my ass off and suddenly you hit me in the gut and I was left with tears running down my face.

 

[fieryjen]

The peeking nawty FieryJen..may those dreams be sweet for you as well.

Aww, I never even noticed that line last time I checked!!



*keeps peeking contently*

 

[rozezwild]

Aww, I never even noticed that line last time I checked!!



*keeps peeking contently*

Peek away sweet girl --


mmmmmmmm and i love the AV

 

[rozezwild]

Syn,

Can't rip your story to shreds or tear you a new one as I'm not your editor but I'm right up there with Roze saying you made me cry.

I wasn't expecting to as I was laughing my ass off and suddenly you hit me in the gut and I was left with tears running down my face.

Oh hell at least i am not alone in it

 

[Sinful_whispers]

-sneaks up quietly on the peeker peeking about..pondering what shes peeking at that's got her comming back again to peek even more than she peeked before..looks over her shoulder as she whispers- "pssstt peeker whatcha' peeking at hmmm? Must be good you been peeking an awful long time now..who's naked and running through the forum leaving peanut butter and jelly body marks all over everything?

-looks down as she sticks to the peeking jen as she peekls herself from her back, chuckling at the sticky mess of PB&J upon her..blushing a bit- Mmmh..came in and tucked you away goodnight lil miss fiery one, and i'm so proud of myself i didn't grope you one time!

Awww...sheesh wasn't to make ya cry demmit! -pouts- and it wasn't to make me get ripped to shreds..HARUMPH!...I'm just one of those smooth silver tongued she-devils mmhmm..that's it I am..I aim to please! OH! back up slow the roll...erm..about those reminders Mz Roze...I'm sooo there! remind me! remind me!..- bends forth grabbing her ankles, feeling the sticky PB&J upon her as she does..licking it from her knees as she grabs her ankles and 'wiggles'....and waits to be reminded of something she knows she forgot-

In college I was one those Poe and Shakesphere readers, They were so twisted and dark in their sexual desires. Think it was Poe whom married his wife's sister or aunt or sumthing, I was pretty stoned during that class..and they were sinister sexually..-drools- i was born in the wrong era..and so was picasso, he was another like them..talk about infuences in one's life, all the greats are twisted, dark and fugged up!

-follows Mz Roze..watching her walk from behind...with a grin..quickly snatching her up and taking her into the dark broom closet, and doing bad things to her-

 

[rozezwild]

-sneaks up quietly on the peeker peeking about..pondering what shes peeking at that's got her comming back again to peek even more than she peeked before..looks over her shoulder as she whispers- "pssstt peeker whatcha' peeking at hmmm? Must be good you been peeking an awful long time now..who's naked and running through the forum leaving peanut butter and jelly body marks all over everything?

-looks down as she sticks to the peeking jen as she peekls herself from her back, chuckling at the sticky mess of PB&J upon her..blushing a bit- Mmmh..came in and tucked you away goodnight lil miss fiery one, and i'm so proud of myself i didn't grope you one time!

Awww...sheesh wasn't to make ya cry demmit! -pouts- and it wasn't to make me get ripped to shreds..HARUMPH!...I'm just one of those smooth silver tongued she-devils mmhmm..that's it I am..I aim to please! OH! back up slow the roll...erm..about those reminders Mz Roze...I'm sooo there! remind me! remind me!..- bends forth grabbing her ankles, feeling the sticky PB&J upon her as she does..licking it from her knees as she grabs her ankles and 'wiggles'....and waits to be reminded of something she knows she forgot-

In college I was one those Poe and Shakesphere readers, They were so twisted and dark in their sexual desires. Think it was Poe whom married his wife's sister or aunt or sumthing, I was pretty stoned during that class..and they were sinister sexually..-drools- i was born in the wrong era..and so was picasso, he was another like them..talk about infuences in one's life, all the greats are twisted, dark and fugged up!

-follows Mz Roze..watching her walk from behind...with a grin..quickly snatching her up and taking her into the dark broom closet, and doing bad things to her-

What is all this sticky stuff all over my posts??? SYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN what you doing??? are you being naughty??? well come'ere and be naughty with me

Damn wheres the lights -- WTF happened??-- well hell hold it what is that sticky - tastes like a PB&J mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm starts licking as i hear giggles that are trying to be stiffled -- SYNNNNNNNNNNNNN i knew it was you -- now i gots to take a shower before i go to bed -- i ama mess

 

[Sinful_whispers]

"Oh Mz Roze..madam Editor o' mine..."

-kneels aside her bed as she slips a twisted ended chapter 04 under her pillow, and giggles leaving the scent and stickiness of now caramel and honey trailing where ever she walked or touched-

pssstt...you REALLY DON'T wanna know what that stick stuff is now do you?
-grinz all impish like- this is ME your asking that to..might wanna think again. I'll let you re-think that one again and have time to mull it over...giggles ..as she quickly showers and sneaks into her bed with her cuddling up, twirling her hair about as she ponders if her ass will be handed to her for this chapter..thinking..weighing it out on the scales...'ass spanked for each typo..." then decides there isn't really anything to weight with it..she just grinz and wiggles her fingers goodnite to the lovely Lady C, the cute little peeker Jen...and the loved up one, Mz Roze -blows the nite kisses to A/all-

nite Mz Roze
nite Lady C
nite peeking jen...

May those dreams be sweet when ya'll close those beautiful eyes..!


I WILL be back...ya'll have been warmed!

 

[LadyCibelle]

nite Mz Roze
nite Lady C
nite peeking jen...

May those dreams be sweet when ya'll close those beautiful eyes..!


I WILL be back...ya'll have been warmed!

That's what we're all hoping for I'm sure Syn.

Reading you when I come online is one of my little pleasures these days...I wouldn't want to lose them.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

-chuckles as she gets read and decides it's open mic day here at Literotica..and jumps up wearing her bestest burlap sac and high heeled fuzzy pink bunny slippers that making farting sounds with each step she makes-


Ahem!... Alrighty pervs and pervettes here we go...

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

-snickers and falls on the floor laughing stomping her feet to the floor, hearing the sounds they make and giggles even more..then quickly skitters about and tells another-

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".

So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.

So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she juts ignored it. When she reached the second daughters bedroom she could hear laughing and just ignored it. When she reached the third daughters room she could hear nothing and deiced 2 ignore it.

The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter "Why were you screaming?". And the daughter replied "Well mother you told me 2 scream when something hurt."

Then the mother said to the second daughter "Why were you laughing last night?" and the daughter replied "Mother you told me to laugh when something tickled".

Then the mother said to the last daughter "Why didn't I hear anything coming from your room last night?" and the daughter replied "Well mother you told me never to talk with my mouth full".

-decides to recite a poem-


An Ode To Oral Sex.....
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

-quickly runs from stage before she bashed with rotten stuff, tripping in her high heeled slippers..and skids across the floor..like a dust mop in her sexy sunday best burlap bag-

YAY! today is ''HUMP day' !!...-goes a humpin'-

Aww.. lady C..your just fantastic!

Hello to the peekin Jen cause I know she'll be peeking around somewhere!

-goes to find Mz Roze...cus it's hump day..and I haven't humped my editor today..though I'd like to...ermm..nvm..you perverts shame shame..don't think stuff like that!..I just wanted to hug her up!

 

[fieryjen]

Peek away sweet girl --


mmmmmmmm and i love the AV

Thank you Yay! Free legal peeking!

Hello to the peekin Jen cause I know she'll be peeking around somewhere!

Yup

 

[LadyCibelle]

-decides to recite a poem-


An Ode To Oral Sex.....
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

-quickly runs from stage before she bashed with rotten stuff, tripping in her high heeled slippers..and skids across the floor..like a dust mop in her sexy sunday best burlap bag-

YAY! today is ''HUMP day' !!...-goes a humpin'-

Aww.. lady C..your just fantastic!

Hello to the peekin Jen cause I know she'll be peeking around somewhere!

-goes to find Mz Roze...cus it's hump day..and I haven't humped my editor today..though I'd like to...ermm..nvm..you perverts shame shame..don't think stuff like that!..I just wanted to hug her up!

Lol, you're absolutely hilarious Syn.

I almost peed myself reading that little poetry of yours.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

-laughs- Actually I found it someplace ..forget where and chuckled, thought I share it..I'm in such a good mood today..it's like..Snow White getting gang banged from the seven dwarfs..and the smile upon her face..She didn't underestimate those little guys! Hell she moved her ass right on in...and became thei slave...now that's a story waiting to be written huh? -quickly snatches it up-

Don't Fart in Bed..

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop
and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a
doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled
back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and
the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.

She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me
and I didn't listen to you.

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.


Worlds Greatest BlowJob...

One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.

He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"

The hooker replied "100 Bucks"

The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money"

So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs."

So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.

The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?"

She said "200 dollars"

"200 dollars that's a lot of money"

She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs."

So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life

On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package."

"1000 dollars'

"1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money"

So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i had a pussy."