Looking for that frisson again

[jhe1950]

oh, but darling, 'tis all about the technique.

Techs are neat, dang, let's see we have our pirated cable guy and he's a tech, so I 'spose he's neat....

 

[Inrhapsody]

I like anything with the word "fanny" in it.

geeezzzz..men are so easy! FANNY

 

[Inrhapsody]

Hi everyone, sorry to have been away for a while. Things went a bit wingdings for a while there, and whilst I may not be quite back to Times New Roman yet, I think I've at least got as far as Helvetica Bold. On the plus side, I spent a long time in conversation with my wife last night about how long it will be before I absolutely have to offer oral sex to another woman. She feels it is one of life's inevitabilities so she's now putting a time frame on it. Surreal? Not with all these strawberries hopping about....

How is everyone? TallMan is back (however briefly) and we missed him like a brick misses cement. He seems to have changed his profile pic from that guy with the really aloof hair though. Sad. Hi, InRhapsody. Love the denials, they are more plausible than "We're just trying to improve our customer experience" from Microsoft, but sadly there are those of us who know the truth. Denial is a river in Egypt as far as you're concerned, anything more is a waste of oxygen.

Hi Jon, Wings, INS and most especially ms_interpretation, who was kind enough to send me a photo of herself and never got a response before I vanished into the mist. Somewhere out there is ms_intrigue too, and whatever she's plotting I'm sure she'll pop in and say hi before her plans for world domination (or denomination, if you're not using the dewey decimal system yet) reach fruition.

(What's that? I'm rambling? Me? Are you sure? Oh, I do apologise. It doesn't sound like something I would do though, I'm normally very succinct. Briefer than a Calvin Klein model's underwear, that's me. Do I use too many similes? You can tell me, I won't be hurt. Oh right. Stop typing...)

Oh my...it just hit me (mostly because I am so far in the gutter already)...EA offering to give oral to all of the women is just SMUT, SMUT, SMUT. I am personally shocked that you would lead this pure thread down that path. *shakes her head* Pity, tut, tut, tut!

 

[ms_interpretation]

Oh my...it just hit me (mostly because I am so far in the gutter already)...EA offering to give oral to all of the women is just SMUT, SMUT, SMUT. I am personally shocked that you would lead this pure thread down that path. *shakes her head* Pity, tut, tut, tut!

Long live SMUT.....forever may it reign.
and just to make it properly British......God save the Queen.....SMUT!

 

[ItNeverSets]

Hi Everyone!

oh, but darling, 'tis all about the technique.

I must assure you all that it's pure coincedence that both me and EA have been away at the same time, honest we haven't been together whatever the homoerotic runours being spread might say!

The group effort is finally paying off. I have all of you to thank for my return to society. I have finally managed to enter into a healthy adult relationship, one that doesnt consist of me jumping in with both feet. Married by Xmas? Never say never, but I think I can rule out Xmas 2008!

 

[ItNeverSets]

Oh my...it just hit me (mostly because I am so far in the gutter already)...EA offering to give oral to all of the women is just SMUT, SMUT, SMUT. I am personally shocked that you would lead this pure thread down that path. *shakes her head* Pity, tut, tut, tut!

What's that phrase I'm looking for...? Ummmm... Something about a pot.... and the colour black.... oh yes and a kettle! *polishes halo*

 

[Wings27]

What's that phrase I'm looking for...? Ummmm... Something about a pot.... and the colour black.... oh yes and a kettle! *polishes halo*

HEY! You stole that halo from me!!! Don't be acting like it was yours.

 

[Inrhapsody]

What's that phrase I'm looking for...? Ummmm... Something about a pot.... and the colour black.... oh yes and a kettle! *polishes halo*

haha thus the gutter remark..and hailo? THAT IS WINGS...give it back, she need all the help she can get.

 

[Wings27]

haha thus the gutter remark..and hailo? THAT IS WINGS...give it back, she need all the help she can get.

Damn right sistah! I'm tattooed with attitude, and I have affairs, I swear Heaven is going to reject me, even if my name is Angel.

 

[jhe1950]

Damn right sistah! I'm tattooed with attitude, and I have affairs, I swear Heaven is going to reject me, even if my name is Angel.

Well'n Ms Wangs...t'aint makin' no guess 'bout heaven....but uhhhh might reminds ya' that's a tiara...t'aint no dang Halo

 

[ms_intrigue]

......

 

[jhe1950]

World domination? If world domination includes Thai food, an Australian movie, and some seriously amazing Belgian beer, then yes, you've hit upon my plans exactly...

Hi everyone! Anyone else up for some conquering?

Well don't know 'bout no conquerin' less'n ya' refer ta' the dang swill in the still....buts if ya' needs some good ole butts ta' be kicked we'd happily lend ya' Big Bertha....

 

[Inrhapsody]

HEY...where is our host anyway. This feels a little like playing in someone's backyard without them home. EA...cum play(oh should have saved that one for Innuendo).

 

[HowMayIPleaseU]

well if EA is offering oral sex, I'm in... Where do I pick up a number???

 

[EnglishAgain]

Fond farewells

HEY...where is our host anyway. This feels a little like playing in someone's backyard without them home. EA...cum play(oh should have saved that one for Innuendo).

Hi everyone,

Well, time and circumstance have played against us all, I feel, and as has been frequently pointed out I have not been here much of late. Very remiss of me, and I wish I could say that it will all change. However, for various reasons as diverse as the methods for tempting customers into a sofa store I am no longer able to log into Literotica. This is my forlorn attempt at saying goodbye in pithy and heart-wrenching style...

Nah, never gonna be able to do it. Let's look back and celebrate instead! Jon and InRhapsody have their very own places of punditry, pun and pulchritude, Wings has found herself an intercontinental friend or two, we've been open to msinterpretation and puzzled by msintrigue, we've met the delhights of Jekyll (yes, I spelt that deliberately for him) and dangled Katze's strings. We wrangled with Welshman and Scotsman, although we never joined in with Korus again. Between Noor (who remained mysteriously aloof, noor's the pity) and CaFem and all the others, I've had a blast. I wallowed briefly in the Waller (if you haven't been over there, check it out, it's more fun and mental than fundamental but it'll suit all you book-lernin types!) and got out my innuendo. I've been admired for my accent on a forum that can only accept text (quite a feat, I think) and met all you lovely people. You've made my heart lighter during some recent depressions, and I've loved watching you all gloriously intertwine together on here and basked in some of your reflected collective silliness.

Anyway, I must be gone. Happy Christmas one and all, and did any of us remember to wish Angel a happy Birthday? I didn't. I feel so bad I'm off to stick my head in a concrete mixer till it sets. For the last time from EA Towers;

Have fun xx

 

[Wings27]

Hi everyone,

Well, time and circumstance have played against us all, I feel, and as has been frequently pointed out I have not been here much of late. Very remiss of me, and I wish I could say that it will all change. However, for various reasons as diverse as the methods for tempting customers into a sofa store I am no longer able to log into Literotica. This is my forlorn attempt at saying goodbye in pithy and heart-wrenching style...

Nah, never gonna be able to do it. Let's look back and celebrate instead! Jon and InRhapsody have their very own places of punditry, pun and pulchritude, Wings has found herself an intercontinental friend or two, we've been open to msinterpretation and puzzled by msintrigue, we've met the delhights of Jekyll (yes, I spelt that deliberately for him) and dangled Katze's strings. We wrangled with Welshman and Scotsman, although we never joined in with Korus again. Between Noor (who remained mysteriously aloof, noor's the pity) and CaFem and all the others, I've had a blast. I wallowed briefly in the Waller (if you haven't been over there, check it out, it's more fun and mental than fundamental but it'll suit all you book-lernin types!) and got out my innuendo. I've been admired for my accent on a forum that can only accept text (quite a feat, I think) and met all you lovely people. You've made my heart lighter during some recent depressions, and I've loved watching you all gloriously intertwine together on here and basked in some of your reflected collective silliness.

Anyway, I must be gone. Happy Christmas one and all, and did any of us remember to wish Angel a happy Birthday? I didn't. I feel so bad I'm off to stick my head in a concrete mixer till it sets. For the last time from EA Towers;

Have fun xx

Love and warm thoughts!

Angel

 

[Inrhapsody]

Heart broken...kisses

Hi everyone,

Well, time and circumstance have played against us all, I feel, and as has been frequently pointed out I have not been here much of late. Very remiss of me, and I wish I could say that it will all change. However, for various reasons as diverse as the methods for tempting customers into a sofa store I am no longer able to log into Literotica. This is my forlorn attempt at saying goodbye in pithy and heart-wrenching style...

Nah, never gonna be able to do it. Let's look back and celebrate instead! Jon and InRhapsody have their very own places of punditry, pun and pulchritude, Wings has found herself an intercontinental friend or two, we've been open to msinterpretation and puzzled by msintrigue, we've met the delhights of Jekyll (yes, I spelt that deliberately for him) and dangled Katze's strings. We wrangled with Welshman and Scotsman, although we never joined in with Korus again. Between Noor (who remained mysteriously aloof, noor's the pity) and CaFem and all the others, I've had a blast. I wallowed briefly in the Waller (if you haven't been over there, check it out, it's more fun and mental than fundamental but it'll suit all you book-lernin types!) and got out my innuendo. I've been admired for my accent on a forum that can only accept text (quite a feat, I think) and met all you lovely people. You've made my heart lighter during some recent depressions, and I've loved watching you all gloriously intertwine together on here and basked in some of your reflected collective silliness.

Anyway, I must be gone. Happy Christmas one and all, and did any of us remember to wish Angel a happy Birthday? I didn't. I feel so bad I'm off to stick my head in a concrete mixer till it sets. For the last time from EA Towers;

Have fun xx

 

[jhe1950]

Heart broken...kisses

A sadness hangs in my heart. You'll be sorely missed. Thank you not only for your delightful command of the Queen's tongue, but the way you weave the most delicious tales in sharing that with us. I can only wish you a fond adieu and imortalize you at some point in the Waller. Take care EA, and may the charm you hold within you glow thoughout the holidays...and long into the future....

 

[Noor]

EA, its sad to lose another silly man from lit.

I wish you lots of cream cakes and mind blowing sex.

Feel free to pm later in life if you wish.

mysteriously yours,

Noor

 

[ms_interpretation]

EA, sad to see you go. Thank you for being a most gracious host and welcoming me into your humble abode. Happy endeavors, in whatever you set out to do.

 

[Jekyll87]

Thank you EA, for introducing me to all these lovely people. Hope you have a wonderful life. You'll be remembered and missed.

 

[ms_intrigue]

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