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Well if you want to beg, I won't stop you. In fact, while you are down there knelt in front of me....
Looking for that frisson again
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Well if you want to beg, I won't stop you. In fact, while you are down there knelt in front of me....
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we'll just have to see about that...I have to warn you that I've been tortured by women before, and I never submit! The dancing though.... not sure if I could resist that!
*DUN DUN DUN DUUUNNN*
Well if you want to beg, I won't stop you. In fact, while you are down there knelt in front of me....
OMG!!! What an ungentlemanly thing to suggest
i like it
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Holy mackeral.....dang it all....we's sent Effram N, Disco Donnie over there on a wild goose chase...but if'n y'all's havin' an orgy well 'spose they might actually find yer...and we's a bit curious if'n maybe's INS 'n EA is bents over ta'gether, an' Ms IN is bent over...well we's sure havin' a hard time picturin' that onewe'll just have to see about that...
*DUN DUN DUN DUUUNNN*
OMG!!! What an ungentlemanly thing to suggest
i like it
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Hot dang, wuz talkin' ta' the boys 'bout y'alls service an' decided that's maybe we'd fergive ya' EA if'n ya' kin say ya' were a Combat Engineer....I means some of 'em are outright nasty specially round that dang concertina wire an' all. Well ma' friend Terry Anne done dragged me on a wine tastin' escapade....saved ourselves some money 'cause we hit Wally World and K Mart....finally settled on some close out furniture with a $1.75 bottle o' "Mother Goldstein's Kosher Wine: Bottled and inspected by, Rabbi Sham Rabbinowitz in Elmira NY"....hot dang and you Limey's done think you have all the class....(though it done did taste a bit like antifreeze but Terry Anne said that were just maybe the wax it disolved off'n the inside o' the dixie cup....
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Hi Jon,
NeoRemf reporting for duty.
Okay so...I am curious. What does neoRemf stand for?
new
entergetic
posh
rotten
english
man's
fanny
Once again the homo-erotic side pops out?
alright everyone...what do you think this means???
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Well Ms IN, had ya' spent a lil' more time with Effram and the 'nam Vets a' the still ya' just might'n know the meanin' o' at least part o' that....Rear Echilon Mother Fuckers, (though seems that Beefy who done fits that part o' the discription always been shootin' blanks, so spose he'd just be a REF, but he don't do a good job o' that neither.) Now as fer as the NEO goes well I suppose that's a lot liken ya' callin' yer students at the schoolhouse Neanderthals...bys the way seems they finds that rather charmin'....if'n it's a bit different than that I guess I'll let the dang Limeys 'splain it themselves.
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you deny the offer
or
you you deny denying the denial of the offer
or you just offered
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I have video footage that can be entered as evidence.......
You wanna change that story?
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I deny that you will deny that there was a denial of any kind...now or forever.
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I have video footage that can be entered as evidence.......
You wanna change that story?
Nooo silly, that was Wings.
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Nooo silly, that was Wings.
Save it for The People's Court........I know what I saw, woman! *smug*
'sides, her tatoos would have given her away, so there.
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I like mine better.
I like anything with the word "fanny" in it.
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Hi everyone, sorry to have been away for a while. Things went a bit wingdings for a while there, and whilst I may not be quite back to Times New Roman yet, I think I've at least got as far as Helvetica Bold. On the plus side, I spent a long time in conversation with my wife last night about how long it will be before I absolutely have to offer oral sex to another woman. She feels it is one of life's inevitabilities so she's now putting a time frame on it. Surreal? Not with all these strawberries hopping about....
How is everyone? TallMan is back (however briefly) and we missed him like a brick misses cement. He seems to have changed his profile pic from that guy with the really aloof hair though. Sad. Hi, InRhapsody. Love the denials, they are more plausible than "We're just trying to improve our customer experience" from Microsoft, but sadly there are those of us who know the truth. Denial is a river in Egypt as far as you're concerned, anything more is a waste of oxygen.
Hi Jon, Wings, INS and most especially ms_interpretation, who was kind enough to send me a photo of herself and never got a response before I vanished into the mist. Somewhere out there is ms_intrigue too, and whatever she's plotting I'm sure she'll pop in and say hi before her plans for world domination (or denomination, if you're not using the dewey decimal system yet) reach fruition.
(What's that? I'm rambling? Me? Are you sure? Oh, I do apologise. It doesn't sound like something I would do though, I'm normally very succinct. Briefer than a Calvin Klein model's underwear, that's me. Do I use too many similes? You can tell me, I won't be hurt. Oh right. Stop typing...)
How is everyone? TallMan is back (however briefly) and we missed him like a brick misses cement. He seems to have changed his profile pic from that guy with the really aloof hair though. Sad. Hi, InRhapsody. Love the denials, they are more plausible than "We're just trying to improve our customer experience" from Microsoft, but sadly there are those of us who know the truth. Denial is a river in Egypt as far as you're concerned, anything more is a waste of oxygen.
Hi Jon, Wings, INS and most especially ms_interpretation, who was kind enough to send me a photo of herself and never got a response before I vanished into the mist. Somewhere out there is ms_intrigue too, and whatever she's plotting I'm sure she'll pop in and say hi before her plans for world domination (or denomination, if you're not using the dewey decimal system yet) reach fruition.
(What's that? I'm rambling? Me? Are you sure? Oh, I do apologise. It doesn't sound like something I would do though, I'm normally very succinct. Briefer than a Calvin Klein model's underwear, that's me. Do I use too many similes? You can tell me, I won't be hurt. Oh right. Stop typing...)
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Once again you return to a thread full of inane finger pointing and a complete lack of posters personal responsibilities, welcome back EA, and yes I must say a time frame for oral sex with another woman is indeed sureal....perhaps, however a rather koi ploy on your spouses behalf....
Saved again by the ink! YES!!!!
*Waving* Welcome back EA!! You've been missed, and would it be wrong to point out...if you're offering oral sex. *sweet smile*
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oh YES...Pick me, Pick me!!!!!!
Look at that, two offers already. You're so popular, EA, soon you'll have the entire Lit community!
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Really? Apart from being tongue tied, then tongue tired, does that mean the guys as well? I've never had those sort of leanings, and I worry that I would get jaw ache
Whoops, forgot to put "female" members of the Lit community. Well, either way, I've heard about your homoerotic ways, don't think you can hide from me!
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