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[rozezwild]

-chuckles as she gets read and decides it's open mic day here at Literotica..and jumps up wearing her bestest burlap sac and high heeled fuzzy pink bunny slippers that making farting sounds with each step she makes-


Ahem!... Alrighty pervs and pervettes here we go...

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

-snickers and falls on the floor laughing stomping her feet to the floor, hearing the sounds they make and giggles even more..then quickly skitters about and tells another-
OMG YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD FOR THIS ONE


There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".



The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter "Why were you screaming?". And the daughter replied "Well mother you told me 2 scream when something hurt."

Then the mother said to the second daughter "Why were you laughing last night?" and the daughter replied "Mother you told me to laugh when something tickled".

Then the mother said to the last daughter "Why didn't I hear anything coming from your room last night?" and the daughter replied "Well mother you told me never to talk with my mouth full". omg I SPIT PEPSI ALL OVER THE SCREEN
-decides to recite a poem-


An Ode To Oral Sex.....
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

-quickly runs from stage before she bashed with rotten stuff, tripping in her high heeled slippers..and skids across the floor..like a dust mop in her sexy sunday best burlap bag-

YAY! today is ''HUMP day' !!...-goes a humpin'-

Aww.. lady C..your just fantastic!

Hello to the peekin Jen cause I know she'll be peeking around somewhere!

-goes to find Mz Roze...cus it's hump day..and I haven't humped my editor today..though I'd like to...ermm..nvm..you perverts shame shame..don't think stuff like that!..I just wanted to hug her up!

You are such a bad bad girl -- and damn i love you for it

Come're and gimme a hug and i will get your story back to you in the next day or 2 i am helping with a wedding over here and hell i cant screw this one up it is for one of my brothers

 

[rozezwild]

Thank you Yay! Free legal peeking!

Yup

Kisses and mmmmmmmmmm stick around -- I really dont bite

 

[rozezwild]

-laughs- Actually I found it someplace ..forget where and chuckled, thought I share it..I'm in such a good mood today..it's like..Snow White getting gang banged from the seven dwarfs..and the smile upon her face..She didn't underestimate those little guys! Hell she moved her ass right on in...and became thei slave...now that's a story waiting to be written huh? -quickly snatches it up-

OMG i cant even breathe now you shit ----- daughter looking at me like i have to totally lost it-- neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddd Oxygennnnnn


canttttttttttttttt breathhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[fieryjen]

Kisses and mmmmmmmmmm stick around -- I really dont bite

Awww, why not?

 

[rozezwild]

Awww, why not?

Well i do like to nibble

 

[Sinful_whispers]

-laughs-...It was a mood thing! I was in such a good one today...-leaps at her, and hugs the hella outta her- Missed you!...Jen she bites..- shows her the teeth marks- it started as a nibble...and went from there.

Take your time, i'm in no rush for it to return, I even double spaced after the periods! See it;s sinking in slowly, and I tried to find all the she/he fuggles as i went along. I;m soo trying to make your job easier really..-snickers and grinz-

Ifin i don't see ya se before ya tuck in..I'll be there when I'm tired, so move it over the big ol' dogs moving in! (mmhm..rocking to George Thorogood! )

Nite Nite Everyone!...sweet Dreamz!

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Okay too much time on my hands...was doing a few Avs for myself & a friend on here, stumbled across a cool fer items and dropped them into photoshop..if I got this right..let's see.

 

[rozezwild]

Okay too much time on my hands...was doing a few Avs for myself & a friend on here, stumbled across a cool fer items and dropped them into photoshop..if I got this right..let's see.

Baby they are all beautiful-- are they small enough that if i save them i can use them as they are?? Can you tell that i am soooooooo not very good at putting AVs up and together

YOU were not supposed to show Jen those bite marks -- now she is going to think that i am this big ole scary bitch theat bite

Hurry your ass up and get into bed -- i am tired and cranky and wanna cuddle

Night Jen ( my hot little peeping Jen)

Lady C -- see ya around hunny

 

[LadyCibelle]

Okay too much time on my hands...was doing a few Avs for myself & a friend on here, stumbled across a cool fer items and dropped them into photoshop..if I got this right..let's see.

Syn: They are awesome!!!

Roze: I'm jealous now. Nobody makes AV's for me.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

wow, I got chapter 04 back already..-blinks- she loves me!, and didn't even kill me in correction! -faints- Umm..nope they're not that small but that's easy to do..will do that today..yanno you pushed me outta bed! You wild woman you! Hmm...Lady C that might not be true..-snickers-

Anywhozitz..Good moanin' to you All!!

see you's later today..

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Okay here ya go Roze...Profile and AV size...though I don't like the one AV so small..so you can trash that one.....

Lady C..I have this one done for you..it's in both sizes, profile and AV.These are the profile size to match the AVS

 

[Sinful_whispers]

These SHOULD be the matching AVS...-laughs-

 

[LadyCibelle]

Okay here ya go Roze...Profile and AV size...though I don't like the one AV so small..so you can trash that one.....

Lady C..I have this one done for you..it's in both sizes, profile and AV.These are the profile size to match the AVS

OMG...Syn.....THIS....this is awesome! I don't know what to say.
Uh, thank you is not enough but I'm speechless now.

Oh, hell.....*runs around like a headless chicken not knowing if she should kiss Syn or cry like a baby*

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Two..well 4 more incomming! -sends em through the shute- INbound!

Your quite welcome...anytime. I change AVS like I would my panties If I wore any..-chuckles-

 

[LadyCibelle]

Well now you've done it!!!

I have no choice but to shower you with *lick, lick*

They are awesome and I LOVE them.

I'll know who to call to get new AV's and profile pics now.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

-moans and groans as she suddenly feels the puddle of honey stickiness-

Better watch it Mz Roze Editor will be jealous unless she shares.. -ponders that thought and passout from excitment-

Anytime, just hollar at me, even if you got a pic ya like just send it my way and I'll see what I can do with it...or if ya know what you want, I can try to produce it..well 'cept children

 

[rozezwild]

-moans and groans as she suddenly feels the puddle of honey stickiness-

Better watch it Mz Roze Editor will be jealous unless she shares.. -ponders that thought and passout from excitment-

Anytime, just hollar at me, even if you got a pic ya like just send it my way and I'll see what I can do with it...or if ya know what you want, I can try to produce it..well 'cept children

Baby -- you leave me speachless -- at the amount of love and thought that you put into these -- i totally agree with Lady C -- you make me wanna cry or scream -- i can not make up my mind

I am going to be Mia for a few days-- just so you dont freak out

 

[Sinful_whispers]

You both are welcome, submitted chapter 04...did all the grueling corrections my wenchy editor makes me do...-groans loudly-

Tis so stinking hot here today, was outside and ran back in...you break a sweat just walking a few paces out the door. I think the world should be one giant air conditioner!

-scribbles that down on her notepad for when she decides to take over the World-

 

[Sinful_whispers]

-sighs ...shuffles about the big empty space, going thru withdrawl...her body shakes...trembles...kicks a few stones about feeling lost within Roze.....sighs again...grumbles..kicks a few more stones as she does the two footie shuffle and ponders what to do..-

 

[rozezwild]

-sighs ...shuffles about the big empty space, going thru withdrawl...her body shakes...trembles...kicks a few stones about feeling lost within Roze.....sighs again...grumbles..kicks a few more stones as she does the two footie shuffle and ponders what to do..-

Didnt get your writing done?????

I have missed you also sweetie -- but hell family called -- man and that is one strong ass addiction that you have if you are having the shakes

I will be back in the next day or 2 and then you can hate me all over again

 

[Sinful_whispers]

YOU TEASE!!! -pouts and does the two footie shuffle about again..kicking anything she can as she gets a taste of her being back and she goes again...convulses...has to have 911 called for a IV hook up of valium-

Okay the first two are just kinda Easter greetings from me...but the 2nd two are for You Lady C..

-doubles the dosage of her IV meds...as she's mellowed awaiting Roze to return to her to abuse her some more-

Nope I haven't written anything in a bit been writing over in the CHYOO section..

FACTOID for Easter:
Most Great Pryneese Dogs are born with one extra tow claw on each back foot..(never knew that and here I thought my pup was an inbred.They clip those things off when they are first born.-winces- The Amish farmer didn't her)..but anywhozitz..That was Syn's factoid for today!

 

[LadyCibelle]

Whooooo hooooo. They are awesome...*runs around showing it to the kids and husband*

Kiss, kiss, lick, lick, slobber everywhere on Sin.

 

[fieryjen]

YOU TEASE!!! -pouts and does the two footie shuffle about again..kicking anything she can as she gets a taste of her being back and she goes again...convulses...has to have 911 called for a IV hook up of valium-

Okay the first two are just kinda Easter greetings from me...but the 2nd two are for You Lady C..

-doubles the dosage of her IV meds...as she's mellowed awaiting Roze to return to her to abuse her some more-

Nope I haven't written anything in a bit been writing over in the CHYOO section..

FACTOID for Easter:
Most Great Pryneese Dogs are born with one extra tow claw on each back foot..(never knew that and here I thought my pup was an inbred.They clip those things off when they are first born.-winces- The Amish farmer didn't her)..but anywhozitz..That was Syn's factoid for today!

Ooh, those are cute!

 

[rozezwild]

YOU TEASE!!! -pouts and does the two footie shuffle about again..kicking anything she can as she gets a taste of her being back and she goes again...convulses...has to have 911 called for a IV hook up of valium-

Okay the first two are just kinda Easter greetings from me...but the 2nd two are for You Lady C..

-doubles the dosage of her IV meds...as she's mellowed awaiting Roze to return to her to abuse her some more-

Nope I haven't written anything in a bit been writing over in the CHYOO section..

FACTOID for Easter:
Most Great Pryneese Dogs are born with one extra tow claw on each back foot..(never knew that and here I thought my pup was an inbred.They clip those things off when they are first born.-winces- The Amish farmer didn't her)..but anywhozitz..That was Syn's factoid for today!

Jumping up and down -- those are beautiful -- just like my SYN

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Noooooooooooooo! I missed my Roze again! -triple doses in the valium to stop the shakes and convusions-

Thanks peeking Jen..

Jumping up and down -- those are beautiful -- just like my SYN

Gawd! no wonder I love her to death..-dies-

Kiss, kiss, lick, lick, slobber everywhere on Sin.

-comes back from the dead- wee dawgy! tell ya gotta do those things in private..can't have Roze seeing that!

Okay have to show ya my early Easter presents..this is Samson and Delilah, my two newest editions their 3 weeks old.

My daughter is gonna be 20 next month and told me I may be a grandmother, needless to say false alarm..whew! But anyways, I told her let me worry about the babies for now..I've had 1 dozen new lambs recently, and a calf, now these are the twins -feels all proud-

P.S. I wanna hear those SYNful things...your whispering...!!!